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fart simpson

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

some computers seem really smart. or at least smarter than my coworkers. but is computer smarter than brain? overall.

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vanisher

maybe smarter than brian but thats not saying much

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I think it's cute that you think everyone except you is a computer

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Gross Dude

Gross Dude
Sometimes computer beats me at video game.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Gross Dude posted:

Sometimes computer beats me at video game.

Cool...

Sepharo

EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER!
go ahead and put transistors in brain


Goons Are Gifts

Computer is smart without a brain and I respect his decision.


Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Computer - 1 terrabyte

Human Brain - 100,000,000 terrabyte

Brain of God Jesus - 100,00,000 human brain

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Putty posted:

Computer - 1 terrabyte

Human Brain - 100,000,000 terrabyte

Brain of God Jesus - 100,00,000 human brain

I cant even imagine

Manifisto


computer: runs on electrons

my brain: runs on tacos

point: brain

e: also coffee, another point brain


ty nesamdoom!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


nope

google THIS

I asked Siri if computer is smarter than brain and she did not give me a clear answer so we may never know.

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

:drum: I say let us put brain and computer together
To find out which one is smarter
Some say brain but I say no
The computer got de brain de day should know

And not me but the people they say
That de brain are leading de computer astray
But I say, that the computer of today
Smarter than the brain in every way
That's right computer is uh smarter
That's right computer is uh smarter
That's right computer is uh smarter, that's right, that's right...

Squatch Ambassador

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
:thunk:

Manifisto


humans with human brain often refuse to bang me

sexbots with computer brain rarely refuse to bang me

pretty clear which one is smarter


ty nesamdoom!

Voting Floater

It's been over 20 years now Garry, just accept Deep Blue beat you and move on ffs.

FutonForensic

overclocking my brain by thinking about numbers and putting a bag of frozen peas on my head


Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
protip: shave ur head for better cooling

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
personally i run liquid nitrogen through a pipe in my skull

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alnilam

Nosfereefer posted:

personally i run liquid nitrogen through a pipe in my skull



ty manifisto

Space Taxi
I can power my brain with pudding, whereas my computer ran slow filled with pudding. Brain is smarter.

Manifisto


doorstop rating:

desktop tower computer: 7/10
laptop computer: 3/10 (screen open)
ENIAC: 10/10
brain: 2/10

wrap it up meatailures, we can't even figure out how to stop a door


ty nesamdoom!

super sweet best pal


So? Are you?

Finger Prince


You can unplug a computer and leave it for like a long time, plug it back in, and the worst thing it might do is ask if you want to start in safe mode. Brain doesn't even have safe mode and if you leave it disconnected for any amount of time it kind of goes mushy. More mushy.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Brain ONLY starts in unsafe mode

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Brain worse than computer? Can your computer do this?


*Kicks brain past the ten yards line, crowd is cheering in the background*

nut

it is a lot tougher for rappers to write rhymes about getting computer

Squatch Ambassador

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

No. both are weak in some ways, but good in others

solution: combine them to make computer-brain

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Brain is smart in creative ways.

L i ke

What if

Brain


Cimputer

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Computer make better logic infallible as long as tell computer correct way to think.

Brian smart man tell computer how to think, smart Brian brain must be smarter than smart computer!

Brain good for jumping logic, guessing, probing. Computer cannot guess only know or not know.



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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

Drink-Mix Man posted:

:drum: I say let us put brain and computer together
To find out which one is smarter
Some say brain but I say no
The computer got de brain de day should know

And not me but the people they say
That de brain are leading de computer astray
But I say, that the computer of today
Smarter than the brain in every way
That's right computer is uh smarter
That's right computer is uh smarter
That's right computer is uh smarter, that's right, that's right...

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
we should ask computer and ask brain but if they don't agree then i don't know how to solve it

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
but what if brain and computer are same????



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

magic cactus posted:

but what if brain and computer are same????

come to think of it, i've never seen my computer and brain in the same room before...

SardonicTyrant

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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When there is a brain inside a pretty lady, good times happen. But if there computer inside pretty lady you're John Connor.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

SardonicTyrant posted:

When there is a brain inside a pretty lady, good times happen. But if there computer inside pretty lady you're John Connor.

When there is pretty lady inside computer you're horny.



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

google THIS

magic cactus posted:

When there is pretty lady inside computer you're horny.

please let the pretty lady out :saddowns:

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

google THIS posted:

please let the pretty lady out :saddowns:

turn on you're monitor????



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:

Brain, Cimputer = Computer

Auto correct, Cimputer = Computer

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FLUFFERNUTTER
the real question is is computer smarter than brian


thanks Manifisto!

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