|
Think carrying a knife is normal, because it's just a cutting tool you can use to open boxes or clean your nails or whatever? In the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland you're wrong. DEAD WRONG. You imbecile. You ignorant Colonial. https://twitter.com/InspHealyEssex/status/1152216353740185601 What sorts of dangerous weapons do they confiscate? https://twitter.com/MPSRegentsPark/status/1140672787411079169 Okay, yeah that's one some deranged rough-sleeper could do some damage with. What else? https://twitter.com/SwanseaTS/status/1146076787400695808 Protecting your children from being strangled by their robert cop costume, AND getting rid of ritual lloth knives from dark elves. Nice. But that's not all. https://twitter.com/MPSRegentsPark/status/974645778558980096 Okay... uh that just looks like you emptied out a painters van and took a picture of anything sorta sharp. https://twitter.com/MPSSthRichmond/status/1148873872378384384 That's garbage you literally just found a little piece of garbage. https://twitter.com/SouthendPolTCT/status/1149049169946001410 That is a uh... dangerous looking stick. These brave bobbies are even keeping us safe from those who would wield nature's most terrifying and dangerous weapon, venomous serpents. https://twitter.com/MPSSouthwark/status/631802481115316224 the #operationspectre and #weaponsweep hashtags are full of plenty more examples of police protecting us from getting our mobile nicked at knife point outside the Tesco's. Share your favorite! Or don't live your own truth. Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Jul 26, 2019 |
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:10
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 19, 2024 02:01 |
|
|
I lurk in London alleyways with my knives ready to commit knife crime OP starring Hugh Laurie as one of the men
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:14
|
|
|
Oi, give me a snog, luv.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:14
|
|
|
London Policeman: Hey you in the alleyway with the knife! Me: I've been caught! London Policeman: Come out! Who isthat with you? Me: It's Hugh Laurie one of the men. London Policeman: Ah one of the men, carry on then.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:18
|
|
|
The one with the pinking shears is ridiculous. I refuse to believe it's real, and I hope some UK goon shows us it's a hoax. It has to be a hoax, right?
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:18
|
|
|
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a knife is a good guy with a gun
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:19
|
|
|
Im the deadly needle nose pliers
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:22
|
|
|
Didn't ol USA have another mass shooting this afternoon?
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:23
|
|
|
Pointy things bad, so how about clubs or flails?
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:23
|
|
|
they need to ban cars - to prevent people from getting run down, like everywhere they need to ban petrol - to prevent people from arson, like in japan they need to ban acid - to prevent your face from looking like ditto from pokemon when someone tosses it in your eyes
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:24
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/MPSSouthwark/status/652012523097559040 we can all breath a sigh of relief that tom thumbs wakazashi is off the streets
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:24
|
|
|
my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:Im the deadly needle nose pliers And the terrifying square ended file lol Someone could get their skin sanded
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:26
|
|
|
Im Ready for DEATH posted:they need to ban cars - to prevent people from getting run down, like everywhere Isn't England working to eventually ban all these things? Or is that 
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:26
|
|
|
Not seeing the mexican sacatripe.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:27
|
|
|
Looking at that post with the pinking shears and needle nose pliers makes me sad. I'm sorry to say England, if that is not infact some elaborate joke, any basement dwelling goon could roll your police force.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:28
|
|
|
They should adopt US policy the cops all have knives, really thin and narrow ones that are extremely pointy like better quality shanks. The whole deal is that they'll be really twitchy and paranoid like US cops but instead of gun they assume you have knives then stab you to death out of fear for their own lives. The reason the knives are really pointy and narrow and thin is cuz it will feel more like being stabbed by a big pin which I feel would hurt more also it will probably take more stabs and time for you to die with these weapons.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:29
|
|
|
my dog died im sad posted:Looking at that post with the pinking shears and needle nose pliers makes me sad. I'm sorry to say England, if that is not infact some elaborate joke, any basement dwelling goon could roll your police force. They do occasionally kill actual terrorists. Because they still have regular deadly terrorist attacks lol Europe needs to get their act together
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:30
|
|
|
Hold on I am trying to Google a knife that fits what I am thinking of
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:30
|
|
|
Im Ready for DEATH posted:they need to ban cars - to prevent people from getting run down, like everywhere Acid is already much harder to get there due to the attacks.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:30
|
|
|
Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Hold on I am trying to Google a knife that fits what I am thinking of Maybe a stilleto Which is technically not a knife i guess
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:30
|
|
|
Oh here like this https://images.app.goo.gl/sFZf5jhuwrBFxSXq8
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:34
|
|
|
So a boning or fillet knife?
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:34
|
|
|
they should set up outside the kitchenware stores and do stops after shoppers leave; they could put up real numbers getting a dozen at a time off folks
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:35
|
|
|
When are they going to start confiscating pointy sticks? Also: ma'am, those long fingernails could be used to lacerate someone. Going to have to take those from you. *pulls gardening shears from police belt, chops fingers off*
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:36
|
|
|
my dog died im sad posted:So a boning or fillet knife? Yea looks like it would hurt really bad
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:36
|
|
|
When the vicious biting attacks of the UK commence we'll be confiscating everyone's teeth.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:38
|
|
|
17 year olds in Britain literally can't buy a butter knife.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:38
|
|
|
DancingShade posted:When are they going to start confiscating pointy sticks? lol you thought you were using hyperbole like giving bored cops free reign to go on confiscatory "weapon sweeps" wasn't already maximally absurd:
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:38
|
|
|
NihilismNow posted:17 year olds in Britain literally can't buy a butter knife. i was just thinking about this, some recently emancipated near-adult setting up their flat and they need a straw buyer to hook them up before they can start cutting their steaks and pork chops lol lol: https://twitter.com/SouthendPolTCT/status/1149766615237562370 "sorry old bean, the queen has outlawed the impliments of redoing your kitchen tile. pip pip cheerio" Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Jul 26, 2019 |
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:40
|
|
|
Owlbear Camus posted:lol you thought you were using hyperbole like giving bored cops free reign to go on confiscatory "weapon sweeps" wasn't already maximally absurd:  I was making a joke, I didn't realise the UK gov was already that retarded.I'd be embarassed to be posting on an official twitter account about how proud I was to be taking someone's small wooden stick away. ^^^ If I was a UK copper I'd drive around looking for any construction sites or building works going on, then arresting all the workers for possession of deadly weapons. Highest arrest quota on the force! Super cop! DancingShade fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Jul 26, 2019 |
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:40
|
|
|
i would just like to bring up surviving edged weapons, although i know someone already made a joke about that.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:42
|
|
|
Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Yea looks like it would hurt really bad I want police check points outside the Cash and Carry. Edit: I love your new av btw.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:44
|
|
|
DancingShade posted:
Hot fuzz except instead of a murder cult it's a construction crew
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:45
|
|
|
if you're a police officer executing a search warrant on a house, you should be careful of the guy inside sticking a sword through the slightly open door.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:46
|
|
|
my dog died im sad posted:I want police check points outside the Cash and Carry. It was scary in the Av thread everyone was talking about how much they like it so I panicked and bought it in the dark of the back office at work
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:48
|
|
|
Hell Yeah posted:if you're a police officer executing a search warrant on a house, you should be careful of the guy inside sticking a sword through the slightly open door. I have a solution to this as well. You have to transport the blade to get it home in the first place right? Unless the house has an on-site forge and the owner made their own swords then clearly they've violated the law and carried a blade in public to get them home. No further evidence needed, toss them into the clink.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:48
|
|
|
Is that sad looking joint also considered a stabbing weapon?
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:49
|
|
|
Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:It was scary in the Av thread everyone was talking about how much they like it so I panicked and bought it in the dark of the back office at work Wow, I'm just glad you're ok and have the AV.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:49
|
|
|
they'll take my ritual seax of beagnoth from my cold dead hands! (in the burial mound)
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:51
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 19, 2024 02:01 |
|
|
How long before the UK gov orders all citizens to turn in all their dangerous cutlery and mandate people can only possess plastic picnicware for their home dining needs? Hang on guvnor, is that a metal spoon I see? Right you're nicked.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2019 23:53
|
|