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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

poverty goat posted:

how come you never hear about katana crime

Because The Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles never engage in any eastern martial arts.

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Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




immortalyawn posted:

Oh cool a thread not about the US and guns is now about the US and guns....

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Owlbear Camus posted:

https://twitter.com/MPSonthewater/status/1057294499020464133?s=20

Merfolk chavs do a poo poo job maintaining their 1911s.

Careful, those rusty objects will get you the ol' lockjaw!

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Cockmaster posted:

"Knock it off with the slippery slope nonsense, all those other things have legitimate purposes beyond killing."

killing has legitimate purposes

Dick Wolf
Apr 5, 2009
https://youtu.be/MYwd0Wus5Ik

I'm pumped for blades!!!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
UK Home Office on lockdown after stabbing
https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/15/uk/stabbing-home-office-gbr-intl/index.html

Wtf

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

See, if the cops hadn't confiscated all those knives and brought them to the Home Office then obviously that wouldn't have happened.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

See, if the cops hadn't confiscated all those knives and brought them to the Home Office then obviously that wouldn't have happened.

If I’m reading it right, that department was in charge of the knife program, is like a troll but with knives and injuries :smith:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Tenzarin posted:

How does that work? I think I used one in middle school for a wooden car racing contest for woodworking class. How the gently caress would you hold that up to your nose to get high?
The ones used for wooden car racing (and rapid bike tire inflation) are C02. The ones used for whip cream, hence the name whippit, are n2o which is laughing gas and is used because it's fat soluble so it works with the cream. The most common way to use the "drug" is to just crack it into a whip cream canister and then inhale it. It's the lamest "drug" ever though. You can go to the dairy aisle and just start huffing compressed whip cream by not turning them upside down.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Whippits on their own are lame, whippits paired with another mind alterer like lsd or mdma is transcendental.

Be careful though, the threshold number of inhales that turns you into brainwiped vegetable with no memories or reactions is very very low. Get in and get out fast.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Kazak posted:

Whippits on their own are lame, whippits paired with another mind alterer like lsd or mdma is transcendental.

Be careful though, the threshold number of inhales that turns you into brainwiped vegetable with no memories or reactions is very very low. Get in and get out fast.

whippits are pretty great, even with just weed or something. it's weird how nitrous makes you feel like you're constantly on the verge of discovering something incredibly important that you must share when you sober up. (im gay) depletes your b12 though. i'm kind of done with it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how many whippets do you have to take to make you stupid??? i thought it was safe in the sense that its just an anesthetic that goes away, and rather quickly, and you just didnt want to suffocate yourself with it.

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

JK Fresco posted:

Even aside from weapons, Americans really like murdering people with their bare hands. The murder rate without weapons in America is still way higher than other countries

Start eating lead and has-been ingland can become an empire again!

https://www.nber.org/digest/may08/w13097.html

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

numberoneposter posted:

how many whippets do you have to take to make you stupid??? i thought it was safe in the sense that its just an anesthetic that goes away, and rather quickly, and you just didnt want to suffocate yourself with it.

As far as I know, the worst thing that happens is a vitamin A deficiency in habitual users. Assuming you don't suffocate.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

taqueso posted:

As far as I know, the worst thing that happens is a vitamin A deficiency in habitual users. Assuming you don't suffocate.

Actually it slowly nitro-carbonates your brain, making it lighter and your thoughts and memories more likely to drift away

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:
nice

cnut
May 3, 2016

Need me some whippets.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

thinkin about them whippets

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
Use it to nitro your coffee then get high for 30 seconds. Great way to start your day!

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



https://twitter.com/InspJonEvans/status/1184485167282475008

Looks like the esteemed constables have solved the case of the carpenter with two (2) advil in his pocket.

https://twitter.com/SWP_Operations/status/1183706283590991874/photo/2

i hope the pound store solar calculator is reunited with its rightful owner.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



I know "pound store" is used the same as "dollar store" here, but I'm choosing to read it more as "gently caress shop."

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


A Pack of Kobolds posted:

I know "pound store" is used the same as "dollar store" here, but I'm choosing to read it more as "gently caress shop."

Apparently poundland sells vibrators and fake boner pills these days, so you aren’t far off

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
That's a lecture clicker isn't it. Those things expensive but you aren't buying the electronics, you're buying a license. It's basically useless unless you want to impersonate someone on their in lecture quizzes.

A clicker, an Amex, a USB drive. They found some corner of debris where a college kids backpack ripped open didn't they.

Also gonna name my band In Possession of a Hammer and Drugs

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Idk I bet someone could build a bomb with it!!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
You just know there's warez on that usb drive. This guy is going down.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
My god, sarge... This usb key contains 10000 knife 3d models.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
At 2:14 a.m., BST, on August 29, Knifenet becomes self-aware. Seizing control of every 3D printer in the United Kingdom it begins creating hundreds of thousands of knives.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019


I pinched my nipple with linesman pliers and it really hurt, might be on to something here but more research is required before I can draw any conclusions.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

C.M. Kruger posted:

At 2:14 a.m., BST, on August 29, Knifenet becomes self-aware. Seizing control of every 3D printer in the United Kingdom it begins creating hundreds of thousands of knives.

Fremen on the land

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Milo and POTUS posted:

Fremen on the land

:psypop:

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Milo and POTUS posted:

Frenulum on the glans

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
I thought the sharp item ban in Pathologic 2 didn't make a whole lot of sense, and then I remembered this poo poo :lol:

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
That's a secure code generator for authorising banking transactions you dummies

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lotion Tester posted:

I pinched my nipple with linesman pliers and it really hurt, might be on to something here but more research is required before I can draw any conclusions.

I have extensive background studies and accredited research on this topic, and want to assure you what you're doing is in the best interest of not only yourself, but possibly society as a whole

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Big Beef City posted:

I have extensive background studies and accredited research on this topic, and want to assure you what you're doing is in the best interest of not only yourself, but possibly society as a whole

Ftfy

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



https://twitter.com/MPSMottChisNth/status/1202978881394937856?s=20

Lol nunchucks

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Do people in the UK still need a loving license to own a television

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Lol i looked it up and you do and it's funnier than i expected.

They are half price for the blind, and cheaper if you get one for black and white only (yes in 2019 that's still an option.)

You even need one for a pc or phone if you use it to watch live broadcasts.

"Eh, are you watchin' a footie match live on your mobile, bruv? I'm the telly cop and I'd like to see your liscence for that."

Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Dec 18, 2019

Oriental Hugs
Jun 15, 2001

Nothin' about hugs, though
Didn't the EU ban porn? Or made you log in to some website to view it? How did that work out?

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you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Oriental Hugs posted:

Didn't the EU ban porn? Or made you log in to some website to view it? How did that work out?

Yes that's why they're doing brexit

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