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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

grillster posted:

OP I came to this fork in the road years ago when I too found a 3/4 full pack of cupcakes on the street.

Now I recognize here we're all free to live out our own choices.

They were a seductive pink with bright sprinkles and velvet cake. For a brief moment I contemplated eating them... And boy they sure looked delicious the whole time flying into the trashcan.

This is shameful and disgusting and I hope a dog bites you

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CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

K. Waste posted:

They weren’t even very good cupcakes

I had 4

If you'd earned them by besting a dog in combat they would have tasted much sweeter.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Goblincore

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

grillster posted:

OP I came to this fork in the road years ago when I too found a 3/4 full pack of cupcakes on the street.

Now I recognize here we're all free to live out our own choices.

They were a seductive pink with bright sprinkles and velvet cake. For a brief moment I contemplated eating them... And boy they sure looked delicious the whole time flying into the trashcan.

Why'd you throw them away, you jerk?

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
I made an investment. I wanted poo poo for doing it years later instead of the immediate return of immediate shits.

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
In my time, I have thought as to how they arrived there.

I think someone was eating one while walking from the register to the car and forgot they set the cupcakes down on the car.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Someone left them there for a weary traveler and/or fighting bakery dog and this is what you've done.

Straight garbage. Not my signature that's what you did/are for this terrible act. Terrible.

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
I have given up cupcakes. I don't deserve them.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

grillster posted:

I have given up cupcakes. I don't deserve them.

There is only one way to earn the right to eat cupcakes again.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
If it wasn't clear I was trying to say that you have to fight a dog.

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
Anything but a post-litter doberman bitch.

But I don't care to eat cupcakes as they will destroy my fighting figure.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you won't fight any dog right now for garbage cakes you make me sick

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

grillster posted:

Anything but a post-litter doberman bitch.

But I don't care to eat cupcakes as they will destroy my fighting figure.

I lost to a puggle, so good luck facing anything larger than 20 pounds or so.

Adlai Stevenson
Mar 4, 2010

Making me ashamed to feel the way that I do
Just lol if you don't dominate the local strays when you dig through the dumpster behind Little Caesar's

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
I told the bartender at a dive I frequent that I ate cupcakes off the ground and he gave me some gourmet cookies he had. Def better than ground cupcakes

crabcakes dogg
Aug 8, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
I’ve done this before OP. You may think its better to sweep the dirt and ants off with your hands, but its actually better to shake it and blow it off.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



*looks pointedly at cookies, then down at ground; clears throat*

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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

K. Waste posted:

I told the bartender at a dive I frequent that I ate cupcakes off the ground and he gave me some gourmet cookies he had. Def better than ground cupcakes

Moving up in the world

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