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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
It's time for the 2nd season of Goon Fantasies this year we're sponsored by Andrew Reid's Ribmaps.com.

Free and 1PPR with no bonus
http://fantasy.espn.com/football/league?leagueId=1669370
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Rosters cap out at 20 with 15 keepers

1 QB
2 RB
3 WR
1 TE
1 Flex
gently caress your defense and kickers because they're dumb and nobody likes them anyway. Kicking is shameful and only cowards do it.

12 Man Benches
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Our current champion is Hot Couch Guys was projected to be the bottom of the league last year by the fantasy football professionals at Fantasy Pros!

Draft order is worst to first then playoff eliminations. Ties broken by points scored that season

Current slots and Draft Order
  • 1)No Dynasty Team For Old Men - Brownhat :pervert: Coming
  • 2) Minimum Eifert - Quiet Feet :pervert: Coming
  • 3) Baker Don't Bundt- Ches Neckbeard :pervert: Coming
  • 4) Natural Born Kylers - :pervert: Drunk Nerds
  • 5) Filthy Casuals - ShakeZula :pervert: Coming
  • 6) Jake Jortles - Poque :pervert: Coming
  • 7) Zero Arbys - Cervixalot :pervert: Coming
  • 8) GOLDEN TATERS - tonic :pervert: Coming
  • 9) Mack is a bear lol - OxySnake :pervert: Coming
  • 10) We smoke the Blounts - UnlimitedSpessmans :pervert: Coming
  • 11) PEDs and IPAs - SouthShoreSamurai :pervert: Coming
  • 12) Hot Couch Guys - Spoeank :pervert: Coming

:siren: Tentative Draft Date: 8pm EST August 26th :siren:
Speak up if this doesn't work

Claim your drat teams so I can feel alright about opening trading

Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Aug 14, 2019

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Ready to repeat and have all my QBs die again

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
That day works for me. Is that time eastern?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Poque posted:

That day works for me. Is that time eastern?

Yes

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ches Neckbeard posted:

It's time for the 2nd season of Goon Fantasies this year we're sponsored by Andrew Reid's Ribmaps.com.

I cannot even begin to tell you how giddy I am that that has become a thing. :allears:

Draft date looks fine for me.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
i am ready to come 3rd again.

Brownhat
Jan 25, 2012

One cannot be a good person and enforce unjust laws.


I'm ready to completely rebuild my retirement home team!

SouthShoreSamurai
Apr 28, 2009

It is a tale,
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.


Fun Shoe
I have like the thinnest team I've ever seen. Injuries don't happen in football, right?

Also, someone please explain the ribmaps thing to me, tia.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
any chance we could drop this back a half-hour (04:30 PST)? I just found out my office league is drafting at 5:30 PST that night.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Spoeank posted:

any chance we could drop this back a half-hour (04:30 PST)? I just found out my office league is drafting at 5:30 PST that night.

Updated

Brownhat
Jan 25, 2012

One cannot be a good person and enforce unjust laws.



You updated it to tonight.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Fixed that right after it sent the email. We're good

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

I'm in for this year, though I won't be able to make the draft due to unexpectedly getting into the 20-team league this year and it drafting at pretty much the exact same time as this one.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
:siren:
Tentative Draft Date: 8pm EST Monday August 26th
:siren:

We good?

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Ches Neckbeard posted:

:siren:
Tentative Draft Date: 8pm EST Monday August 26th
:siren:

We good?

yea boss

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I'll make it work

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Still works for me

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





How long is a dynasty draft? Monday nights are for my violent Orc/Skeleton dice games and that'd be starting right in the middle of it. I might have to split attention for a while.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
5 rounds so like 15-30 mins. It's just rookies and fa's

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

New date works for me.

SouthShoreSamurai
Apr 28, 2009

It is a tale,
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.


Fun Shoe
26th is fine for me.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ches Neckbeard posted:

5 rounds so like 15-30 mins. It's just rookies and fa's

Yeah that's about what I thought. What the hell, I'll make it work.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Man I just rechecked my team and though "Holy poo poo how did I not win this league? Oh my team took a dive in the 1st round and Amari Cooper put up 49." :suicide:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





OxySnake posted:

Man I just rechecked my team and though "Holy poo poo how did I not win this league? Oh my team took a dive in the 1st round and Amari Cooper put up 49." :suicide:

Prompted me to do the same and I guess my team is not complete poo poo? Losing Watkins, Green, and Bell really put it in a hole.

I imagine the original owner scarpering off like Lyle Lanley didn't help things either.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Anyone have a line on Doctor Aquaman and Tonic? I messaged 3 Dong Horse on discord.

Also people select your keepers.

Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Aug 8, 2019

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
3 Dong Horse is out and I've heard nothing from Doctor Octopuse so they're teams need new owners if anyone knows someone. I'll post in the main thread when I get home

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I'll take MCL and ACL, unless there's someone who wants it more
evanhoovler at gmail dot com

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Drunk Nerds posted:

I'll take MCL and ACL, unless there's someone who wants it more
emailname at email dot com

Yeesh, that cupboard seems pretty bare outside of Nuk and Kittle. Or is the rebuild the attraction?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
3 Dong built the it with an eye on the future. There's plenty of potential just have to see what happens

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Quiet Feet posted:

Yeesh, that cupboard seems pretty bare outside of Nuk and Kittle. Or is the rebuild the attraction?

Yeah the future looks bright and I can win now with a decent top 12 qb, cook and Henry, kirk and randerson and kittle. I also believe Sutton gonna come up this year. I just need to develop another solid rb and I have Denver's backfield and the second pick

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Aug 9, 2019

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
and welcome our savior Cervixalot taking over our final orphan. Pick trading is unlocked and pick your drat keepers nerds

Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Aug 13, 2019

Quarterroys
Jul 1, 2008

Hello friends

In as Zero Arby’s

Quarterroys
Jul 1, 2008

Looking to move some RBs in exchange for WRs. Will send some trade offers out!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Cervixalot posted:

Looking to move some RBs in exchange for WRs. Will send some trade offers out!


I'd consider moving my 3 overall for the right price. Of course I'm loaded at wr as well

mega dy
Dec 6, 2003

Do you guys still need one? Can you post the roster/picks of the orphan team?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Cervixalot grabbed our last orphan. I'll waitlist you if you like

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Cervixalot posted:

Looking to move some RBs in exchange for WRs. Will send some trade offers out!

I have a ton of WRs at basically every price point so look my way (Hot Couch Guys).
Mike Evans
Odell Beckham
Amari Cooper
Mike Williams
Chris Godwin
Corey Davis
Keke Coutee

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Hit me up new friend, despite your blasphemous name

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Oh nice, we've got everybody available for draft? Looking forward to it

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SouthShoreSamurai
Apr 28, 2009

It is a tale,
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.


Fun Shoe
I need WRs and I have utter trash to trade you for them.

Am I doing this right?

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