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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ches Neckbeard posted:

It's time for the 2nd season of Goon Fantasies this year we're sponsored by Andrew Reid's Ribmaps.com.

I cannot even begin to tell you how giddy I am that that has become a thing. :allears:

Draft date looks fine for me.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





How long is a dynasty draft? Monday nights are for my violent Orc/Skeleton dice games and that'd be starting right in the middle of it. I might have to split attention for a while.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ches Neckbeard posted:

5 rounds so like 15-30 mins. It's just rookies and fa's

Yeah that's about what I thought. What the hell, I'll make it work.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





OxySnake posted:

Man I just rechecked my team and though "Holy poo poo how did I not win this league? Oh my team took a dive in the 1st round and Amari Cooper put up 49." :suicide:

Prompted me to do the same and I guess my team is not complete poo poo? Losing Watkins, Green, and Bell really put it in a hole.

I imagine the original owner scarpering off like Lyle Lanley didn't help things either.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Drunk Nerds posted:

I'll take MCL and ACL, unless there's someone who wants it more
emailname at email dot com

Yeesh, that cupboard seems pretty bare outside of Nuk and Kittle. Or is the rebuild the attraction?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Someone send me a baked potato for Delanie Walker.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Wait, it's Monday the 26th now?

I'll either have to autodraft or just be kinda distracted; I have a weekly D&D game on Monday nights. :black101:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Nah, don't move it on my account. They can probably survive without me for a little bit.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm very ready for this draft. You can't see it right now but I'm doing my magical naked transformation scene into a super drafter with my drafting magic wand and drafting leotard.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Will take the loose change from your couch for Kareem Hunt and am willing to entertain offers for Kittle. Looking for an RB.

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Aug 31, 2019

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Well maybe I'm just a moron. Didn't think of that didya, tough guy? :colbert:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Come on man, I also drafted Gardner Minshew.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I needed to make room for his brother. Think he was on Poque's roster but I'm thinking he's gonna end up on the WW soon.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Poque posted:

I don't have any Minshews


drat, and here I was waiting for the other 'shew to drop. :(

quote:

but I think I'm missing a joke.

Yeah there it was, you're welcome. You're all welcome.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Poque posted:

That joke was too bad. He has to be stopped

YOU MESS WITH THE FEET YOU GET THE SHEWS!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I love puns and I'd like to think I'm good at inflicting them on people. Fantasy football is a great place for them what with team names. I'm a little disappointed I mine though. You'd think I'd have put in more than the Minimum Eifert.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Nick Foles going to the locker room get ready for Minshew Mayhem.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Yeeeeehaw! Come.on down to Quiet Feet's house of young QBs and old Other Guys! We get Bengals, we got Steelers, we got Chiefs, we got Eagles! *slaps back of DeSean Jackson* this bad boy can get you so many yards *his head falls off*

Let's see what we got here!

We got Jared Goff!
We got Jameis Winston!
We got Josh Rosen
We got Frank Gore

Look at these wide recivers!
We got DeSean Jackson!
We got Sammy Watkins!
Wr got AJ Green!

Act now and I'll even throw in Desean's balky abs! Folks we want to turn your picks into the old, injured players of tomorrow!

Quiet Feet's house of Young QBs and old Other Guys route 17 by the old K-Mart at Kenny Roger's Roasters Memorial Plaza.

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Oct 29, 2019

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Last chance deals at Quiet Feet's house of Young QBs and old Other Guys

Jameis Winston
Gardner Minshew
Mason Rudolph 5th
Josh Rosen 5th
Kyle Allen 2nd
Nick Foles 4th

Leveon Bell 1st
Marlon Mack
Joe Mixon

Frank Gore (make me an offer you sicko but really why?)
Miles Sanders

Sammy Watkins 2nd
Marvin Jones 2nd
Devante Parker 5th
AJ Green 2nd
Auden Tate 4th
Tyler Boyd
JJ Arcega Whiteside

Jared Cook 4th
Jonnu Smith

Willing to negotiate but hurry fast these deals won't last!

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