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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
It's time for the 2nd season of Goon Fantasies this year we're sponsored by Andrew Reid's Ribmaps.com.

Free and 1PPR with no bonus
http://fantasy.espn.com/football/league?leagueId=1669370
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Rosters cap out at 20 with 15 keepers

1 QB
2 RB
3 WR
1 TE
1 Flex
gently caress your defense and kickers because they're dumb and nobody likes them anyway. Kicking is shameful and only cowards do it.

12 Man Benches
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Our current champion is Hot Couch Guys was projected to be the bottom of the league last year by the fantasy football professionals at Fantasy Pros!

Draft order is worst to first then playoff eliminations. Ties broken by points scored that season

Current slots and Draft Order
  • 1)No Dynasty Team For Old Men - Brownhat :pervert: Coming
  • 2) Minimum Eifert - Quiet Feet :pervert: Coming
  • 3) Baker Don't Bundt- Ches Neckbeard :pervert: Coming
  • 4) Natural Born Kylers - :pervert: Drunk Nerds
  • 5) Filthy Casuals - ShakeZula :pervert: Coming
  • 6) Jake Jortles - Poque :pervert: Coming
  • 7) Zero Arbys - Cervixalot :pervert: Coming
  • 8) GOLDEN TATERS - tonic :pervert: Coming
  • 9) Mack is a bear lol - OxySnake :pervert: Coming
  • 10) We smoke the Blounts - UnlimitedSpessmans :pervert: Coming
  • 11) PEDs and IPAs - SouthShoreSamurai :pervert: Coming
  • 12) Hot Couch Guys - Spoeank :pervert: Coming

:siren: Tentative Draft Date: 8pm EST August 26th :siren:
Speak up if this doesn't work

Claim your drat teams so I can feel alright about opening trading

Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Aug 14, 2019

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Poque posted:

That day works for me. Is that time eastern?

Yes

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Spoeank posted:

any chance we could drop this back a half-hour (04:30 PST)? I just found out my office league is drafting at 5:30 PST that night.

Updated

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Fixed that right after it sent the email. We're good

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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:siren:
Tentative Draft Date: 8pm EST Monday August 26th
:siren:

We good?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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5 rounds so like 15-30 mins. It's just rookies and fa's

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Anyone have a line on Doctor Aquaman and Tonic? I messaged 3 Dong Horse on discord.

Also people select your keepers.

Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Aug 8, 2019

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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3 Dong Horse is out and I've heard nothing from Doctor Octopuse so they're teams need new owners if anyone knows someone. I'll post in the main thread when I get home

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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3 Dong built the it with an eye on the future. There's plenty of potential just have to see what happens

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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and welcome our savior Cervixalot taking over our final orphan. Pick trading is unlocked and pick your drat keepers nerds

Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Aug 13, 2019

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Cervixalot posted:

Looking to move some RBs in exchange for WRs. Will send some trade offers out!


I'd consider moving my 3 overall for the right price. Of course I'm loaded at wr as well

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Cervixalot grabbed our last orphan. I'll waitlist you if you like

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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You have Saquon, just saying he's some good good trade bait

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Alright I've hit a snag with ESPN and their draft software. They force snake draft and the only solution I can find to that is people trading certain picks to fix it. I can't find an "offline" draft solution unless someone has one. Clickydraft wants money to create a custom order and this is a free league so gently caress that.

The other option I've got is we migrate to NFL.com.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
It's normal to have linear drafts after the first draft. Gives the worst teams the best chance to rebuild. For example I picked first in the free for all league last year and got Saquan then Courtland Sutton at 13. My team is absolute trash there

Of course once we hit the 4th it's a whole lot of "who?"

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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If there are no objections I'd like to migrate us to Sleeper because it's infinitely nicer than every other interface.

https://sleeper.app/

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Spoeank posted:

YES PLEASE

I hate espn so much. I'm on pto this week with not much to do so I can help migrate rosters if you have to do it manually

I may have already input then because I didn't have much to do this morning.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Alright league emailed with the join link cause some people don't have pm's and I'd rather not post it publicly

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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The Sleeper app is also extremely good so far

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Yes. Just haven't set it in sleeper yet incase I made a mistake with someone's roster

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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The draft is maybe 10-20mins. 5 rounds of just FA's and rookies and we'll most likely be out of guys we've all heard of in round 4. Can the nerdery be held for that long or do we need to move it?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Cervixalot posted:

There’s always a slow draft option if scheduling is a challenge!

mother of god I didn't realize I could like Sleeper more.......

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Everyone harass BrownHat and SouthShoreSamuari so we can get this bitch going

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Saying this here to because it's important for the draft

The pick timer maxes out at 8 hours so I'd recommend making a board and give me some kind of sign in Sleeper chat that you saw the pinned message.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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:siren:

Draft opens friday morning

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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:siren: Drunk Nerds, BrownHat and Cervixalot pick your keepers they lock in less than 24 hours :siren:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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SouthShoreSamurai pick you a guy. If people hadn't wanted to pause last night you would've gotten an autodraft.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Read the thread.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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With the draft finally ending it's my favorite analysis of the season. Fantasypros totally professional power rankings. Last year our champion supposedly had the weakest team according to these masters of Fantasy Football

1) Hot Couch Guys
2) Drunk Nerds
3) Bakers Don't Bundt
4) Jake Jortles
5) Oxysnake
6) Minimum Eifert
7) Zero Arby's
8) WTF is "depth"?
9) Kerryon My Actual Human Son
10) Golden Taters
11) Filthy Casuals
12) Holding Out for Ezekial

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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You don't have Kittle or Hunt here

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Drafting all Eagles was a give away

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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and dropped him

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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What?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Poque posted:

Yoooo check Sleeper in case your phones have turned off notifications for some reason

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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Last bump hoping UnlimitedSpessmans and Tonic have this bookmarked and are around.

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

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New Thread. Speak up that you're in and whatnot

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3975041

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