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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
for fucks sake nobody post any giant images. nothing over 100 kilobytes

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
if somebody tells you to go to this "goat sea" website, dont do it. its probably the most disgusting thing you will ever see on the internet

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
man i love how discussions on the internet seem to be so enlightened and poo poo with everyone debating stuff and everyone seems to know thier poo poo. can't wait to see how awesome they will be 20 years from now

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
would you like to be part of my geocities ring?

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
i wonder if some day there will be a button on web sites that lets you "vote" on peoples posts and poo poo so you can say you like it or something. surely this will lead to a nirvana of great posting, and not people lying out their rear end to get these "up votes"

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I just saw a midget wearing leather being walked around on a leash by a woman.
I didn't really want to see that but it sure beats those videos of people getting shot to death. :(

I guess having to go to school tomorrow morning doesn't seem so bad after all!

I think I'm gonna download a song overnight.

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
*2 hour download terminated because mom picked up the phone*

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That new Voyager episode sure was groovy

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
This new website something awful dot com forums is the bees knees

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
god these banner ads are so loving annoying and theyre so god drat huge at 60 pixels high. its a good thing they standardized at this size and will never get any bigger or start autoplaying videos with sound

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I'm on Headbone Zone playing Rags to Riches and Sometimes Y for the 30 minutes my parents have allotted on the family computer

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
lol "google" what a dumb name for a search engine. no one will ever use it

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




cool, i didn't know system of a down covered the zelda theme.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

The Sears holiday calendar is online now?
MOOOM WHERED YOU PUT MY CLEAN SOCKS??

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

*downloads postage stamp sized south park episodes compressed with realmedia*
*download still takes hours despite only being 32 megs*

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


[56k warning]

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

*Dial Tone* beep beep beep beep beep beep beep dEEEE dEEEE dEEEE dEEEE DRRR DRRRHHHHHHHH

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Hell yeah only 32 more hours until I can install this newly released version of Netscape Navigator.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
man its cool to read news like right as it happens on cnn.com but i kinda wish there were like a way to like, comment on the news article you just read. i bet it would have nothing but informative posts, and definitely not endless homophobia and racism

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

if I cover the modem in blankets, nobody will hear me playing everquest at 3am!

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I read an article in the newspaper today

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
We should make the homepage on all the school computers hampster dance. I heard new grounds isn’t blocked

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
what if there were like this forum, but you had like your own account that had your real name, and you could add your real life friends to it, and they could add their real life friends to it, and you could like message each other and it would be like a book or osmething of people you know and poo poo. nah that's loving stupid, nobody would ever use it

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

jimmyjams posted:

what if there were like this forum, but you had like your own account that had your real name, and you could add your real life friends to it, and they could add their real life friends to it, and you could like message each other and it would be like a book or osmething of people you know and poo poo. nah that's loving stupid, nobody would ever use it

:lol: it's called a telephone dude. they even make them cordless now. you can go hang out in your bedroom and everything.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
hm zelda.com





wtf

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Cubone posted:

hm zelda.com





wtf

whitehouse.com

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Can anyone recommend a good geocities neighborhood? I’m learning to code “HTML” and I want to start a web site to share my custom doom wads.

epsilon
Oct 31, 2001


i can't use direct connect and play counterstrike at the same time


surely 2019 is a better world

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

well if it isn't thehun.com and your mustard yellow background.
What do we have today

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

*sets home page to www.metacrawler.com*

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

The_Franz posted:

whitehouse.com

sting.com

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

http://www.retrogames.com

where 2 get da romz at?

Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette
I sure love the twin towers being up

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



The True Story of Lillywhite
Hi everyone! This is the story of my life as Lillywhite. You make like it, or
not, but it is all true to the best of my memory, and my purpose is to not just
to explain how all this stuff happened, but I hope you will all find it
entertaining as well, as I have.

PART 1: The beginning
My husband bought the game for my son, who first started playing on one of the
player vrs. player servers. I was yelling at him one night to get off and do his
homework, and he was in a group and I could not get him off, but he offered me a
"deal" to play for him while he did his homework, until he got level 6. So he
taught me what to do and what keys to press when, and did his homework and he
went back to playing. I had to admit that the graphics were very good.

Later that night when he went to sleep, I loged on just to try it for a while
since the computer was in my bedroom. I chose a different server, I had watched
my son go around killing people, one of them saying something that I did not
understand then, but do now, "please don't kill me, I did not bind here yet, and
I spent an hour on the boat." and my son killed him anywise and I yelled at him.
I did not like that server, so I selected the most populated one that was
showing, Mith. Marr, figuring there would be lots of people there who would know
what was going on.

I did not know what any of the characters were or what they could do, I had no
idea what an enchantress was, but it sounded like something that I had some
experience in, and so I selected it. I thought worshiping the Goddess of Love
Erolissi would be the best selection for an enchantress, and so I ended up
human.

Upon entering Freeport, I was totally lost and had to ask someone where to go to
the guild and they showed me and gave me 2 dervish rings, and I thought that was
very nice. I spent the whole first night getting lost and trying to find my way
around. I went to the docks and watched the sun rise, very nice graphics.

Then next day I tried killing the bats and rats and getting money to buy spells,
and I was forever broke. I gained level 4 after 2 days of playing and was really
not that excited with it and was planing on stopping, since it seemed boring,
just killing the monsters, although my son liked that.

But something happened that changed the game for me, a barbarian named
Bravebear.
My friend who gave me the dervish rings asked me to meet him at the tunnel to go
help fight in a dangerous area called s ro. Well, I did not know where that was
he told me to just follow the left wall, and it was night and I was human and
blind as a bat and I died. They went on without me. However, I was determined to
find this tunnel so the next day that was my mission.
I finally had enough money to buy some spells and I happened to cast the
illusion half elf at night and I was like WOW! I can See! I thought this was so
great that I kept this illusion up night and day. So my mission was to find
where this tunnel was. I went invisible, one of the spells I finally could
afford and also half elf since it night still, with morning approaching. I
arrived at the tunnel to see a figure standing there I had never seen before, a
barbarian, and a dark elf behind him fighting 2 will-o-whisps, who asked for
help in say but died.
So I said in say, "Why did you let her die?" and the barbarian, Bravebear, said,
"Me no hear her, me big sorry." And he turned around and said, " Me going crazy,
me hearing voices, must not drink so much happy juice." I took off invis. and he
said, "Ack, me startled. " And then he went silent again. So I asked him, Why do
you talk strange like that? and he said, "Me talk fine, You talk strange." And I
said well, how come nobody else talks like that? and he said, "Me role-play,
more fun, me teach you." So I asked him what he was doing here, since I had
never seen a Barbarian before." and he said, "Me going on big trip, long
journey, many moons from here, on quest." So I said, why are you just standing
here then, shouldn't you be going? And he said, " Me sad." So I said why? And he
said, " Me homesick", so I asked him where was home and he pointed and I looked
at the rising sun and he said "there". I said does it have a name? And He said
"Halos". So I said, maybe I can cheer you up, let me do a trick for you, and he
said, " Me like trick!". So I membed my minor illusion spell and changed into a
fire, and he said, "Help! Help! Spirits! Take them away!" and I changed back,
and he said "Oh, that you, you very clever, you make Bravebear laugh, you good
person, you cute, you make me good wife, I marry you when I get back and take
you to Halos to live with me." So I said, " People get married in the game?
Whatever for?" And he said, " You talk strange, what is game? Why else people
get married, make sons and daughters for Tribe, make Tribe strong." And I said,
" How do you get married? Do you have a judge and divorces and all? And he said,
"You very funny, you make good wife, only one problem." And I said, "What is
that?" And he said, " You not barbarian, my father kill you." And I said,
"Well, I can become barbarian at level 16, so I could fool him? " And he said,
"You are smart! That will work. You be my wife, we get married when I get back."
And I said, " Look I don't know anything about this marriage stuff, but I do
this, I'll promise you that I won't get married until you get back and we talk
about it some more ok?" And he said, " OK, do not get married, me kill any you
marry, carry you back on shoulders to Halos" and I said, " OK, I won't get
married, I promise, until you get back and we talk about it, I don't want to get
anyone killed." And he said, "See, you got it too, you role play now!" And I
smiled at him, and he smiled at me, and he said, "Me have to go, people here to
help for quest, I be back to get you, when you 16." And I said, " How will you
find me?" and he said, "You on friends list now, I find you, I go now." I asked
what that was and he told me how to add his to mine, my first friend and future
husband, possibly, and then he was gone.

So now the game changed for me, it was no longer just killing monsters, I had
something I did not have before, I had a plot, a romance with a mysterious
Barbarian, going to kill any husband I married and carry me off to far off
Halos, wherever that was! It was romantic, it was the kind of thing I dreamed
about as a little girl, and it was exciting! And so I continued playing instead
of quitting to see what would happen when he came back....

Part 2: Goodsworth
So, I continued playing, checking my friends list each day with no sign of
Bravebear, but determined to get to level 16 to be able to cast the Barbarian
spell.

At Level 5, I was being attacked by a tigress and cast my minor illusion near
inn 2 in East commons to become an inanimate object which was supposed to save
my life. I died as a chair! I left my candle on the body and the chair glowed
magically for the whole 8 hrs, and I got lots of tells as to how I died as a
chair. However, that same day, I also died and could not find my body no matter
how hard I looked, not that I had that much stuff on it but it was all I had. So
I saw a Pally fighting a mob whose name was Goodsworth and figured with a name
like that he would be willing to help me, and he did. He helped me search near
the tower for over 20 min and we finally found it. I thanked him alot and asked
if I could group with him. He said that he was level 10 and since I was only
level 5, we could not because I would not get any exp. I did not know that. So I
told him, perhaps someday when I was higher level we could and he said that
would be great. So I added him to my friends list and watched him as he traveled
throughout Norath as I also checked for Bravebear, of which there was no sign.
At level 8, I got my new wood elf spell and switched to using that to see with,
and I was looking forward to level 12 to using DE all the time, since I was told
that had even better vision. In any case, the wood elf body looked very naked
and many men started to ask me to marry them. There was a guild called "United
Resistance" that was around back then, one of my friends I had grouped with,
Galderon(Outbac) was in it and introduced me to the guild leader of that guild
who immediately asked me to join and marry him and become his queen, but I had
to decline, to keep my promise to Bravebear.

At level 10, my friend Amideal told me that since I looked like a wood elf all
that time, that I might be interested inn going to see where they live, and I
took my first boat ride. I role-played becoming seasick and vomiting overboard,
and the others on the boat picked up on that, made jokes and other comments, and
the ride was more fun. Lillywhite always gets seasick on boat rides and hates
them.

I bound in Kelethin and Amideal( who went to the other server when it split)
showed me around crushbone and I made level 11. I wanted to learn Languages
which I did not know anything about, and learned how to teach them with hot keys
or learn them by zoning back and forth. We had regular Language class, I me
Xamar who taught us alot , and Naeene(Ciniene, Kamyena) who was also in my
language class. One day, as I was at zone in to crushbone, I turned around and
there was Goodsworth, and he was level 12. So I said Hi to him and asked him if
he remembered me, which he did, and if we could group now, when we did. I
thanked him again for his help finding my body and we talked out our real lives
a bit. I was just us 2 in group meding at zone in to crushbone, and he starts
telling me how pretty and charming I am and coming on to me. I graciously accept
his compliments, and tell him what a nice person he is too. He was sitting all
the way across the hall from me, when he says, "I reach my hand down and begin
to finger your......" I am like thinking, "Ohhhh myyyyy god!" Well just then,
someone trained zone in and we both zoned, and he went ld zoning and did not
come back till the next day, so I did not have a chance to talk to him about it
then.

I had not considered how to role play such events and I thought all day about
what would be the best way to role play our future relationship. Should I walk
away from him and have nothing else to do with him, so he will just continue do
things like that to others, for example children? Would my Goddess Erolissi feel
that slapping someone in the face and walking away would be a Loving thing to
do? Or would She feel it more Loving if I try to correct his behavior, teach him
to ask permission to see if it is ok, and basically show him how to treat people
properly. The man had problems clearly. In real life, I am a very caring person
who tries to help people and this man had a problem, and I was going to try to
help him fix it(remember, I change men I love in RL to also help them improve,
and this was in my mind similar) and I set out to help him correct his poor
behavior as the most Loving thing for me to do, which might also help him in
real life. You might not see that or agree with my decision, but that was my
goal, to help him stop this type of unwanted advances on people. I did not
consider or know at the time about reporting people for harassment, or getting
them banned, but if I had known, I would not have done so, because then I would
not be able to help him with any real life psychological problems he was having.
My goal was to help him in real life, if he felt he wanted Love in game, I would
give him that so he would get it out of his system, and not have any reason to
go after other people, and perhaps help cure his problem in RL with my
instructions and discussions. Yes, he probably needed a psychiatrist, who I am
not, but I felt obligated to do my best to help him. Right or wrong, I embarked
upon this plan and so I had to devise my role-playing rules of Love.
With regard to what Bravebear might think of my lost virginity, my thought was
that in RL, neither myself nor my husband were virgins when we got married, so
it should not be that important.

Part 3: My loss of Virginity.
So the next time I saw Goodsworth, I explained to him that what he did was
wrong: that that was not the way to treat a woman, in game or out, because it
totally lacked my consent, and it did not happen, unless I agree it happened,
and that if we were going to have any kind of relationship, he would have to
understand would be negated without my consent. I told him to ask permission
first before he initiated any contact and if he could learn to be polite I would
make Love with him in game as he wanted, which he said he did. He did not ask
to marry him, in real life he was divorced and said he had a bad impression of
it.
So we did that, and during the session when he did something polite like asking
first, I would say for example: "You have become better at Loving! 1." analogous
to the skills dialog that appears when gain skills in game. I think the first
time he got up to 3. In any case, I had been talking with many people about
marriages in game that Bravebear had brought up, and the people I talked to
mostly said they don't work, because people advance at different rates and
unless you know the person in real life, there was nothing to keep people
together if they can't group and play together. So as a token of his love for me
I had him promise that we would advance at the same rate together and I told him
when I would be on line, and he told me, so we set it all up. I asked him if he
got on earlier than me to do some quests or something that would not result in
much exp.
So the next night when I log on I send him a tell, "Hi!" and he says he will be
right to me where I had camped on the bed so "I can do my magic on him" again.
He called me a love goddess, it was flattering and we made love in game again,
and he seemed to have mastered the idea of consent and got another 2 love exp
points, but he had to go right after and we did not group, and I got a group by
myself without him.
The third night I send him a tell, and he said he was in a group and he would be
with me later for "my Loving". I asked if I could come join him and he said no
the group was full, and I said, well tell me where you are any I will come to
you and just be with you, and he said not, say there it would be too dangerous.
I also noticed that he was anon now after having watched him for weeks and
always knew where he was and what level. So he said he did not know it and took
it off and he was level 16! I could see where this was heading, the following
tells I sent:
Tell: You broke your promise to me to group with me last night, You lose 1 exp
point of Loving! 4
Tell: You broke your promise to me to group with me tonight, You lose 1 exp
point of Loving! 3Tell: You broke your promise to me for us to advance levels
together, You Lose 1 exp point of Loving! 2
Tell: You went anon to hide you level from me that you had broken your promise,
you lose 1 exp point of Loving 1.
Tell: You don't want me to come even be with you now when I just want to be with
you and don't even have to be in your group, you lose 1 exp point of loving! 0
Tell: Love requires commitment and you don't have any. Goodbye Love, I am sorry.

I can not tolerate a man when I am trying to help them who breaks their promises
to me, I always keep my promises if I can, and I expect them to do the same.
Normally when too many promises are broken, it means there is really no Love
present.

In any case, I was very sad at having to do this, as was Lillywhite. Goodsworth
started sending frantic tells like, " I am sorry, look I really love you, please
don't do this, I'll leave the group now and come to you now." I went anon for
the first time in game. I was actually swimming in Felwith by this time crying
and crying with emote and several people asked me what was wrong and I
role-played a little of how taken advantage of I felt and upset at having to
break up an in-game relationship. I never replied again that night or the next
week to his tells, although I read every one. It was a very painful and
emotional night.

Did I help him at all? Did he learn not to hit on people like that again? Did I
only encourage him and make him worse? Did I teach him to honor his commitments
as a sign of love? I don't know, I did not have much time to find out, but I
never heard bad things about him again. 4 or 5 months later, he sent me a tell
one day out of the blue, saying the game was getting boring and he was quitting,
but that of all the things that happened to him here, he would always remember
me the most. I wished him good luck, and told him I would always remember him
too. It was very sad, and was the last I heard of him. "TYPE=PICT;ALT= "

I continued the next night at the sisters camp with my friends and finally got
level 12! Time to change by body again, metamorphosing to higher and higher
illusions. DE was going to be the next body I would wear all the time. Off to
Felwith I went to the enchanter guild, bought the spell, membed it, cast it!
"You have been hit for (massive) damage, you have been slain by (some NPC) You
have lost a level: "Please wait...Loading." And I am back at the sisters camp
where I bound and had to run all the way back. OK, I say to myself, that spell
is not safe in the places I go, I'll continue with wood elf vision all the time.
I got 12 back right away and I decided too many Goodsworth memories here so back
fp, and a few levels in s ro. I met my old friend Galderon(Outbac) there, who
introduced me to Syed and Foneldar, who would come to play a very large part in
my future and affect forever my role-playing story, as Syed would soon become my
First Master.....

Part 4: I become a Slave

I was back and forth a few times at the camps in s ro and west commons gaining
exp and levels. I had grouped several times with Syed, Foneldar and Galderon
often stuck together and they all liked grouping with me because of the fun I
brought to the groups with my role playing. I flirted with them and hugged them
and generally tried to be as loving and kind as I could be to demonstrate my
following to Erollisi. Syed was a pally and he proposed to me, asking him to
marry him after a couple weeks. So I asked him why we should get married? And
he says, when you get married you can make love in game. I had not yet told him
or anyone of my prior experience, but did so now. So I say, well, I am no
longer a virgin in game, and I was not married, so why should we get married? I
was trying to keep my promise to Bravebear and not marry. But Syed said, "
Well, I am a Pally and it would be wrong of me to do that with you if we weren't
married." And he was pretty adamant that he really wanted me to marry him. I
said, " I am sorry I just can't see having you get killed over this, if you want
to make love with me that badly, sure, lets go someplace. " (recall Bravebear
would kill anyone I married when he came back, and I know it can't happen like
that in game, but it was the reality of my role that I would accept it as true.)
And instead of accepting my offer, he said NO, he would not do that without
marrying me, that he loved me and wanted to be with me always to make playing
the game fun for him. I was flattered and impressed. I told him the reason that
I found that marriages break up and don't work in game is that there is a lack
of commitment, and I ask him if he would make a commitment to me that we will
group together when we go on line, that we will wait for each other to level
before we go up levels, that we would travel together and see new places, and
try to be with each other as much as possible. And he replies, "Yes, that is
exactly why I want to marry you, so you will say yes?" Many of you may remember
my posts on mmdn about love involving the total commitment of giving yourself to
someone else, which I know it is true. An idea was forming in my mind. So I
said, " How about if I become your slave instead of marrying you? " He said,
"What?" I said, " If I were your slave, no matter where you went, I would come
to you when you called. You could take me all over and we would travel and I
would give you all my money and things and you can then buy me things I need,
and take care of me. It would be better than being your wife, because if you
get tired of me, we don't have to have any messy divorces, you just sell me! "
And he says, " I would never sell you! " So I said, " OK then, if you really
love me in game as you say, I will commit my whole self to you forever, give you
more commitment than any marriage ever had in this game, for as long as you
want me, to do whatever you say, go with you wherever you want me to, and I will
become your slave and I will make vows to my Goddess that I will follow them
forever so that they may never be broken, and I will be yours totally. Does
that sound ok? " He says, " So you will really be like my wife, only I will make
all the decisions? " And I say, " Yes, Master, will this satisfy your needs? "
And he says, " I think I can go along with that! "
So with Bravebear still missing and me having doubts if he would ever come back,
, I envisioned staying with Syed for the rest of my eq playing, and if Bravebear
did come back someday, at least I had kept my commitment to him, and not gotten
married, and he could always buy me and carry me off to far Halos to be his
wife!
So Syed and I went off to an inn, I made my first vows of slavery to him, and I
vowed to become his slave and he accepted me as his slave forever, and then we
made love in game as he had wanted. I began by doing a small strip-tease,
having him inspect me, dancing, and dropping my items on the ground as I took
them off one by one. I asked him if he would pick them up for me. I said this
because I knew they would rot if left on the ground too long. However, he did
not remember so he dropped his much more expensive items on the ground to make
room for my items as he was taking off his equipment. I did not notice that.
When we were done, all his nice stuff had rotted. I cried with him and we were
both very upset.

Part 5: I become a hooker!
The next day he was not on line and I headed up to high hold with my whole group
from the derve camp, who knew where to go, since I had never been there,
although I was level 15 now( I never knew I should have gone there earlier for
my pet spells, but found them here). I got lucky and won the polished tomahawk.
When my Master got on, I told him I had a surprise for him and asked him to come
there because of the exp, which he did. I showed him to the bank and gave him
all my money and the tomahawk, telling him as his slave all the money I got I
would give to him and he could then equip us both! He was so happy( I still
felt bad for him loosing his stuff.) and we grouped all day, me sitting at his
feet, kissing him in tells, and generally role playing my new slave status, we
grouped all day together and at the end I asked him if he wanted to make love
and he said he was too tired so I said ok, and we camped. The next 3 days or
so, he left high hold and when I logged on and asked him where he was, he was
very withdrawn, I asked to come to him and he said no stay there, and I was
feeling De ja vu like from Goodsworth. I had numerous discussions with his
friend Foneldar about what was going on with him, since Foneldar was always with
him, but I did as I was told and stayed in high hold.
On the 4 th day, my Master is back in hh and He says he has a surprise for me
and to meet him at the front gate!
I get there and say, " Hi Master! Nice to see you again! " and throw my arms
around him and hug him." He says, " Last night I got really drunk with my
friends and we were walking around upstairs and it is really so cool and we got
this really great idea and it was just like too good and so I posted it on the
message board." I said, I had never been upstairs or seen any message boards.
He said, " Ok, it is like really classy and this place really needs someone like
you, so I'll show you what I want you to do for me for the next while ok? " And
I say, Yes Master". He says, " You are really serious about this slave thing
right? " And I say, " Yes Master."
And so he takes my upstairs to the bedroom across from Mistress Anna and says, "
Do you like it?" And I say, " Yes Master". So he says good, would you like to
bind to the bed for me? And I say sure Master, and I bind to the bed, and say,
"I will stay bound here till you tell me to bind someplace else? Would you like
to make love now on our bed?" And he says, "No, I want to show you the message I
wrote on the board, it is so cool!" So he takes me to the message board in the
casino and after explaining how to read it, I find his message, " I have a
really hot slave who will make love with you for 50 pp a night, please send a
tell to Lillywhite to set up an appointment! ". I was thinking, " Ohhhh myyyy
godddd."

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




The_Franz posted:

*downloads postage stamp sized south park episodes compressed with realmedia*
*download still takes hours despite only being 32 megs*

Yeah, I know, but RealMedia is still making video possible over the internet.
This is a revolution.

Just you wait, in a couple of years all TV and movies will be watched on RealPlayer.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003


email me the n64 romz d00dz

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
*it's the 90s*

*Looks at one of the threads*

Post like you're in the late 70s

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Luv 2 post conspirscies on newsgroups

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
*plugs in Zip drive*

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Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7mozA-ptI

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