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Thinking about making a webpage to my future girlfriend.
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Jul 29, 2019 13:57
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  Join my webring!!  
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Jul 29, 2019 14:13
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bradzilla posted:
you should join mine! Here take a look https://www.goatse.cx
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Jul 29, 2019 14:21
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 haha spidreman is gay or somehting
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Jul 29, 2019 14:41
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man the economy is fuckin booming. cant wait to see how great it is ten years from now
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Jul 29, 2019 14:59
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gently caress the internet I’m going to log into my Westside BBS via my extra home phone line.
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Jul 29, 2019 15:13
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lmao just got back from a trip to CompUSA and saw apple released a new computer called the “iMac”. Thing doesn’t even have a floppy drive, who the gently caress is gonna buy this, it’s hella useless. How are you even supposed to save your files? What if I wanna give my friends a copy of my midi collection? I think I’ll be sticking with my kickin rad Gateway PC.
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Jul 29, 2019 15:16
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Bad Purchase posted:lmao just got back from a trip to CompUSA and saw apple released a new computer called the “iMac”. Thing doesn’t even have a floppy drive, who the gently caress is gonna buy this, it’s hella useless. How are you even supposed to save your files? What if I wanna give my friends a copy of my midi collection? I think I’ll be sticking with my kickin rad Gateway PC. *sees an eMachines on sale for $199* Hmm that's a pretty good bargain for a computer!
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Jul 29, 2019 15:34
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A/S/L?
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Jul 29, 2019 15:39
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i wonder what would happen if someone started posting like, pictures of cats and dogs or something, but with like "cute" words like "douge" or "i can haz hot dog" or something like that written on them. wait nah thats dumb as hell nobody would ever give a poo poo
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Jul 29, 2019 15:57
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*Signs the guestbook for a webpage*
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Jul 29, 2019 16:00
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what if there were a website that like, had realplayer videos, but instead of having to download them, it just like plays them while you download them and poo poo, and it could like count the number of views each video gets or something. wait no thats loving stupid, nobody watches videos on the internet, thats what tv is for
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Jul 29, 2019 16:00
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*plays rocket arena 2 until 4:30 am with no regrets 
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Jul 29, 2019 16:05
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bradzilla posted:*sees an eMachines on sale for $199* And it’s “Never Obsolete!”. You can trade it in for the latest model every two years for $99. It could be the last computer you need to buy for the rest of your life.
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Jul 29, 2019 16:07
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This Dune 2 video game is radical. Amazing graphics ! “Reporting. Moving. Reporting. Unit destroyed.”
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Jul 29, 2019 16:27
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whaat if there were like a store, where like, you could buy and download video games, but it was like, completely all over the internet. wait no thats dumb as hell, people love going to physical retail stores to buy their video games
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Part 11: My 3rd Master I had met Strut at the ledge camp in High pass, where he was being power leveled by his RL wife Harlet, a 50 druid which was the highest level possible at that time. He had several high level chars and was working on more to help his guild. Over the next many weeks I would meet with him and group with him, and he began to work on Meak instead of Strut. I grouped with Meak on numerous occassions in High Keep, as did my son, and Meak knew all about my role play as a slave which I had told both him and his wife. Actually, anyone who passed through High Keep knew about it, but he knew because I told him directly, not because it was second hand or third hand information. As for my son, he just did not let anyone know he was my son as I had instructed him, and he would tell me when people in his group were talking about me. In any case, I had been trying to find a new Master from among my clients, and Rattlesnake had agreed to sell me since he was not playing much in any case lately due to his rl gf and we were just both exacerbated with Katie and could not figure her out. He had negotiations with several of them but they fell through. When Meak asked me how I was doing one day when it was just me and him and Harlet in the raider room, I told him things were not going well, I was looking for a new master and could not find one who could afford me. He told me that I should take up jewelry and make the money to free myself that Rattlesnake wanted. I told him that as a slave I have been giving all my money to my Master or Mistress and that doing jewelry was very expensive so I would probably never learn it. He inspected me as if to confirm my state of destitution in the equipment I was wearing, and then ooced, " Manastone for sale! " They were selling for about 30 k at the time and I told him to keep it and see what Rattlesnake would want. The previous negotiations had failed because Rattlesnake wanted a ruby breastplate, which I think had regeneration, and they were very expensive at that time. But he also wanted a set of e boots, and since now Rattlesnake was juts level 42 or so, he still could not go get a pair himself, and they were selling for 11k at the time. So after a few quick negotiations, they reached an agreement to transfer me for 1 set of eboots and 1k. We were lucky that Katie had been gone for a few days and Rattlesnake had me leave high keep finally to make the trade in n ro with Meak. Meak immediately gave me the new set of rules I was to follow, really just 2. First, I was to not charge anymore for making love in game, and this was a relief to me, and only make love if I wanted to. Second, he told me to concentrate on getting max jewelry skill and gave me 200 pp to get started. Then he outfitted me with about 20 K of equipment from his alts raising my int to over 180 and sent me off to FP to learn jewelry. Then Katie came back and when I told her Rattlesnake had sold me and she was no longer my Mistress, well, she went ballistic. How could I do this to her, how could I hurt her like this, didn't I love her? She immediately stopped talking with Rattlesnake and had a GM remove his last name from her. For me, she still wished to control me and it was during this period that she threatened to shout in all the zones she was in that I was making love with children in the game if I did not come with her back to HK and stay there with her. Well, I did go back to her there, but I would not take commands from her and she did indeed start shouting these disgusting lies, and I reported it, and petitioned it, and ooc's for everyone in the zone who heard it to report it and petition it to help me, and a GM came and gave her a formal warning. This was the final straw for me with her, she had been with me so many times when I would interrogate people to make sure of their age before making love with them in game, she knew these were lies and was trying to destroy me for revenge and to carry out her blackmail threat. We were never lovers again after that, we did group a few times after that but didn't say much to each other and have mostly gone our separate ways, although I see here on line still occasionally when I check my friends list. I ran out of money in FP on jewelry and Meak brought me to Guk to earn some more. Part 12: Respectability At level 38 I first went to guk with my new Master Meak. He showed me how to got there, gave me new rules to follow: never kill a living froglok and always try to give at least one hour notice before you have to go so they can find a replacement. Even though Kunark had by now come out, there were still long lists for all the camps but I normally did not have to wait long. I got luck, won a few items, but for the most part, I would collect fine steel since nobody wanted it and at the end of the night after I was fully encumbered gate out and go to Grobb to sell it in Troll illusion. I was able to make 200-300 pp a day here and as the money added up and I went up levels. I was focused fully on learning jewelry and gaining levels as fast as I could to get the better intelligence spells to comply with my Masters orders. During this time I would often receive tells from former lovers asking me for a get together, and for the most part I would tell them I had retired and was working on becoming respectable, which they were always sad to hear. He had me join his guild Season of Eternity at level 44 and he asked me to do a Fire Giant raid with them in sol B, my first time there. I was told to follow a Paladin so I would not get lost and put on autofollow, and followed the Paladin where he went up on the land past the lava river and through a door. This promptly got us all trained and killed and they all blamed me although I still don't why. Cr was very time consuming, nobody had bound near there, they were all level 55+ and had not expected to die, and they never really forgave me and there was a lot of hostility towards me from them after that. However, I did my best to assist my Master with his guild, and went on a raid to chardok also a place I had never been to and never got there that night. I was left alone someplace in DL to wait, I had never been there before, and I died when I was attacked at night in snow. The rest of the raid went to chardok, and I was bound in guk, asking someone to rez me which never happened since they had all left and were continuing the raid in chardok without me. After 90 min of seeing guild chat about the wipe out in chardok and the cr going on there, I got a message from someone I had once helped asking if I wanted a 50% rez. I took it, and gated back to guk after giving him clarity. I did not make any more friends in the guild when I complained about this on the SOE web page the following day. As time when on and I progressed to 50, mostly in Sol b, which I liked better than Guk. I then began fighting in KC to reach level 52. I had accumulated close to 6 K and secluded myself in Erudin to complete my jewelry skill with the platinum series which I think went from 190-250. This took me several weeks, and being once again secluded with bedrooms handy, some of my old lovers would come by. One of them had given me some items raising my max int to 206 for making jewelry, and we made love in games several times during this period. As events would transpire, I would also select him to become my 5 th master, for reasons that will be explained later. I achieved jewelry skill of 250 and the total cost was about 7 K from 1-250. My Master was astounded since he had been told it would have cost more than 25 K. If you enchant the bars, you can make up for the failures by selling them for more than you paid to make them, I was able to do with less money. I supplied my master with free jewelry for his diamonds paying for the platinum myself and giving him back the items he had originally given me as I acquired no-drop items that were better. I acquired Monk items and gave them to him too. Eventually the SOE guild leader Wynter resigned, and the new one Uglee took over. Uglee and I did not see eye-to-eye, in my opinion he was harping on people's faults to much, criticizing everyone and driving them out of the guild. I told in tells him he needed to adopt a more Loving attitude towards people and the next thing he had removed me from the guild. This was not a good decision, I was the highest-ranking ench in it by that time, who went on many raids with them. The guild collapsed a few weeks later as everyone else left too. My Master then started a guild called Benevolent Royal Order and I joined that. With my alternates however, I joined other guilds, my cleric joining Knowledge with my old friend Naeene from way back in the days of our language classes together, and with Morf, who had had long discussions with me and Katie after I had gotten my new master. Within a few weeks, the union of the lemmings with knowledge was announced and my cleric, then level 44 (now 53) was invited into the new guild called Ancient Prophecy, and I really loved this guild. After much discussion and persuasion, I was able to get my master to join AP and then I was able to have Lillywhite join as well. I was so happy! I went on every raid I could, and did my best to see it was a success. However, the Guild leader here, Grasswind, had a change in his job schedule, and had to resign, and after a series of new guild leaders over then next month and people leaving, I was given guild leadership by Beautia. This presented me with a roll-playing problem: A slave can not lead free-people, and I could not really be guild leader and have the respect needed to run the guild if my Master could just tell me to do something else if he did not like it. I asked Meak if he would give me to the guild, as its slave, not to rule it, but to be its servant. He agreed, and I scheduled a guild meeting ceremony for 3 days later in Akheva. During the next 3 days I worked on acquiring a few spells Meak wanted for his Ench such as gc2, dictate, and a few others I forget. I was able to get these free easily enough for Meak just by making love with one of my former lovers. They were worth abut 10 k at the time, and I gave them to Meak before the ceremony as what I hoped parting compensation for all his help to me along the way. At the ceremony, he formally gave me to the guild as its slave and I changed my owner in my trade window from Meak to Ancient Prophecy, and appointed new officers. I had no plans on every leaving AP, even if I was the only one left in it, I planned on staying guild leader forever. It was the completion of the story, hooker gains respectability and becomes a success! I stopped all in game loving during my time as guild leader, I knew that this would hurt the guild and did not really have time for it, since the needs of the guild came first. All my old lovers clamored for my attention, and I told them I was too busy, which I was, and they commented on how boring I had become. It became so that I could trust my son with my char, knowing I would not get strange out of the blue requests for love from some stranger, and I gave him my account to play me when he wanted. And I was happy, and content, and while everything was not perfect, it was a fun time for me. And months and months went on until.. To be continued... Part 13 Erudin Library Lillywhite walks the halls of the Library in Erudin, thinking of the still changing story of her life that has now brought her here. Her sixth master Taldian had just sold her for 30k( 4/5/02) to a new master who, like her fifth Necromaster, was to ashamed of her to have his name associated with her in any way and started a level 1 Erudite named Nullifier to be her master. She has just met with him at the bank. He had read her story and her vows that she had been writing, and was aware of the power that it gave him, and had her turn over all of her money to him, the 22.4 k that she had been saving for KEI. Thus it was for him a leveraged buy-out only costing him just 8k. After giving her his new instructions (which will be described in later parts of this story), he camps leaving her alone, and she walks to a place of security and peace that has come to be one of her friends, the Library in Erudin. She looks at the barren walls of the Library, thinking of the rows and rows of books in the library in the Tower of Frozen shadows and in the Library of Kaesora. But none are to be seen here, and she knows that to be just an illusion to keep the vast knowledge of Erudin hidden from those who would otherwise misuse the powers that are hidden there. She closes her eyes as she has done so many times before and chants the spell of appearance: and rows and rows of books appear before her stretching farther than the eyes can see. Clearly there is more space on the inside of this library than shows on the outside. But still, something is missing, and she casts another spell, and a table and chair appear from where they had been hidden before and she sits down and gets ready to continue writing her story. She needs a book familiar to her that she has opened many times before from among the millions on the stacks, and chants the mystical phrase: pub49.ezboard.com/fbladesoftunarefrm11 . A magical book from the shelves appears in front of her. The books on the shelves are all different colors but this one has a glowing black cover with pages of gray. With a gesture from her hands, a bottle of ink and a quill appear on the table and she begins to write: " Within the world of Norrath in which we live, there are several message boards. I have already described the one in high keep in the casino and how it had such an effect upon my life. I have seen the one in Qeynos as well, and I have heard rumors that still others exist in other cities, but I have never found them. However, there are other message boards that exist outside our world and outside the rules that govern it, that none the less play an enormous role in what transpires here in our world. These are assessable to everyone, even level 1 newbies. I have learned that there are parallel worlds identical to ours in every way except the inhabitants in them, and even these people have access to these magical message boards, allowing inter-dimensional communication. My purpose in telling my tale has been to explain how and why my life was affected by events that occurred and some of these events have occurred outside our world in these magical places that I can access from among the millions of books here in the library. My goal is not to rant, or to criticize, but to simply explain what occurred for those who do not know, or are from alternate worlds and are interested in the story of my life. As you sit in the Library of Erudin among the vast stacks of books at the table and chair in which I am writing this, summoning the books that I have indexed to appear before you that chronicle these events, please remember that. My knowledge of these other mystical message boards is vast. As the leader of the guild Ancient Prophecy, I had and still have full control of that web page. Even before I became guildleader, I sought to create rules within our guild chat and on our web page that would comply and be consistent with the rules of the world of Norrath. I reasoned that if someone would be warned for shouting obscenities in a zone because they were harmful or offensive to some people, then those same rules should apply in guild chat and on our web page as well. Why should the guild message board have any rules that are different than those that would be expected in the world of Norrath? The same immature and impressionable minds of adolescents would still be harmed by vulgarity and disrespect, whether it was in shout or in guild chat or on the message board, all of which were vital parts of being a member of our guild. When I became guild leader and re-wrote the rules of conduct, I made any such speech violations that would have resulted in a warning by a GM if shouted in a zone as sufficient for removal from the guild if done in guild chat or the message board. Ideas were encouraged, as was freedom of expression, but only as consistent with the same rules that apply in the world of Norrath. However, many message boards do not hold to this policy, they adopt their own different rules as they are free to do, and this is how my life in Norrath was most seriously affected. Rules different from the world in which I live, and against which I had no protection or GM to help me, placed an insurmountable handicap that has almost brought my life here in Norrath to an end. As you chant the following phrase, a book appears in front of you containing the message that changed my life: pub18.ezboard.com/fmithan...=1&stop=20 and you may read how that conversation developed if you wish. The specific part that radically altered my role play is as follows: " Ok.. my patience has worn way to thin and its time the gloves come off. Lillywhite, for someone who says on one hand that love can't be defined...WTF you turn around and do exactly what you said can't be done. With your own version of manipulating people to make them what you want them to be and calling that love no less? Placing conditions on someone to change them into something you can love is WRONG. You are the stupidest @#%$ moron I have ever had the misfortune to meet. No, I take that back. Tat was the stupidest. Your right up there next to her tho. Go crawl back into your cyber hole where you belong...you wouldnt know real Love if it came up and bit you in the rear end. The only thing you know is to play @#%$ head games with men/boys/girls??? whatever to manipulate them into something that pleases your selfish #$%@ until your bored and move to your next victim. And by the way.. in case you haven't @#%$ noticed.. take a look at your MMDN title (that thing under your name on the top left corner of your posts)....very fitting for a slut. It's women like you that give women in general a bad reputation of being a lying using dick tease. Thank god there is a lot of women who play here that are not like you. You won't win a war of words with me Lilly.. I suggest you learn to shut your mouth and don't even try. Because I haven't even gotten warmed up yet. Cee " I had not noticed before this that the web page moderator, Destructis, had given me the new title "Cybermaid" based upon some posts by people who remembered my days in High Keep as a hooker. I had tried to ignore these posts, but the more and more I tried to ignore them and talk about something else, the more people kept bringing it up. Now this post and that title had made it so nobody would ever forget my past and had turned my very interesting life into something very sinister and ugly. Sometimes I can feel the thoughts of the soul who is giving me life, and as I read this, I could feel her thinking, " Ohhhh.myyyyy.godddd!". And I was very frightened because she was also thinking I have no further future as her main, that my life was over now. Her thoughts were of Les Miserables and of a man who had stolen a piece of bread and was imprisoned and pursued throughout his life for it, no matter how much good he did, his past was always a step behind him, threatening his ruin. After all the tells I received from others offering me money for making love in game, after the tells from guild members telling me they were quitting because of this, she saw there was no way I could continue to lead AP effectively and that I would have to step down. These events and this decision can be found in a book that will magically appear before you if you chant the phrase: pub18.ezboard.com/fmithan...1068.topic . This phase of my life was coming to an end, the only way for me to help the guild I loved so much was to step down and remove myself from it. It was time again for me to find a new Master... Lillywhite " Lillywhite sits looking at the glowing letters she has written on the magical pages, tears running down her face. She finishes reading it and finally chants a brief spell, and the words vanish from the book and her world and reappear in another universe where her fate hangs in the balance. She casts another spell, and the mystical book fades away slowly returning to the stacks. Then she suddenly composes herself and hastily wipes the tears away and runs from the Library forgetting to re-hide the stacks of books and the table. She has just received a tell from another patron who is now waiting for her, and she rushes off to meet him. To be continued. Part 14: Finding My 5th Master Once my reputation was destroyed and everyone was laughing at me, I turned to my friends who had helped me and who I trusted to select who would become my next Master. I considered returning myself to my former Master Meak. Now I do love Meak and he helped my very much. But he had his RL wife Harlet he played with, and I felt that any romantic relationship with him would never happen and I did not want it to happen since it might affect their relationship in RL. For Meak, my Love is the love of a father, not a lover. I felt that if I was ever to find the romance and companionship I had briefly tasted when I first met Bravebear, that I would have to try someone else. Additionally my relationship with Meak had become somewhat strained while I was leader of AP. Within a week of becoming AP guildleader, we obtained several epics for our members, and his was one of them, him being a monk. I then turned my attention to trying to get other epics for our members and this angered Meak. He felt that I should obtain epics for the highets level characters in the guild first, and that since his alt cleric and ench were higher level that others in the guild, that they should get their epics over other people who had not epic char at all. I felt that would be a bad thing for the guild to do with its limited resources, you can only play one char at a time, and 6 people all playing with their epic at once would be better than 1 account with 6 epic chars on it, and I would not do what he wanted. So within 1 week afer we got him his epic, he removed Meak and Harlet and all their chars from AP except his cleric, and had many of his friends leave who had joined when his guild Benevolent Royal Order merged into AP. I was very heartbroken by this, and it hurt AP greatly. So I did not feel at all comfortable by the prospect of returning to him as his slave again. So I then met with one of my oldest in-game lovers in shadow Haven and asked him about it, and the conversation went something like this: Me: Hi Love! Remember when we met long ago and you said that someday you would be my Master? Him: Of coarse, I could never forget that. Me: Well, are you still interested in the job? "TYPE=PICT;ALT= " Him: Why, what happened? Me: Well, they have been calling me a whore on mmdn and some people in the guild read it and told me they are leaving because of it, they said I am the laughing stock of the server, and they did not want thier names to be associated with somone like myself in any way. I feel like such a failure, I am not going to be able to attract new members into the guild anymore or keep them once they find out about my past. Since I have to do what is best for AP I feel I have no choice now but to leave it so I won't cause it any further harm, and I need a new Master. So are you still interested? Him: Of coarse I am, but if I agree you will have to make some changes in the way you have been acting and do everything I tell you, come when I call you to me and satisfy my every pleasure. Me: I am but a slave Master and that is what I am for. You remember my slave vows? would you like me to show them to you again and we can go over them so you know everything I will do for you? Him: Sure, that is a good idea. So I hit all the hot keys for him where my slave vows were recoreded had remained unopened for so long. He finished reading them and we discussed them for a little bit. Him: OK, these are acceptable, what do I have to do now? Me: I need to transfer AP guildleadership to and alt to give it to Gelgamesh tomorrow, if I can give it to you now, then as guildleader of AP and acting in the best interests of AP so I can't hurt it anymore you can transfer me from being the slave of the guild to being your slave. Him: I am not going to disband from my guild to do that, let me start an alt level 1 to do that and I can camp it here and meet you nomatter where I am located on this char. Me: OK, I'll meet you in Bazzar. I waited while he started his DE and brought it to the Bazzar. There were several other reasons why I had selected him other than him being a trusted friend of mine. He had provided me also with equipment and spells over the years and he was rich, so he would not need my money, and in one of the top 4 guilds on the server, which at some point I figured I would join when all this died down, and I would just keep a low profile. So he finally arrived and I made his level one char guild leader. He commanded I leave the guild and transfer my ownership from my fourth master AP, to him, my fifth master. I did so, and then loged on my alt, got guildleadership back on that and returned to Lillywhite so he could issue me my new instructions. Him: OK, in your trade window after it says that I am your Master you will write, " I am the Toy of everyone and I will let them play with me whenever they want." And I was thinking, "Ohhh...myyy..godddd." Part 15: Toy One of the reasons I had selected my fifth Master was because we had already made love in game so many times that I felt we had already done everything in that respect that he could do. While I expected he would make use of me that way again for a while after becoming his slave, I did not expect anything so..radical. I was feeling very bad about having had to leave AP in disgrace and not feeling very confident in my abilities any more. I needed someone strong who could help me restore my confidence and heal these wounds. I had felt that my long-time lover and friend who had already helped me and given me so much in the past would be able to do this, and I would at least find the companionship if not the romance I had been seeking since the start of the game. He brought me to the bed in Shadow Haven and told me: "Toy, bind on this Bed, remove all your clothes, and kneel before me with your legs spread apart." Me: Yes Master. (I bound on the bed, thinking of my 10 weeks bound to the bed in High Keep so long ago. I unequipped all my items leaving nothing in my trade window, and knelt before him on the bed, as he stood in front of me on the floor naked.) The level 1 char he had created to help me with the guild transfer was named Kharzakk, who was my formal Master. I asked, " Master would you like me to transfer the name of my Master in my trade window to your Main character now?" Him: Why would I want to do that? Me: Master, as you know, I can only join the guild of my Master and this char is a level 1 and has no guild. If I change Master to your main, I will be able to join your guild and be with you on raids and be with you in groups. Him: Toy, let me make this clear. First, I would be ashamed to have you with me in my guild, and in all the time I have known you I have never grouped with you or asked you to be in a group with me because I would be ashamed to be seen with you. I want you to promise me you will never tell anyone who your Master really is since that would embarrass me very much. Me: Yes Master, (/cry as I had never realized that he felt this way, but that what he said was true) I promise I will never tell anyone who you are and will answer no-comment if they try to guess. Him: Very good Toy. Second, with the bad rep you have now I seriously doubt you will be able to ever get into any of the major guilds. You have no chance of ever seeing those places I have seen or of slaying the mobs I have slain. Third, as the Toy I will help you become, you will never have any need to join a guild again, I will have you occupied constantly and you will have no need for raids, or loot, or experience ever again. Me: Master, I had hoped to see new places and kill Gods and Slay dragons someday. I have been working so hard all this time to be able to do that. Him: Toy, as I am standing naked in front of you, tell me what you see. Me: I see your big @#%$ Master. Him: This is all you will ever be seeing again, mine and others like it, so give up on any of these other dreams you have, they will never come true for you. Me: What if you get tired of me and decide to sell me Master? Him: I will never sell you, I am the last master you will ever have, so give up forever on ever being anything else but a Toy. Me: Yes Master. Him: I want you to know how unhappy you have made me over the last year. You used to be so much fun and then you changed, and were always too busy or had some excuse. You asked me for help in becoming your Master so now I am going to help you become fun again. Tell me you want my help to become fun again. Me: I want your help to become fun again Master. Him: Very good Toy. Now, I want you to stand up. Me: Yes Master. (I stood) Him: Very good Toy. Now jump up and down. Me: Yes Master. ( I jumped up and down till my stamina ran out and I could not jump any more, and told him that.) Him: For the next 10-15 min had me continue to do a series of actions, repeating sometimes things I had done before, standing, jumping, bending over, kneeling, running, spinning around till I was dizzy, like I was some mindless animated Barbie Doll he was playing with, all the while telling me what a good Toy I am. Finally he had me kneel down on the bed with my legs spread apart again while he stood in front of me and began to talk to me. I want you to tell me what you did wrong over the last year and how we are going to correct that behavior. Me: Well Master, I was not doing anything wrong until they started calling me a whore and a slut on mmdn and I had to step down because of the bad rep they gave me over my past. Him: I see, and how did you handle that? Me: Master, I tried to avoid it and ignore it and talk about something else but they kept bringing it up over and over again, and calling me Cybermaid, I did not want this to become the issue it did. Him: I think I see where you made your mistake Toy, and why you are such a failure. Me: Yes master? Him: You have not been honest with people, you have been lying to them and to everyone and to me. If you had just been honest with them, none of this would have happened.Me: Master that is not true, I always tell the truth! Him: Very good Toy, I am so happy to hear that. I want you to tell me you are a whore and that the only thing that matters to you is sucking cocks and getting @#%$ all the time, and being a Toy that everyone uses for their pleasure. Me: Yes master, I am whore, and the only thing that matters to me is sucking cocks and getting @#%$ all the time and being a Toy that everyone uses for their pleasure. Him: Say that again Toy, and make it different so I know you won't use the repeat key. Me: I repeated typing it out differently. Him: Keep saying that over and over until I tell you to stop. Me: I continued typing it 5 or 6 times and he told me to stop. Him: Now, tell me Toy, are you a whore and a slut? Me: Yes Master. Him: And you always tell the truth? Me: Yes Master. Him: Then the people on mmdn who called you a whore and a slut were right about you weren't they? Me: Yes Master. Him: And you lied to them trying to act like you were something else but they saw through your act. Me: Yes Master. Him: I want you to stop lying to everyone Toy, I want you to admit the truth to them and tell everyone they were right about you, and that you are a whore for anyone who asks you. Me: Master, I don't think that is such a good idea. Him: Ahhh.there you go thinking again. Toy, you do not have to think, all you have to do is what you are told. I will do your thinking for you, they will all be very happy with you when you tell them that they were all right about you from the start. They will forgive you and love you when you confess the truth to them, and they will stop hating you because they know you have been lying to them. Me: Master, this is very difficult for me. Him: I understand, you need my help to become a good Toy, don't you? Beg for my help. Me: Yes Master, please I need you to help me become a good Toy, I beg you. Him: Very well, since that is what you want, if you are a bad and disobedient Toy, I will bring [my necro] here you will nuke yourself to level 59 and you will accept sacrifice once for each time you disobey me. Does this help you Toy? Me: Yes Master. We discussed the plan for him to make anonymous level 1's to ask me for love in game and accepting sacrifice if I refused any, so I would never know if it was him or not and would have to meet with anyone who asked. We made love and finally after 5 hrs of this session we logged. The next day I made the post on mmdn that admitted what everyone had said about me was true, that I am a whore and will make love to anyone who asks me (that is what whores do after all). I was very shocked and hurt when I got banned without even being warned as stated in the rules at that time I would be, because they had said the same things about me and I did not know or see it in the rules that it was ok for them to say bad things about me but not ok for me to say the same bad things about myself. I had already gotten tells in game for requests from people to make love with me in game for 50 pp based upon what they had said about me with the "Cybermaid" label and slut rants. If anything I felt they were in effect soliciting for me and I really was shocked when they banned me for just doing and saying exactly what they did about myself. (This is not a rant, but my feelings at the time, and is an important part of the understanding my story, and my purpose in telling it.) So later that night I informed my Toymaster that his prediction was wrong, and I had been banned on mmdn..
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Man I'm gonna download some shareware games from happy puppy, if I'm lucky the download will finish by the time I get back from school tomorrow!
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Jul 29, 2019 16:50
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Gdamn i need to run CCleaner ASAP and flush out that browser cache
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Jul 29, 2019 17:04
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Who wrote this Everquest fanfic. Edit. I found it,goddddd Jack-Off Lantern fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Jul 29, 2019 |
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Jul 29, 2019 17:06
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bees everywhere posted:Man I'm gonna download some shareware games from happy puppy, if I'm lucky the download will finish by the time I get back from school tomorrow! If give you a cd-r can you burn me some of them? I'll give you a bunch of doom 2 wads.
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Jul 29, 2019 17:07
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FLASH IS THE WAY OF THE FUTURE!
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Jul 29, 2019 17:11
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:unfunny text gently caress off you retarded poo poo lord
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Jul 29, 2019 17:33
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Anyone have any cool AOL Progz
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Jul 29, 2019 17:47
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Visitors : 4 Don't forget to sign the checkin
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that everquest poo poo brought back a lot of memories, about how i used to have to go into my guild's cybersex channel while we were raiding and yell at the dozen healers that were in there to stop loving up and also stop loving this line in particular reads like a dril tweet or a fyad title, though William Henry Hairytaint posted:She needs a book familiar to her that she has opened many times before from among the millions on the stacks, and chants the mystical phrase: pub49.ezboard.com/fbladesoftunarefrm11 . unfortunately none of that big block of EQ text is from the late 90s
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Jul 29, 2019 17:58
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haha guys have you seen this joecartoon thing? you gotta check it out man, you can microwave a hamster and he yells at you the whole time, its wild
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Jul 29, 2019 17:59
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Napster and winMX are pretty cool but be careful, Fox said they're illegal and that's enough to have the FBI knock at your door. My cousins friend in MN had it happen to them so just only download a song every other day or so
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Jul 29, 2019 18:01
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napster was also not late 90s get off my lawn
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Jul 29, 2019 18:12
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Thank God for GameFAQs. It's awesome that I don't have to flip through the big cheat code books at Blockbuster and memorize codes anymore. (Like f*** I'm paying $20 for that thing!)
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Jul 29, 2019 18:14
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Ad by Khad posted:napster was also not late 90s  It released in June 1999
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Jul 29, 2019 18:21
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Hey, I have the last episode of Seinfeld and a copy of The Phantom Menace that was filmed in a movie theater! My cousin who is in college and has a 100 megabit connection in his dorm downloaded them for me and burned them on these CDs! We just need to install Vivo Player to watch them!
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Jul 29, 2019 18:21
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Jul 29, 2019 18:22
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MOMMM GET OFF THE PHONE IM ON THE INTERNET
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Jul 29, 2019 18:25
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Oh hell yeah Newgrounds released a new video
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Jul 29, 2019 18:27
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yo i got on my schools t1 and downloaded the quicktime star wars episode 1 trailer. it looks badass, you know george lucas is gonna knock it out of the park
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Jul 29, 2019 18:55
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what if there were something like a forum, but you could post an image next to each one of your posts, like a board for images, and all of everyones posts would be anonymous, so they can say what they really feel and not have to filter anything. surely this would create a shangri-la of great posts, and not a toxic cesspit of endless racism and misogyny
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Jokes on you,I read all of that terrible Everquest fanfic like it was 2000.
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