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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Conditioned response to pepper spray? I hope those guys were watched closely.

:stonklol:

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Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

That must've been a frustrating experience for the prison authorities.

look we called it the gas chamber in the long long ago, dont give me lip

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2PBDuuAxp0

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5esDouejiQ

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I had to do an NBC trainer course, and one of the guys had done 15 as a guard in the State Prison, 8 of them on Cell Extraction. Completely immune to the effects of CS. Maybe sniffles.

rifles
Oct 8, 2007
is this thing working

Wonder how many were wearing contact lenses for this and just got their eyes all hosed up?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/AllegedKurd/status/1595599193829412866

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

(SAILOR WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS LICENSE PLATE)

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


From her other vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7GCoYQFxrM
Hell, good for her, but also that's very funny

hypnophant
Oct 19, 2012

Hyperlynx posted:

From her other vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7GCoYQFxrM
Hell, good for her, but also that's very funny

who knew slut-shaming was such a core part of the navy’s formal disciplinary process

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

digital catgirls shrugging off cs gas, boning our brave sailors, getting article 15s

this is the nightmare woke military that liberals want

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



hypnophant posted:

who knew slut-shaming was such a core part of the navy’s formal disciplinary process

The navy is the only one allowed to gently caress their sailors, they get jealous when others do it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


hypnophant posted:

who knew slut-shaming was such a core part of the navy’s formal disciplinary process

Some guys would rather the world burn than share a jolly wench.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Everyone in the navy is a hoe, me especially.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“The blanket was to protect me from the nonskid” was some good thinking.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Platystemon posted:

“The blanket was to protect me from the nonskid” was some good thinking.

"Promote ahead of peers."

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Meta’s Adversarial Threat Report, Third Quarter 2022

quote:

Takeaways
* This quarterly threat report includes our findings about three networks we took down in the United States, China and Russia. The latter two we originally reported on September 27, 2022.
* The US network — linked to individuals associated with the US military — operated across many internet services and focused on Afghanistan, Algeria, Iran, Iraq, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Russia, Somalia, Syria, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan and Yemen.

oops

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

oh boy, let's see what we're up to in the central asian former USSR states:

quote:

The Central Asia group gained little traction on social media. Facebook posts
often had fewer than 10 likes, and only 10 posts gained more than 1,000 reactions.
However, two of the sham media outlets in the group produced two viral videos
that received hundreds of thousands of views on Facebook (Figure 7 on the
following page). The first video was about Kyrgyzstan’s reported ban on Russian
war symbols, and the second was a non-political TV news excerpt about an Uzbek
farmer growing fruits in the desert.

keep fightin the good fight yall

Lemony
Jul 27, 2010

Now With Fresh Citrus Scent!
Saw a news story today about officers in the Canadian Air Force facing disciplinary hearings over an "inappropriate" call sign that they allowed to be given to someone under their command. Sounds like the military declined to release what the actual call sign was. I have to wonder how bad it must have been in order to actually make anyone in the command structure actually care enough to take action.

Also, pro move by those officers to presumably gently caress up their careers, however temporarily, over being unable to tell the pilots under their command to maybe not refer to another pilot by some sort of slur or something.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I bet it was Rapeman because the pilot was a big fan of Steve Albini

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

Scratch Monkey posted:

I bet it was Rapeman because the pilot was a big fan of Steve Albini

maybe he was just in the canola oil business.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://twitter.com/APB_Laudrain/status/1582316787894714368

How do you say OPSEC en Francais?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






Le snápchat?

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008


SÉCOP :v:

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Ça devrait pas ętre SUROP?

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

FrozenVent posted:

Ça devrait pas ętre SUROP?
Sécurité des Opérations, so no.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

FrozenVent posted:

Ça devrait pas ętre SUROP?

Only if it's going on pancakes.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

evil_bunnY posted:

Sécurité des Opérations, so no.

Sécurité = safety

Sűreté = Security

One of the most annoying false cognate in this language pair.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



A.o.D. posted:

Only if it's going on pancakes.

Otherwise it’s just sparkling tree sap :dadjoke:

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
ChatGPT is online and I wanted to see how good it was at recreating this classic. Gotta say, I'm impressed

quote:

It was a warm summer night and Sergeant Thompson was on barracks patrol. As he walked around the perimeter of the building, he heard muffled laughter and groans coming from one of the rooms. He approached the door and peered inside. To his surprise, he saw several of his marines in various states of undress, engaged in carnal knowledge with a woman from the local town.

Sergeant Thompson cleared his throat and the marines immediately snapped to attention. The woman quickly grabbed a blanket to cover herself.

"At ease, marines," Sergeant Thompson said calmly. "What's going on here?"

One of the marines stepped forward and explained that they had met the woman at a local bar and invited her back to the barracks for a little fun.

Sergeant Thompson nodded and turned to the woman. "Ma'am, can I see some identification please?"

The woman rummaged through her purse and produced a driver's license. Sergeant Thompson examined it carefully and then handed it back to her.

"Everything seems to be in order," he said. "But just remember, fraternization with civilians is against regulations. Proceed with caution."

The marines nodded in understanding and Sergeant Thompson left the room, satisfied that everything was under control.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
What was the prompt

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Schneider’s duty story, in the marine thread OP (I’m guessing).

e: in an old marine thread. Or whenever the current one got handed down from the army to the marines :v:

Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Dec 6, 2022

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


It’s like the third or fourth post in this thread.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Oh you just fed it the entire story?

It stripped out the best language.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
“Family style”

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

FrozenVent posted:

Sécurité = safety

Sűreté = Security

One of the most annoying false cognate in this language pair.
This is really, really context and population dependent.

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/OPSEC

OPSEC (pour « OPerations SECurity », en français Sécurité opérationnelle)

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



SECOP DEEZ NUTZ

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Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
ASAB (all seacops are bastards)

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