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Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

shame on an IGA posted:

There was a huge scandal here a decade ago where our county sheriff kept signing his favorite inmate out to do construction work for him and indulge his c*** fetish but ultimately the only charge they could get to stick was misappropriation of funds from the dayroom vending machine

Retirement from the military has been tough on Sherriff Chowdown.

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McNally
Sep 12, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


shame on an IGA posted:

There was a huge scandal here a decade ago where our county sheriff kept signing his favorite inmate out to do construction work for him and indulge his c*** fetish but ultimately the only charge they could get to stick was misappropriation of funds from the dayroom vending machine

It's not something that really comes up often, but I'm not going to probate anyone for using the word in its entirety for its actual meaning.

A man whose wife is unfaithful is a cuckold.

See? No probation.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Worst decision I ever made.


McNally posted:


A man whose wife is unfaithful is a cuckold.

See? No probation.


If you're a cop you have to tell us, otherwise that's entrapment, and that's wrong.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006


I can tell you that McNally is not a cop.

You can trust me. Iím not a cop either.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


do never trust nobody nohow

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006


joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.


McNally posted:

It's not something that really comes up often, but I'm not going to probate anyone for using the word in its entirety for its actual meaning.

A man whose wife is unfaithful is a cuckold.

See? No probation.

Only probating people who lazily misuse words to hijack the words' emotive force?

You fascist.

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012




Actual Cuckolds Are Baffling

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


loss keeps getting weirder

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Scratch Monkey posted:

yeah how the police are gonna spend that 58k+ in forfeited bonds, homie! MRAP TIME!

I've never seen a place that squirrels that money into the police budget. More likely the city/county general fund, or diversion programs. NYC was looking at setting up a charity for it, but I don't know if that happened.

MRAPs are almost certainly paid for through federal grants.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Cyrano4747 posted:

I can tell you that McNally is not a cop.

You can trust me. I’m not a cop either.

Whips back?!?!?

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Syrian Lannister posted:

Whips back?!?!?

ugh, don't tarnish cyrano with that park ranger's name.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


shame on an IGA posted:

There was a huge scandal here a decade ago where our county sheriff kept signing his favorite inmate out to do construction work for him and indulge his c*** fetish but ultimately the only charge they could get to stick was misappropriation of funds from the dayroom vending machine

Oh my god

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


You can cause malicious injury to a courthouse?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005



https://law.justia.com/codes/south-...ection-4-17-70/

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013



If memory serves me correctly that guy got punished for that prank. The USMC may be the funniest branch but Iíll be damned if their senior leaders have a sense of humor.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

Lol

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!


LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

If memory serves me correctly that guy got punished for that prank. The USMC may be the funniest branch but Iíll be damned if their senior leaders have a sense of humor.

they only give a poo poo if you get caught by others and these people recorded it.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.



needs that terminal lance strip of the SNCO "Look at these Marines having a good time. I think I'll charge them."

Lou Takki
Dec 4, 2009


He should be punished for recording it and uploading it to the internet like an idiot, not for rightfully nut punching your coworker which is always funny and okay.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003



College Slice

That is a pretty righteous and well-earned nut shot, gotta give him props for that.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

YOU'RE WELCOME



bird food bathtub posted:

That is a pretty righteous and well-earned nut shot, gotta give him props for that.

Military punishment is cyclical.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless


iwentdoodie posted:

Military punishment is cyclical.

Only because the Geneva convention bans collective punishment.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

in soviet russia, you shove robot

iwentdoodie posted:

Military punishment is cyclical.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




iwentdoodie posted:

Military punishment is cyclical.

you magnificent bastard

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)

Taco Defender

Idgi

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




He pulled back on the cyclic control stick to sack-tap his buddy. The collective pun was a solid too, but that one went over my head at first

helicopters have a cyclic control, collective control, and pedals as their 3 pilot controls. If it doesnít make sense, donít worry; helos are aerodynamic blasphemy, and Sikorsky was an agent of Satan himself

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


iwentdoodie posted:

Military punishment is cyclical.

Daaaaaammmmnnnn

piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender

Ah. Nice.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013


iwentdoodie posted:

Military punishment is cyclical.

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Only because the Geneva convention bans collective punishment.

Just close GiP now, we hit our peak.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007






Biscuit Hider

iwentdoodie posted:

Military punishment is cyclical.


Wingnut Ninja posted:

Only because the Geneva convention bans collective punishment.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.




Smellrose

iwentdoodie posted:

Military punishment is cyclical.

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Only because the Geneva convention bans collective punishment.

Amazing.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Nice

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything by doing it right.






A conversation I recently witnessed/overheard:

"Hey Chief, uhh..."
"What've you got for me?"
"[NAME] rolled the duty van."
"... Alright." *pause* "What else?"
"Into a ravine."
*sigh* "Sure. Okay. Is she alive?"
"Minor injuries. Seatbelts, y'know."
"Cool. Good. We'll fix that later."

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Kith posted:

A conversation I recently witnessed/overheard:

"Hey Chief, uhh..."
"What've you got for me?"
"[NAME] rolled the duty van."
"... Alright." *pause* "What else?"
"Into a ravine."
*sigh* "Sure. Okay. Is she alive?"
"Minor injuries. Seatbelts, y'know."
"Cool. Good. We'll fix that later."

Thatís either a good Chief or one about to retire next week.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004


Nap Ghost

Thatís basically my response at this point as well with added ďHave we logged and reported it all and who is doing the 15-6, and btw no one ruin your lives by trying to sweep this under the rug or otherwise double down on bad decisions.Ē

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