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Fragrag
Aug 3, 2007
The Worst Admin Ever bashes You in the head with his banhammer. It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass! You have been struck down.
Hip hop? More like hip pop

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
In the rap biz you either get used to guns going off of you get out

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
Lmao at "who shot who" in the same tone as asking who ordered doordash.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

quote:

French youtuber "Até Chuet" (made some DCS videos and dogfights with Growling Sidewinder, most notably) has been exposed as being a traitor that sold NATO carrier procedures and E-2C Hawkeye documentation to China, and went there to train Chinese aviators to NATO procedures.

https://www.reddit.com/r/hoggit/comments/1i13bkz/french_youtuber_at%C3%A9_chuet_made_some_dcs_videos/

I guess War Thunder are probably relieved it's not them for a change!

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004



A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Utterly Dethpicable

What are treason laws like in France? In the US, that activity, while extremely illegal and would get you into all kinds of fuckage if you're not an orange lump of overproofed dough, doesn't qualify as treason.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
apparently in france if they don't see you handing over a big folder labeled "SECRET MILITARY INFORMATION" to Chairman Mao himself it's not a crime that can be prosecuted

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Apparently both the CIA and the French intelligence have had their eyes on this guy for years without doing anything, so presumably any information he had was deemed harmless enough. They were just letting him gather enough rope to hang himself with.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Punished Ape
Sep 17, 2021

quote:

3: Attack and dethrone God in AIT

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you


Screenshotting for :nsa:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

China already has all the rest of the social media from hacking the government mandated NSA backdoors.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

Worst Case Scenario
Oh no now the Chinese know the position the same
aircraft carrier that they have a satellite tracking 24/7

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Grem posted:

Oh no now the Chinese know the position the same
aircraft carrier that they have a satellite tracking 24/7

you can learn an awful lot about things just by seeing a video inside of them

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Comrade Blyatlov posted:

you can learn an awful lot about things just by seeing a video inside of them

Or by starting an argument on the War Thunder forums!

Flikken
Oct 22, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
How are cell phones not banned from all warships?

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017

Flikken posted:

How are cell phones not banned from all warships?

Or a simple content filter on the ship network blocking every connection from and to anything to China, Russia or North Korea. I don’t think those images were sent thru GSM.

c355n4
Jan 3, 2007

SlowBloke posted:

Or a simple content filter on the ship network blocking every connection from and to anything to China, Russia or North Korea. I don’t think those images were sent thru GSM.

Just run Starlink

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik
Just make sure you get all the other chiefs on the boat to help cover it up!

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

Flikken posted:

How are cell phones not banned from all warships?

Skimmers are loving morons

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Flikken posted:

How are cell phones not banned from all warships?

It’s just an impossible battle to fight these days. Hell they just unbanned phones with cameras from CIA areas of our shipyards. The reason given was so people could communicate if trapped during an active shooter or natural disaster scenario….

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.
E: fb

Even the people running the ship are desperate for internet.

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2024/09/03/how-navy-chiefs-conspired-to-get-themselves-illegal-warship-wi-fi/


quote:

As the ship prepared for a West Pacific deployment in April 2023, the enlisted leader onboard conspired with the ship’s chiefs to install the secret, unauthorized network aboard the ship, for use exclusively by them.

So while rank-and-file sailors lived without the level of internet connectivity they enjoyed ashore, the chiefs installed a Starlink satellite internet dish on the top of the ship and used a Wi-Fi network they dubbed “STINKY” to check sports scores, text home and stream movies.

There's a funny moment where a sailor placed a note about the wifi network in the CO's comments and suggestions box and the main culprit got into it to steal the note before he could read it.

Xenoborg
Mar 10, 2007

How long before we can take phones into SCIFs and SAPFs?

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003

Xenoborg posted:

How long before we can take phones into SCIFs and SAPFs?

Whenever you want if you're not a coward.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008


You only get in trouble for stealing documents if you have a net worth of less than $1M.

Punished Ape
Sep 17, 2021
Army hack: items on your hand receipts increase your net worth.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Crab Dad posted:

It’s just an impossible battle to fight these days. Hell they just unbanned phones with cameras from CIA areas of our shipyards. The reason given was so people could communicate if trapped during an active shooter or natural disaster scenario….

Does ruinous interest on a Hellcat note qualify as a natural disaster?

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Xenoborg posted:

How long before we can take phones into SCIFs and SAPFs?

Nah man the new hotness is bringing your definitely Chinese made vape into the SCIF to puff dank clouds.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007
WAAAH THE MEAN FAA WON'T LET ELON AND AIRBUS FLY RANDOM SHIT WITHOUT PESKY REGULATIONS SO VOTE TRUMP FOR FREE SPEECH AND FREE SKIES I AM VERY SMART

PS LOVE CANAL NEVER HAPPENED

Xenoborg posted:

How long before we can take phones into SCIFs and SAPFs?

I once went through a security checkpoint on my way out of a secure facility and they found the iPod FM radio transceiver that I'd forgotten about in my bag which the security checkpoint on the way into the facility did not notice. That led to some questions.

Behotti
Apr 30, 2008
Fun Shoe

nullscan posted:

Nah man the new hotness is bringing your definitely Chinese made vape into the SCIF to puff dank clouds.

I might be the idiot, but people aren't actually allowed to bring vapes into SCIFs are they?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Behotti posted:

I might be the idiot, but people aren't actually allowed to bring vapes into SCIFs are they?

no. you can not smoke in a scif

Xenoborg
Mar 10, 2007

They aren't, but I think its just for smoking indoors type reasons. There are certainly plenty of other small personal desk electrical devices like fans, heaters, kettles, etc. Obviously still nothing with transmitters, recorders, and/or memory.

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Many moons ago when vaping was novel and filled with even more experimental research chemicals, I saw an idiot Lt vaping on an ops floor, but it was only a secret workspace.

As an idiot Capt he was reported to have burned down a couple houses on base from smoking in bed.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Behotti posted:

I might be the idiot, but people aren't actually allowed to bring vapes into SCIFs are they?

No, but our "Days since a security incident" sign not having more than 2 digits implies that people are doing it anyway.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS
Did the Air Force put him up to this?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Platystemon posted:

Did the Air Force put him up to this?



Photoshop phriday when?

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003

Tunicate posted:

Photoshop phriday when?

Feint, Parry, Shitpost.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


got some rappel training

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU0fNJQTFBs

i enjoy there's a callout for it

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://www.reddit.com/r/aviation/comments/1ichj7o/an_f35_with_the_354th_fighter_wing_crashed_at/

F-35 crashes performs an unplanned, unpiloted vertical landing.

The idiot is whoever filmed it and put it online because they're going to be in huge trouble

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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



canyoneer posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/aviation/comments/1ichj7o/an_f35_with_the_354th_fighter_wing_crashed_at/

F-35 crashes performs an unplanned, unpiloted vertical landing.

The idiot is whoever filmed it and put it online because they're going to be in huge trouble

https://packaged-media.redd.it/vzjf...b9fbebbf6dc1bb5

Longer video. Looks like it was in a flat spin before the weird flipping

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