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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Scratch Monkey posted:

It does read like he was an officer who was allowed to do as little as he possibly could because at least that meant he wasn’t actively loving something up

drat, not even a birthday card officer.

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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
I knew a Captain at 82nd that was all that kind of thing but at least had his jump wings...his Basic Jump Wings. He was also Civil Affairs come to think of it.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Meanwhile almost every single person in my MOS had the thought process of "gently caress that I'm here to fix things and keep it all running. Why would I want to blow my kneecaps through my spine for something I'll never do?"

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003

McNally posted:

He was a Guard officer. Guard doesn't send gently caress-ups to schools because the unit has to pay for it. Ergo, the reason he didn't go to any schools...

Actually, some do. Ask me why New Mexico cant get ranger school slots and youll learn about corrupt cops dying on a range because of their drug problems.

The guy who helped cover up the drug problem got promoted and actual combat vets got shafted when we accurately predicted what would happen if they kept fat blue lining it.

Steezo fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Sep 30, 2025

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I would like to know more.

McNally
Sep 12, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Steezo posted:

Actually, some do. Ask me why New Mexico cant get ranger school slots and youll learn about corrupt cops dying on a range because of their drug problems.

The guy who helped cover up the drug problem got promoted and actual combat vets got shafted when we accurately predicted what would happen if they kept fat blue lining it.

lol jesus

Either someone in NM was cleaning house or these dudes managed to trick their commands into thinking they could successfully complete ranger school.

I also learned today that Hegseth picked up major as an IRR promotion.

I know it's utterly meaningless and I know it's stupid, but I am personally offended that I didn't pick up an IRR promotion after spending three years at the top of my battalion's promotion list but never picking up E5 because there was never a slot, but this dude made field grade.

Itchy_Grundle
Feb 22, 2003

spacetoaster posted:

When I was in college, airborne school was the fun summer camp for the cadets.

Either that or right after OBC. Regardless of branch.

Gorilla Radio
May 10, 2007
On behalf of the Serbs, we're very sorry for the Hillary Clinton sniper incident. Next time, we'll aim better.
Listened to a BBC America story about Hegseth/Trump and their speeches.

Hegseth gives strong "I don't understand why this WWII-style frontal assault got everyone killed" vibes.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003

McNally posted:

lol jesus

Either someone in NM was cleaning house or these dudes managed to trick their commands into thinking they could successfully complete ranger school.

I also learned today that Hegseth picked up major as an IRR promotion.

I know it's utterly meaningless and I know it's stupid, but I am personally offended that I didn't pick up an IRR promotion after spending three years at the top of my battalion's promotion list but never picking up E5 because there was never a slot, but this dude made field grade.

They sent the same failure of selective pressure twice and a decade later NM still cant get slots. Cover up guy also hosed over a snco who actually did squirrely poo poo, had a lot of the "i can train the rest of the unit" certs and wondered why he couldn't get people certified.

End result is a lot of experienced people with years of combat zone time per person are out and idiots reign. I look forward to the cop squad causing another international incident.

Anyway, just started Xenoblade Chronicles X Remastered. Great music. Can recommend.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Utterly Dethpicable

bird food bathtub posted:

Meanwhile almost every single person in my MOS had the thought process of "gently caress that I'm here to fix things and keep it all running. Why would I want to blow my kneecaps through my spine for something I'll never do?"

In hesgeth's world that's not a real war fighter. Lose some weight, shave your face, and pick up a rifle, liberal pussy.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0HU0YptBHk

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Utterly Dethpicable

Probably easier on the knees than a safe landing, though!

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
e4 mafia.

even i had my loving wings

Solitaire6
Feb 5, 2025

You gotta go out. You ain’t gotta come back.
I only managed to get my red wings. :(

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

Solitaire6 posted:

I only managed to get my red wings. :(
I got em too, the best wings :quagmire:

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Solitaire6 posted:

I only managed to get my red wings. :(

Great boots. Congrats :quagmire:

Solitaire6
Feb 5, 2025

You gotta go out. You ain’t gotta come back.

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Great boots. Congrats :quagmire:

Chairborne all the way

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Solitaire6
Feb 5, 2025

You gotta go out. You ain’t gotta come back.

No impact, no idea.

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Literally every single thing wrong lol

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Eason the Fifth posted:

Literally every single thing wrong lol

Bad end is facing away, that’s one thing right.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I want to give credit and say it was done as a joke to (hehe) trigger people.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007

bird food bathtub posted:

I want to give credit and say it was done as a joke to (hehe) trigger people.

No one with that mindset has an sl 7 to do it with

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

No one with that mindset has an sl 7 to do it with

Bundeswehr reservists.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
thats a nutclench from me dawg

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007

TehRedWheelbarrow posted:

thats a nutclench from me dawg

Michael Jackson i thought you where deeaad

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


Overweight Texas National Guard troops sent home

Hegseth's boner killers got sent home.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008


I’m sure most of them are very CHUDly guys so lol their ideological fellow traveler called them worthless fatfats in front of the entire world.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

As an HR dude, I absolutely checked for up to date PT records before putting title 32 dudes on title 10.

Although, if you've got a 19 inch neck you can probably have a gut like a beach ball and pass tape.

Behotti
Apr 30, 2008
Fun Shoe

spacetoaster posted:

As an HR dude, I absolutely checked for up to date PT records before putting title 32 dudes on title 10.

Although, if you've got a 19 inch neck you can probably have a gut like a beach ball and pass tape.

Not anymore. The new tape system only takes in to account waist size and weight. The neck no longer plays into it.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Behotti posted:

Not anymore. The new tape system only takes in to account waist size and weight. The neck no longer plays into it.

Yeah, it came in just as I retired.

I'm pretty sure guys getting put on title 10 can still be screened though.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Behotti posted:

Not anymore. The new tape system only takes in to account waist size and weight. The neck no longer plays into it.

say what now? is that across the board or just army?

Behotti
Apr 30, 2008
Fun Shoe
I only know army, not sure about the others. But the new system is weird where if you lose weight but not in your gut, you can go from taping out to failing. By losing weight. :pseudo:

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Huh, well that's a change that would probably have nailed me when I was in. Always was kinda close-ish my whole time, had to get taped two or three times but didn't fail. If they implemented it like that I probably would have ended up on the fatbody program at the least.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Behotti posted:

I only know army, not sure about the others. But the new system is weird where if you lose weight but not in your gut, you can go from taping out to failing. By losing weight. :pseudo:

Lol yeah the first thing that got smaller was always my neck so I was hosed if I actually tried to drop weight.

I'm actually smaller now 6y out of the navy than I was for the last six of my ten in. Turns out stress drinking is bad. I also haven't had one instance of sciatica flare up since I got out, after spending like 3mos active with no feeling in my right leg lol

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

iwentdoodie posted:

Lol yeah the first thing that got smaller was always my neck so I was hosed if I actually tried to drop weight.

I'm actually smaller now 6y out of the navy than I was for the last six of my ten in. Turns out stress drinking is bad. I also haven't had one instance of sciatica flare up since I got out, after spending like 3mos active with no feeling in my right leg lol

loving sciatica. That poo poo sounds like a 17th century malady. 17 years of delivering bread, shoving around 200lb stacks of the poo poo, jumping off the truck, jumping off the dock, whatever, and the only real injury I got was some wounded pride from jumping into a patch of dock scum and busting my rear end.

So anyways, I've got the sciatica.

It's so bizarre, too. Someone ran a full stock cart into my right leg and looked mighty concerned that they'd hurt me. Nope. You could jam a nail in there and I couldn't feel it. Huge bruise, broke the skin. But wearing jeans? Pins and needles every time the fabric brushes against me.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS

The Guard has a fluid retention problem.

Itchy_Grundle
Feb 22, 2003

spacetoaster posted:

As an HR dude, I absolutely checked for up to date PT records before putting title 32 dudes on title 10.

Although, if you've got a 19 inch neck you can probably have a gut like a beach ball and pass tape.

I had a dude who was shaped like a loving hen and he always passed tape.

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
And yet no one cried fowl

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Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
This'll probably change soon, but the current Navy tape rules are that if your abdominal measurement is 39" or less, you pass, regardless of neck size or height. So if you're like 5'0" you can basically be spherical.

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