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From one of the later pagesTapTheForwardAssist posted:I've gotten to the part of the thread about losing serialized gear, and crashing two helicopters trying to find one missing M9 in Iraq, and I got a good one.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2019 12:38 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:57 |
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$700k worth of idiocy from the old threadnullscan posted:I showed up to my first assignment at Luke back in 2002 all full of excitement and vigor and pride in the Air Force, ready to do my awesome job of network switching and crypto routing systems or whatever the hell we were called. Then I found out I was working on MCE/TAOMs which are forward air-control vans and very much on the Atari/Apple IIe end of the network/computing spectrum.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2019 19:28 |
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The Ballad of McAnus, USMCInferno985 posted:My favorite Marine ever was a most unusual fellow from somewhere in eastern Tennessee who was about 5'1"/105 lbs, balding, had a cleft lip, and strong Appalachian southern accent. His name was McCamus. He loved rap music and patriotic poetry, and would occasionally brand himself "MC Amus" and spit out a rap he claimed was freestyle, but actually the same lyrics every time. Inferno985 posted:I want to say he checked in to 2d Radio Bn sometime in 2008. He was kicked out after I PCS'd, don't know the exact timeline. Most Marine SIGINTers in during that timeframe should know his name, he's still famous even now.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2019 19:55 |
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Wild T posted:The only thing Schaeffer liked more than anime, porn, and anime porn was EVE Online. Dude had sunk something like 10 G's into virtual spaceships on A1C pay and spent every minute he could in his room, playing it or moderating some EVE forum on the lovely Bagram circa 2006 internet connection. Every time I read about Goonswarm loving with EVE Online players, I remember Schaeffer and hope they hosed with him the hardest. Finally, we found the mastermind of the Benghazi attack.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2019 20:44 |
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Yeah, I honestly wouldn't mind getting dynamited to bits after death. Especially if my body ends up getting blown into the air and cartwheeling around before hitting the ground.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 07:58 |
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bird cooch posted:All of my interactions with the French military boiled down to three points. My uncle, a stereotypical republican, was some sort of USMC staff officer at Kandahar and told me in all seriousness that he'd rather work with the French than the Army.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2019 01:58 |
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EBB posted:https://www.idontevenownatelevision.com/2016/05/30/056-armor/ As soon as someone mentioned Armor I was counting down for IDEOTV to get mentioned.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 16:45 |
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Yeah, that's really the perfect use of a fursuit.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2019 19:12 |
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Kill the internet in your head.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2019 02:56 |
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CommieGIR posted:Oh, the ships come alive all right... It's not even the only game with that premise. It's a ripoff of a Japanese game called Kancer or something. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Aug 18, 2019 |
# ¿ Aug 18, 2019 03:07 |
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Midjack posted:Kantai Collection or Kancolle for short if you want to know more (you don’t). Trap sprung etc. but yeah, between the two of them you have your big titty battleships from all belligerents in World War II represented. I don’t get it either, I love me some giant robots but this poo poo is incomprehensible. Yeah, that was it. I discovered it a few years ago because I'm a naval historian who occasionally needs to search for pictures of ships and those searches kept turning up weird anime poo poo and I made the mistake of not ignoring that fact.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2019 07:33 |
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Smiling Jack posted:Hasidic / Orthodox jewish thug squad used for internal security and beating on outsiders. I honest to G-d thought it was a Shore Patrol pun
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 01:32 |
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Smiling Jack posted:I had a Jewish neighbor who described WW2 as a "good time" because he loved killing Nazis. He also went AWOL to Switzerland and fought Swiss cops, escaped back over the Swiss border and banged a bunch of "red Cross girls" after the surrender before being demoted and shipped home.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 01:01 |
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ughhhh posted:Two year ago my friend passed away and in remembrance of him me and my friends decided to go watch Robocop wich was playing at Lincoln center in nyc for the Verhoven (who he loved) retrospective. The theater there has a lobby with a side room where events and talks are held and the walls are lined with full size signed portraits of actors and directors who have been there. That night the room was empty except for the portraits lining the wall. So after the movie me and my friends decided to sit down and reminisce about our friend. Our group consisted of 5 young college age people and three of them were well, attractive young women. I have never wanted to hear the other side of the story more since I got to ask grandmother about the time I climbed up onto her roof, a story my mother had told me many times to show that my father's side of the family was bad with kids. Grandma asked how I planned to get down and I used the ladder I'd climbed up to come down again. Mom was slightly embarrassed when she learned that grandma, if anything, knew me too well.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2019 00:54 |
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2019 22:10 |
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It's not even a muscle car.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2019 22:23 |
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King of Bees posted:There was a civilian gate runner at Mayport not too long ago who pulled up drinking a 4 Loko, told the guards to gently caress themselves and then punched the gas through the gate before slamming into the immediately deployed barrier. He might of died, not sure. He was airlifted out. His caste was civilian, but his soul was enlisted.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 02:00 |
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BIG HEADLINE posted:
RIP Flounder/Vir Cotto
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2019 06:06 |
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2019 02:47 |
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Phanatic posted:Edit: Nevermind. Speaking of idiots, you cried about Milo Yabbadabbadopolous's Freeze Peach until you got banned for it.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 07:53 |
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Stravag posted:I need a ruling. Funny, idiot, or warcrime Depends, is it issued to the horse doctors from the 1st Cavalry reenactors unit?
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2019 12:42 |
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piL posted:I'm sorry if I'm just old fashioned, but horses should not be doctors.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2019 18:22 |
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Wait, Brian May the astrophysicist and Brian May from Queen are the same dude
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2019 05:41 |
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Memento posted:https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/ne...s-investigates/ Those two idiots who tried to sell them to the narcos got out of jail, I guess.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2019 16:52 |
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PathAsc posted:Episode 1 What, you mean you haven't hosed a woman so hard her spine started glowing?
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2019 01:58 |
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The thing to remember about season 4 of BSG is that it got hosed hard by the writers' strike and they weren't even sure they'd get to do a full season. That's why there's the Earth thing halfway through, by which time they had killed off a bunch of plot arcs that were supposed to last the whole season. Then they got a full season and had to slap it all together. I'm not saying the original plan for season 4 would've been better, but it would've probably been more coherent.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2019 02:18 |
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Stravag posted:The spines stopped lighting up during sex almost immediately in the series conveniently or got tied to truly being in love/ able to make a kids with a human if memory serves IIRC it got written out because they realized it was stupid almost immediately and afterwards they told everyone to just ignore it.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2019 08:16 |
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Oddly enough, the play that coined the word "robot" envisioned them as being artifically-produced humanoids like the Cylons in BSG. I have no idea if this was deliberate though.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2019 14:22 |
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Counterforce targeting. Piled high.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 12:23 |
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holocaust bloopers posted:This is a post reminder so I can write up the the following stories: Please write these stores in the following order: 1) Suicide Girl sister. 2) Nudist bathroom barricade 3) Flying tampon
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 18:13 |
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LingcodKilla posted:That’s funnier than the time my friends found out my mom was an exotic dancer. Ummmmmmm... trap sprung?
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 21:27 |
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I used to say "deus vult" during football threads because the team I hated the most's fans were using "inshallah". That decision has not aged well at all.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 03:40 |
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I don't know where I read this, but during the 1800s some Naval Academy cadets stole a railway handcart from a siding and went on a joy ride.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 06:49 |
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piL posted:If I were to marry both a general and a major, I'd be considered quite modern. Post the news about the square of the hypotenuse, rear end in a top hat.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 02:09 |
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I feel like "multiple tours as a chopper pilot in Nam" is one of those things that explains everything about someone's later behavior.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 06:10 |
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*nods gravely, like Mr. Miyagi*
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 01:35 |
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I want to write a revenge story where the protagonist can't bring himself to torture anyone because they're a fundamentally decent person and the loved one they're avenging would hate them for it.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 02:07 |
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Corned beef hash, scrambled eggs with hot sauce and pepper, wheat toast, some black coffee...
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 02:13 |
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2020 23:07 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:57 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:“Swimmers in the same pool” makes me think of the dwarf my soldiers in AK told me about. The story went that she was snuck into the barracks in a rucksack, somehow there’s a tricycle involved (riding it naked around the barracks, as one does), and that around half the company had a turn with her before they snuck her back out. Bonus: they told me she worked at Child/Youth Services on post if I ever wanted a turn The Aristocrats!
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 01:52 |