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Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



My maternal grandfather was an XO on a floating drydock for the USN in the Pacific for WWII. The only real idiot stories I know of from his service were rolling a Jeep after leaving the officer's club on Guam, and someone (not sure who) getting the geometry wrong for a ship they built a temporary bow for to get it back to Norfolk. They made it fit and the ship made it back, but....oops.

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Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



My favorite Clancy-verse item is now a "truth is stranger than fiction" piece where Jack Ryan becomes president after running a large hedge fund. He literally says "If I ran my business the way this government is run, I wouldn't have a business!" Then he proceeded to lower taxes on the rich.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



CainFortea posted:

The Frankfurters would like to have a word with you.

How on Earth do they screw up Frankfurters?

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



It has a double hand grip to accommodate people of various arm lengths.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Imagined posted:

It's almost funny that pretty much the only population vulnerable to this thing (olds) are also the ones most likely to think it's all hype, no big deal, etc. I guess they have to think that way or the cognitive dissonance of their years of voting against any socialized healthcare or worker protections and for cutting all government funding and safety nets will catch up to them.

I think it's more a mentality of "I survived the Cold War/AIDS epidemic/Cuban Missile Crisis/Vietnam War/whatever so this doesn't scare me."

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



nullscan posted:




Eighth army in Korea isn't loving around anymore. Hope your kebab was worth a stripe and running from the cops.

I'd take my chances running from the cops for a kebab right now.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



To be fair, spinach fettuccine doesn't look particularly appetizing even at the best of times.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade




Didn't someone here accidentally invade Syria?

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Milo and POTUS posted:

I'd have joined the military if I knew I could have been hide the turd champion

:emptyquote:

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



poo poo, I'd be willing to bet it's either totaled or repo'd within 90 days - almost certainly totaled.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Wild T posted:

As a part of the East Coast snobby elite I can prove that Royal Farms chicken blows anything Chick Fil A makes out of the water while also being dirt cheap.

I feel like every region has a chain or local group for fried chicken that blows away the national chains. In Houston we have Frenchy's, which is fantastic. Same is true for burgers, pizza, etc - the thing you get with the major franchise chains is an expectation of consistency. That's of course never true, but I can understand why people would still want the relative safety in knowing what they're getting from Chick-fil-A vs. rolling the dice on *insert fried chicken place here*

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Wild T posted:

That's a big assumption that he'll get four years after that dumbassery.

One thing I do enjoy about the current climate is the racists and bigots feeling empowered enough to out themselves, then crying about free speech when they get publicly shamed and lose their jobs. Not even going to lie, I join a lot of alt-right adjacent groups on Facebook just because I'm a goofy white dude and can get in to mine screenshots and send them to employers, it's pure schadenfreude and it's not like anyone of value gets hurt until one doxxes me and shoots me anyway

Yeah, it's been pretty great to see the number of bigots and fascists that have been getting outed because they believe the world agrees with them. Funny how their bosses usually don't.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Dick Burglar posted:

Yeah, it's not about bosses' personal beliefs, it's about what they think will make--or lose--them the most money. A few years ago(?) Chik-fil-A had their most profitable day ever when they got outed for funding anti-gay legislation (again) and people called for a boycott, because bigots (also called "evangelicals") flooded their stores to give them business.

This was 2013 or so, I think? I remember where I was living at the time, and there was a Chik-fil-A right by my apartment. As soon as the news broke, the one by me immediately hung a rainbow LGBT flag from the building and changed up their sign to say "Corporate doesn't speak for us, we support equality!" or something along those lines. Maybe they were just being opportunistic and trying to run some local PR, but I don't think so. Seems like a lot of effort to go through if you're just trying to make some extra money - especially at the risk of pissing off the evangelicals.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Dick Burglar posted:

Apparently there was not only a Fight Club 2 comic miniseries, but a Fight Club 3 comic miniseries. Good god.

Just read the synopsis of Fight Club 2 and....wow. Palahniuk was really a one trick pony, basically nothing in there is new.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Wild T posted:

Invisible Monsters was good and honestly I liked it better than Fight Club. No way any reputable director is taking that project on. Supposedly Survivor was going to be a movie but then 9/11 happened and a film about a crazed religious figure's plan to slam an airplane into the ground was no longer considered acceptable.

But yeah, Palahniuk's books can be funny but they're mostly shock humor with the same sarcastic narrator character with the serial number filed off.

Survivor is still the most interesting books of his that I've read, but it's probably been 8-10 years or more.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Random question since we are talking about gunsmithing, how much would it be to have a custom revolver made? I know the answer is "a lot", but I'm wondering what range that lot can be. Think the revolver from Trigun. I'd imagine that would be almost a complete custom build.

Gunsmithing always fascinated me, but I never got into it.

As was mentioned, Mateba is your best bet for something out of Trigun but good luck finding one. If you want a unique starting point that's well regarded, check out Korth. No idea what wait times are like (I'd expect quite long, but they're supposed to be some of the best revolvers available in the world today. Spendy though, $4k I believe gets you into a relative base model.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade




I think I've seen that before, and if I recall someone claimed it was airsoft. Otherwise, ouch.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



I hope you don't mind that I pass on this story and call you my friend. This is way too funny not to share.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



According to a buddy of mine, that is actually for a VW Tiguan.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



CommieGIR posted:

It's speed isn't worth it and doesn't make it less vulnerable, it's range is for a mythical mission it will never fulfill, and it's cargo capacity doesn't beat stuff like the Chinook which is more reliable and kills less crews.

It was built to solve Operation Eagle Claw, a stupid mission from the get go and it doesn't even address the issues Op Eagle Claw raised from the get go. It's a solution in search of a problem because the problems it was supposed to solve it failed to solve.

What? It created jobs for a lot of senators and helped them get reelected, it served its mission honorably.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Wrr posted:

I remember learning about this from the first Watch Dogs; makes sense in a way because how do you push new firmware or making setting changes or get info from it without it? Surgery?

gently caress watch dogs tho.

What's wrong with Watch Dogs? I never played the first one but the second was fine, albeit very much an Ubisoft game.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Vindolanda posted:

Just refit AWACS planes to use the big circly chap on top as a landing pad and add a stepladder so someone can fuel up a chopper with jerry cans. Give him a rope or something to hold onto with the free hand if it’s windy.

I foresee a bright future for you heading up a joint Lockmart/Boeing project.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



MrUnderbridge posted:

They ended their careers after bragging about it. They could have gotten away with it, but couldn't keep quiet.

What's the story here?

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Wrr posted:

Those have to be some sort of like, "Captain Libtard!" """funny""" strawman persona for fake rants, right?

I actually took a minute to look and they look like stock photos. You can license them but I can't even find them for free online in better quality.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



This reminds me of a story I read awhile back about a group theorizing about what the results would be if a MEU was inserted into ancient Rome and ordered to go for it against the whole Roman military.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



GD_American posted:

Saw that all over Twitter, lots of people dunking on what is basically a very good point

Clearly those people have never been to a tech conference in Vegas.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



What is Babylon 5?

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



The metaverse is becoming real a bit too fast.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



BIG HEADLINE posted:

Poseidon lost his fifth-generation fighter: https://www.businessinsider.com/f-35-that-crashed-off-uk-carrier-has-been-recovered-2021-12

Looks like we need a new topic.

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

so instead of being normal they did the Navy thing

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



A Festivus Miracle posted:

:yeshaha:

I don't know of any major religion that requires you to avoid getting vaccinated. Even Jehovah's Witnesses are cool with getting vaccinated (they originally weren't, but changed their rules as a reaction to loving polio). So, while sure, you can probably find a religious figure to say "god says vaccines are the mark of the beast", its not exactly religious orthodoxy.

On a further note, it was a weaselly as gently caress way for people to try to get out of getting vaccinated, after joining the military and getting vaccinated dozens of times for other diseases already.

Christian Scientists don't have an official stance on vaccines - they leave it up to the individual. Among major religions, I believe every single one actively encourages vaccination. Maybe the strictest orthodox sects don't, but religions are generally not suicide pacts.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Wasabi the J posted:

Ah yes Texas.

Known for getting their asses kicked repeatedly for a stupid hateful cause.

Apt home, really.

Y'know idk where to vent this but Vice scares me because they had such ease getting into NK, Ukraine, Russia, etc. And they did that one piece that got that dude in Portland murdered by feds.

That VICE piece got him killed? I've never heard that in the past - I know the guy was scared of talking to the press because he was afraid the police would go murder him (which is what happened), but I don't recall it being connected to the VICE piece at all. Could be wrong, and wouldn't be the first time a journalist's fuckup got someone harmed/killed.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



BIG HEADLINE posted:

I have a feeling Community Colleges are going to end up being inundated over the next decade as they're used as a de facto second and third "senior year" for the "Kovid Kidz" who got too far behind on academic development.

There is already a push happening to get rid of the SAT as a standardized test to get into undergrad. The U of California system has already abolished it.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



CainFortea posted:

When I did phone support our system would auto populate a customer's account. And doctors always had DOCTOR!!! in bold letters at the top because if you didn't say "doctor" they would lose their poo poo and take what should have been a 3 minute call and turn it into an 8 minute call.

When bars started scanning credit cards to populate a name for a tab within their POS, a lot of banks were at the time using [first initial][middle initial] [last name] - which worked out great because my first and middle initials are DR. I went a few years getting regularly called "Dr. [last name]" at bars.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Dick Burglar posted:

I mean, we're talking about muscle bros. They're basically TCC weirdos ordering "research chemicals" from China except, instead of getting high, their goal is to get ripped as gently caress. Breast milk isn't really that far out.

It's all natural.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



NightGyr posted:

Speaking of unpiloted vehicles...
https://twitter.com/Phylan/status/1517507755162148864
this is a whole different kind of dumb, but lol

I would *love* to listen in on the call to the insurance company for this one.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Jimmy Smuts posted:

What's that one Army CBT for pre-deployment training where it's literally a Choose Your Own Adventure (with videos) in a FOB? And at one point, you could choose to sexually harass women and such?
That one was like wtf

Was this the US Army or Canadian Army?

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



GD_American posted:

Must be a hell of an MRI to rack the slide.

https://www.ajronline.org/doi/full/10.2214/ajr.178.5.1781092

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Inquiring minds want to know - was the rocket motor for that missile liquid fueled or solid fueled?

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



bennyfactor posted:

I think North Korea is currently the only military with TEL-launched liquid fueled ballistic missiles. As long as a nation has (or, had) industry to make large solid fuel rockets, carrying around a bunch of liquid oxidizer in a war zone is, uh, a thing to be avoided.

That was my thought, I'm just surprised that SRBs being fielded today are still so susceptible to accidental ignition.

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Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Platystemon posted:

[US/Military/Virginia] I received a phone call this morning telling me I’m being investigated for fraudulent enlistment. (self.legaladvice)

Is this copied from somewhere, or is this about you? If it's about you, this sounds like a HIPAA question almost immediately, that would be where you want to start looking. If it's copied from somewhere, I'm not sure this counts as an idiot move - HIPAA is not an easy law to wrap your head around, and I'm not even sure how it applies to the military compared to the civilian world. That's a relatively narrow field of inquiry.

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