McNally closed the old thread because he's a tyrant Post stories about idiots or idiocy Here's a classic Mr. Bad Guy posted:Well apparently people get all in a tizzy if you allegedly disassemble your M9 on watch because you're bored. loving students running their mouths. Wish me luck! Old thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3519705
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2019 06:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 15:40 |
LtCol J. Krusinski posted:There is absofuckinglutely nothing wrong with the word Goy. It is not a bad word. It literally just means “Not Jewish” it is no more or less offensive than Gentile. Kinda like Pakeha meaning Not Maori then
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2019 04:23 |
LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Sorta, but Pakeha is more broadly meant as white New Zealander, while Goy just denotes the individual is not Jewish. Not exactly apples to apples but close enough for government work maybe? I had to double check who posted this, I wasnt expecting you to know the intricacies of kiwi slang
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2019 04:51 |
LtCol J. Krusinski posted:There is absofuckinglutely nothing wrong with the word Goy. It is not a bad word. It literally just means “Not Jewish” it is no more or less offensive than Gentile. Our resident Jew answered that already
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2019 22:14 |
My great grandfather was at Gallipoli and was wounded in the head, apparently not during combat. I can only assume it was trust game or him showing off, so I'm proud to continue the family tradition of idiocy
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 02:08 |
FrozenVent posted:This is only vaguely military adjacent because the dude is merchant marine but anyway. This is libel and slander and I'm suing your rear end
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 18:47 |
The guy never said stay calm
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 18:48 |
Flikken posted:You should have recorded it. I wasn't expecting it to go the way it did lol
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 18:52 |
Liquid Communism posted:Yeah, same reason our yearly refresher on electrical safety at work includes a video of someone eating a 480v arc flash without his PPE on. I think I've seen that one.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2020 04:40 |
o7o7o7
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 00:16 |
Motobooting
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 20:28 |
Ugly In The Morning posted:Every time Seagal comes up I always think of this Tom Segura bit: This is the best one https://youtu.be/w_l-4rAUAzQ
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 21:48 |
marry her
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2020 05:49 |
ElMaligno posted:Its close to my actual name and i call my wife "Maverik" on ocassion. Moose?
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2020 05:28 |
stinkypete posted:Since we are all Idiots and the pandemic sucks. Should we organize a Secret Santa this year or sit it out? I was intending to run it again ill start the thread mid October
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 04:37 |
Wibla posted:The nice thing about books is that you can write fiction! Tim o'Brien wrote on this in The Things They Carried, which you should read
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 02:08 |
yeah, guaranteed weekend day sounds pretty dope to 17 year old me
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 22:34 |
hey could you please not repost my work videos, tia
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2020 01:11 |
Guessing sw under the bonnet, shorted the batteries and electrical fires started
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2020 08:42 |
Looks like a combined roro-cargo vessel to me. Either way, welp.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2020 10:12 |
UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Yeah I learned to not be a judgmental dick all the time And to believe your own bullshit apparently
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2020 04:04 |
Yes but Green Wing not scrubs
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2020 23:30 |
I feel this belongs here
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2020 01:01 |
https://www.news.com.au/finance/bus...19f380eadd1f915
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2020 01:56 |
actually they banned onions altogether at first, then following a massive backlash they made those signs i got a chuckle out of it
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2020 02:05 |
GD_American posted:Fun fact- so many fuckin' people want their ashes scattered at Disney on one of the rides (Disney is firmly against it btw) that their code for it is a "HEPA Alert". It basically means bring the vacuum, someone scattered Grandpa Spokker over It's A Small World Disney people loving weird me out
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2020 09:02 |
rndmnmbr posted:Relaying this story my morning cook just told me: So they could hit poo poo.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2020 20:54 |
stevobob posted:Some jokes are worth waiting for i wouldn't hold your breath, he takes forever to type anything
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2020 21:14 |
Thats a big old yikes from me.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2020 08:06 |
Defenestrategy posted:I'd play ElMaligno's inferno. Same, but only if his character wears his USCG water wings
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2021 04:45 |
Kiwi soldiers not wanting to fall behind in the stupidity race:quote:Kiwi soldier stationed at a managed isolation facility in Auckland asked a returnee “when was the last time you've been raped?” https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/health/coronavirus/300202050/covid19-managed-isolation-soldier-spoke-of-rape-military-rule-to-scared-returnee
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 19:19 |
Scratch Monkey posted:What is a “returnee” here? Anyone who has returned to NZ and is doing their two weeks in quarantine
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2021 16:52 |
wrong thread, that loving owns
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 00:18 |
Memento posted:yeah the arsenic in it means the effects last for up to 12 hours, and can have long-term effects that are really nasty. I understand CS gas clears out of your system pretty quickly Arsenic? loving yikes
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 17:14 |
Seeing as ten years on I still have scarring on my arms from arsenic antifoul paint... yeah, loving yikes
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 17:19 |
ded posted:Yeager had a story about that. Said he saw a nazi pilot shooting up crewmen who had bailed from a bomber. He got on the guy and nipped away at him till the pilot bailed, then made drat sure he went to the ground as hamburger. https://youtu.be/Q8LVlYJ5eJU
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 19:43 |
I more just posted it because its an amazing moment, not to well actually you
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 23:12 |
Fornax
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 06:31 |
Reims is amazing too
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 17:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 15:40 |
Thats the best thing ever
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 19:37 |