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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Shooting Blanks posted:

A former friend once claimed that dozens of her clients (she worked in salons and whatnot) experienced adverse reactions to the vaccine. Went to the hospital, and several died, etc. I told her to call CNN - if the vaccine was doing that much damage, and she had that much firsthand knowledge, she'd be on the news within a day. Shockingly, she never made that call.

Real :thunk:er, that.

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Hey, does anyone have a link handy to that comic with the Sergeant giving the new boot Private his first paycheck only for the Private to immediately feed it into a "Dodge Charger" vending machine? I can't find it on GIS.

not the comic but supremely related

https://twitter.com/FlorkOfCows/status/1605052360442642434?s=20

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
SMOOTHBORE AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
The urge to Run In Place is primal and deep

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
the world will never be ready to sling code on the grid with the cyber cowboys

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
So is that a baby moose or what, the pics I've seen the fuckers before make me think a tractor trailer might not win the collision but that one seems pretty... not that huge.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

goatsestretchgoals posted:

It has happened repeatedly but the cop union was like “hey don’t upload this.”

only union in america anymore with power

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Scratch Monkey posted:

Here in PA all we have is white tail deer and mostly you see them when they throw themselves in front of your car

They're a loving pest species and while I don't generally support hunting I do support culling these irritating shits :argh:

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Khizan posted:

Yeah, it's not a surprise that the Strikebreaker's Union is the strongest union.

gently caress You Got Mine is a helluva drug

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Saul Kain posted:

Load-bearing camo net

Doesn't look like it's being used as a hammock tho

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Scratch Monkey posted:

The navy will arrive in a Chevy Suburban, the tailgate will pop open, and the marine comes out driving a Power Wheels jeep

Finally, some sensible budget cuts in procurement.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
LET'S FIGHTING LOVE

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Flikken posted:

Well, you should.

Yeah what's the point of a petty dictatorship if you aren't oppressing your enemies and regarding your sycophants? :iiam:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

ded posted:

ok grover

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

we're here to have fun man that's too far :(

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Owns imo. Release the Blade heyyyy pretty ladyyyy cut.

I could see Jerry Lewis trying to ice-skate uphill

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Carth Dookie posted:

oh my god, the yiffing is coming from INSIDE the barracks!

Has been for decades man. Doug Winger worked on the A-10's laser tracking system for god sakes!

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
I think that's more of a tumblr or henson thing more than furry. Then again there's lots of love for the FNAF designs even though they're robots, so maybe it is? poo poo's a spectrum, probably. :hmmyes:

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Scratch Monkey posted:

Terminal crayon poisoning

Wax for brains

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

GD_American posted:

is this an Army urban legend or actually happening

friend who works for the dod said they got a notice about this poo poo weeks ago so lmao

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Wasabi the J posted:

I never got my Student Loan Repayment Program due to Sallie Mae slow rolling until my first contract was up, and I lost a $10k reenlistment bonus (OCONUS!) due to someone using white out on my paperwork.

military is such a shitshow sham god drat

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
Is it weird the thing I'm most shocked by is the 'Dial 420' near the back?

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Kith posted:

is this not what marines are for

I thought they were for keeping the crayon population in check

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

shame on an IGA posted:

we gotta get Jon Bois to do something with that classic

I still wanna see someone animate the f35 canadian air force/CAS marines saga

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
Every time I'm reminded memes from my youth are lost knowledge my bones get a little dustier :corsair:

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

McGavin posted:

If you see a cougar, it isn't going to attack you. They attack from behind to try to incapacitate you before you can fight back.

So charge them to seize the advantage got it

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Yeah don't listen to that podcast, it's made by a freak pedophile serial rereg forums stalker.

:dogstare:

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
THAT'S WHY WE HAVE A LOTTA SAFETY ROOM,

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

I was still stationed at Bragg when this happened. A friend of mine was a medic with the 429th Med Company (Ambulance) and he and his partner were first responders. It was completely hosed up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4L50eMI8gY

Got that mixed up with the hotdog who overbanked a b-52 in 94 at first

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Gorilla Radio posted:

It's worth everyone's time and money to throw down the $100 or so and the weekend to take a wilderness first aid class.

Learn:
How to do splints on all limbs.
How to identify and treat various bites
How to treat environmental emergencies (heat, cold, lightning, drowning)

Back to thread topic:
I was an EMT-Advanced before going to basic, so I made myself the barracks doctor, but with actual medical experience.

A guy had caught a hot brass on 240/249 day, and had decided to treat his burn with hand sanitizer. By the time he said something to me and I examined, the infection had almost reached his armpit lymph nodes. As in there was a thin red line from the burn up his arm. I MADE him go to sick call.

And here I felt like an idiot for not realizing an ingrown hair had abscessed :stonklol:

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Only time I've blacked out from pain in my life was the debriding, do not recommend!

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
https://twitter.com/bigdaddyofnine/status/1643223889936277506

probably a thread classic but came up again and had a chuckle

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
I read SA don't I?

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
:dadjoke:

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
Would get killed trying to pet it

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

PathAsc posted:

Lmfao, lost a whole rear end jet

man the usaf has lost entire rear end strategic bombers

edit: hell that's not even the first f-35 they've lost!

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Uh, excuse me, I'll have you know that it was the Marines who lost it this time, and I'm sure they'll semper-find it!

Scenthounding in on that Crayola payload

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

roids shrink you junk which let's you cheat the coin slot too

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

this is some looney toons art

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Kith posted:

what the gently caress

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Xakura posted:

Its not a copypasta if goons discover the same post several times

The r/relationships thread regularly reposts stories, in addition to whatever goes on here.

It's against the rules of the relationships thread to repost stories there unless it's to provide a refresher for an update. That doesn't mean there isn't a lot of repetitive ones though given people are usually shitheads in similar ways :confuoot:

Is chronic lack of rear end wiping post poo poo a thing in the armed forces the way it is in reddit lady's boyfriends?

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