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Now that I've been made aware that there was an idiot thread around that I was too dumb to look for, I'm happy to report that, after sharpening my knives a little too excessively, it turns out that they are, in loving fact, sharp. Wiped down my cooking surface in the kitchen, casually shoved some things to the side and got a proper white-girl cut on my pinky. Wrapped it in kitchen towels initially to contain the mess until I figured out I still had a metric fuckton of gauze, surgical fleece, adhesive dressing, compressive bandages, wound antiseptic and iodine ointment from my last injury. So now I'm treating it like a GSW at a level I trauma center   It's me. I'm the idiot. Namaste.
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Apr 13, 2020 14:14
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The first strips of kitchen towel were basically to contain the mess and put pressure on it until I could properly treat it, but every single double-folded strip bled right through, so I went through a couple of strips. Let's not judge my post-idiocy idiocy.
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Apr 13, 2020 14:41
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I honestly don't know about my choice of term, but in my head it sounded like the equivalent to white-girl-wasted and I went with that. The cut is like an amplified papercut. You know it's not really bad, but it's gonna be annoying as hell for a while. Tip of my pinky is numb, though, so while I apparently didn't hit any tendons or other important poo poo, I struck a nerve, I guess. But boy howdy, am I ever so glad that I'm not on anti-coagulants anymore after a year and a half. I'd probably still be bleeding like a stuck pig this evening.
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Apr 13, 2020 14:53
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Wild T posted:I was on an early morning bus from Spangdahlem to Munich for Oktoberfest and I had to poo poo something fierce. It was one of those hosed-up mushy clay shits that you know is gonna be a nightmare. The only TP the bus had was that John Wayne* one-ply stuff, and I just knew I'd be wiping a bleeding rear end in a top hat and still feeling dirty afterwards if I used that. Not wanting to walk around Oktoberfest with a rocking case of monkeybutt I had to improvise. Fortunately I had a change of underwear, shirt and socks in my backpack and a Leatherman. I quickly converted the socks into strips of absorbent cottony goodness and used them to keep my O-ring sparkly. It worked surprisingly well but I weep for whoever had to pump the tank on that bus, I'm sure I hosed up the guts of it pretty bad flushing those. Let's not talk about the second half of that story for a second, but just to recap: You went full recon-style-tactical-squat...at Oktoberfest? 
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Apr 13, 2020 17:58
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Wild T posted:I mean, if by that you mean "blew up the shitter on a chartered bus to Munich and flushed a torn-up shitsock" then yeah. Oh, now it's registering. I figured for a moment that you opted out of taking a poo poo on the bus and then did your secret-squirrel business later on the actual Wiesn. I'm somewhat relieved. Not quite SOF Marine tier, but still  -tier
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Apr 14, 2020 20:29
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Hendrix on the opening menu and it gets better from there! My 4th (or 5th?) knee surgery resulted from rupturing my meniscus... ...in my sleep.
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May 9, 2020 05:18
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https://twitter.com/Salah_al_Dog/status/1349367424215359488
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Time Crisis Actor posted:I’m the idiot. I got one of those Mio energy water things to try out. I saw that it said “60mg of caffeine” and thought it might be good for a little pick me up. I squeezed out the entire bottle. Caffeine pills are like 0,2g over here and the max dose as per the label is 3 per day because anything higher wouldn't be legal for OTC, how the gently caress is A FULL GRAM in a single drinkable bottle legal? nvm lol USA
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Jun 13, 2021 05:40
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Wasabi the J posted:Not sure why not try an airframe parachute at some point. Pretty sure you just made PYF catch on fire
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Jun 21, 2021 20:19
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Awww 
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Aug 27, 2021 17:46
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pantslesswithwolves posted:So there's stolen valor, and then there's...this. But did she lie about Mypay?
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Oct 1, 2021 15:57
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Imagined posted:Edit: reuploaded from Reddit. gently caress Reddit videos. Uhmmmmm...
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Oct 19, 2021 03:52
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For the longest time, I thought "our armed forces are stupid as hell, but at least our air force doesn't have a dumb sword fetish". I no longer think that way.
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Nov 21, 2021 06:33
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shame on an IGA posted:It didn't really get purged from the culture until the F-104 pilots got carried away and kept trying to joust with the earth itself Oof
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Nov 23, 2021 05:08
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In terms of colorful swearing, Finnish is right up there with Romanian. A Romanian colleague of mine educated me on the subject a while back and she had so many extremely offensive examples that were simply not obscene or profane at all. Just really offensive. For Finnish, there's also Paska (Pasko?) Kahviikupiin which is poo poo in a coffee cup! or somesuch.
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Dec 8, 2021 09:24
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Burt posted:According to my wife, if you go to an "English" school you cannot matriculate unless you pass the Afrikaans exams and vice versa. I can only speak for 1st-4th grade on account of having lived in RSA (Durban, specifically) for six years as a kid, but I can't say this confirms any of my experiences in school (thank god). The only thing I did experience that probably factors into the things your wife had reported is that schools back in the day were incredibly authoritarian and strict, so can absolutely see abuse like that happening. Hell, outside of the uniforms, we had corporal punishment (the headmaster a bamboo cane reserved for "miscreants", which I - thankfully - never qualified as) and an "arrest room", and that was considered "discipline measures" instead of abuse. There was also full assembly in the yard every morning where we'd sing the "school song" and whatnot. All this poo poo seemed normal to me as a kid, and only occurred to me as being super hosed up in retrospect.
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Dec 9, 2021 06:42
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FB reminded me of this piece of felonious Joe-art in my hometown 9 years ago
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Dec 17, 2021 14:14
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Whichever German officer instructed that yank to operate an MG3 did not teach him to check/clear that way. Like, at all. /edit: or fire bursts of any length above 1 second, for that matter Yeah, it's fun, but MG3 barrels can be Divas like that and heat up somethin' fierce Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Dec 23, 2021 |
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Dec 23, 2021 14:29
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I don't get it. :hi5:
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Jan 8, 2022 06:06
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Wingnut Ninja posted:ninja edit: nevermind, not worth it Wingnut Nijon't.
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Jan 8, 2022 19:19
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Absurd Alhazred posted:What does Comrade Blyatlov have to do with a dead dog? I was stuck at the exact same question, even after realizing ded responded to the "I'm ded" quote, because I thought there must have been an in-joke regarding 2F and the dead dog line.
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Jan 9, 2022 06:05
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Thread owns
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CainFortea posted:Is the iron cross still awarded in the german military? Nope, there were some yokels that petitioned to get it awarded again because HERITAGE NOT HATE, but even despite the fact that it existed even before WW1, our DoD wouldn't touch it. They came up with a new award called the Ehrenkreuz der Bundeswehr für Tapferkeit as an equivalent to the US MoH, and made all the Wehraboos real mad-like.  So yeah, that idiot with the tat just straight up got the old version of the iron cross and is full of poo poo. Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Jan 25, 2022 |
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Jan 25, 2022 11:58
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Between Flutruxklan, Dumbkirk, and a couple of others in the past weeks I've been chuckling quite a bit at them idiot puns.
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Feb 7, 2022 05:59
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BIG HEADLINE posted:If anything, the reintroduction of PzV/IVs back into the game through special events has made this play more viable in the lower tiers. It has been a viable strat in lower tiers even since the introduction of the Warcrime Panther a long while ago. It may be one tier higher, but is 5 tons heavier while also having better ground resistances and thus better effective acceleration/speed than its tier 6 cousin while still getting pref matchmaking. Though I assume the PzV/IV A balances this out by seen even squishier tanks more frequently.
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Feb 18, 2022 05:08
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cult_hero posted:So which one of y'all were posting M1 specs to show how the Abrams can totally take out 2 Merkeva at night with a down facing angle? If you think a bunch of dinguses posting about ramming things in pixeltanks for shits 'n giggles is peak WoT-forumsposting... ...I have such sights to show you.
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Feb 18, 2022 06:41
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We're not even calling it "Luchs 120" or "Luchs 2.0" anymore, we're just going with a straight anglicism to appease our imperialist overlords smdh
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Feb 19, 2022 06:24
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No, but it can werf Nebel.
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Feb 19, 2022 08:21
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I assume this exact situation may quite possibly happen in the boardroom at Rheinmetall. Guy stumbles in mumbling about .50BMG, realizes it's the wrong room before leaving, and six months later, the Lynx 120 has another turret mounted M2
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Feb 19, 2022 11:15
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Is there more of this dingus? I crave more.
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Mar 4, 2022 06:44
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Wasabi the J posted:Ah yes Texas. Come again?
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Mar 4, 2022 07:39
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I'm gonna need some details on how you fought that tree.
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Mar 20, 2022 07:40
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Non-military, but I do believe this video contains an idiot: https://twitter.com/benjancewicz/status/1505540722006626308
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Mar 20, 2022 20:30
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not caring here posted:Someone should've told him that the Dukes of Hazzard stunts they had about 500 pounds in the trunk. It seems like Alex Choi was involved, so it's probably safe to say absolutely no-one in that crowd told him not to do this illegal thing that will generate stupid amounts of clout & clicks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-zeSEOanvI
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Mar 21, 2022 16:31
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I graduated summa cum laude and I demand to be accorded the cum part in any form of address. 
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Mar 31, 2022 04:00
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But I like the cum part 
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Mar 31, 2022 04:06
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Jokes aside, sister in the op is technically correct, though the phrasing (without her follow-up clarification) is really a bit unfortunate.
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Would it make a compound word? Deutscherauchenmeister? semi-non-compound. Deutscher Räuchermeister.
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