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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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a post in the other-other idiots thread reminded me of this one

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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yeah, i think it's slightly hosed up to bring an entire human life into the world to dodge a draft which you support

but of course they were probably already considering having a child and just moved the timetable forward

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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clipping this for my collection of 3rd amendment caselaw

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Hobo on Fire posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again: sailors should not be allowed to touch firearms.

oh so when the guns get smaller they become more dangerous? :rolleye:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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MomJeans420 posted:

Is wanting to be dirty a common pit thing? My pit mix will 100% make it a point to go roll in the dirt after a bath if you don't lock her inside, and she tried to jump and roll onto a piece of dog poo poo in the park the other day.

she mistook it.........for you!!

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Syrian Lannister posted:

I tell people I played volleyball for my active time, and humped a 60

six tens or ten sixes? i'm impressed either way.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Is funny, idiot, war crime the new “Marry, gently caress, kill.” ?

at least for this thread

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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PathAsc posted:

Fucks sake, idiots like this are why I don't go to public ranges and made my own at the farm.

I can't wait for Bernie to win and all these "manly men" start wailing and gnashing their teeth about how the trump didn't have enough time to shine

some of them will try to kill him, op

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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:rolldice: "the illusion dissipates and you see an even less consequential argument"

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Casimir Radon posted:

I've thought that our doofus new guy was too immature to be a dad since I met him. He had CPS talk to him last year because he slapped his toddler son in an Applebees. Now apparently his wife is cracking under the pressure of raising a kid she wasn't at all prepared for, and ended up on a 72 hour hold in a mental health clinic. I don't see any of this ending well.

:stonklol:

happy holidays

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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it could be a gopher tortoise, which are at risk of becoming endangered, which would really gently caress training exercises in their habitats

https://twitter.com/70Hdude/status/1237492444876255232

e: beaten, but, it's good

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Flying_Crab posted:

OTOH I’ve witnessed a deer get lit up, cooked and eaten on a 240 range before.

what's the opposite of protected? deer are that, i think

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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it's not a flu

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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the people who are vulnerable to it spend a lot of time trying to figure out exactly what is the best thing to do. not necessarily anal people, but anxious about their own worth, correctness, and ethicalness. some are compulsive do-gooders. it was essentially a troll laser-targeted on people like that, to give them the unwanted thought that actually all of their careful calculations about Effective Altruism and what-all might not matter at all, and that some unseen god had turned their attention on them and was displeased with their actions. they reacted to this fear in a very human way.

and yes, very up their own rear end. read https://reducing-suffering.org/ for a sad laugh or two.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Casimir Radon posted:

We had our Vice Wing Commander get caught loving an enlisted girl, on base, in a car. They were going to cover it up until both spouses threatened to tell the local media.

"you are under no obligation to love your leadership"

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Volmarias posted:

If your last poo poo makes it high enough that no one else can poo poo, does that make you King of poo poo Mountain?

it's less "can" than "will."

it's a game of poo poo-chicken.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Hyperlynx posted:

Like, describing something bad as "gay" is lovely to do because there's nothing bad about being gay, and that usage implies that there is. But the particular Australian usage is more like if people just decided to start using "fag" instead of "dude" for absolutely everyone regardless of orientation or gender or how you actually feel about the person.

huh. channers used to do exactly that. Australia is the 4chan of countries.

it was even founded by deportees.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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50fA also posted creative writing in a few threads in the Traditional Games forum. There's the same mix of opinions of him there as here.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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https://twitter.com/jkass99/status/1282019772796829696

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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the obvious question is: what movie did he watch that made him want to enlist?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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i only know civilian furries but they match with many of the legends i have heard of AF Intel

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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I was recently listening to a radio story concerning the history and current state of US eugenics programs, fun way to make yourself sick on a Tuesday night.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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The Rat posted:

e: I am greatly amused that the body's white blood cells start eating sperm after you've been snipped a while, so it's very literally like the Goya painting

They do that all the time, in as much as you're producing sperm all the time and they have a limited lifespan.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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The US Military Is Using Online Gaming to Recruit Teens


Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Cyrano4747 posted:

So what is that supposed to be? Because I can’t figure out anything but the obvious :dong:

it's a hawk, the axe-blades are wings, and you can see the thin line implying a beak and eyes

no feet though, maybe it's a fired round with hawk and axe features? too busy, 7/10.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Wingnut Ninja posted:

Look at it this way, at least no one suffocated.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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LingcodKilla posted:

The year changed

at least he didn't mention his wife by name, so he can keep it relevant

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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mlmp08 posted:

Walk up, headlock the idiot, draw, tap tap.

lol :sbahj:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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thr first few times i saw that picture, i assumed it was arranged like a side-holster tilted forward a bit, so the barrel was pointing back past your ear, but i guess that would be too easy to fall out.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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SquirrelyPSU posted:

Hope you put less time trying to solve this problem than I did.

this hit me hard

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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LingcodKilla posted:

There’s a commander in my reserve unit who was a prior pilot before going intel. He’s still an airline pilot. He’s this tiny really boring analytical talking wall flower. Anyways apparently his mil call sign was “sex panther” or just “panther”.

Who knows, it’s not like I can go check logs.

that's the name of the chemical-warfare-grade cologne in Anchorman, so maybe he smelled real bad one time

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Wingnut Ninja posted:

It's fun to watch the credits for Top Gun and compare the callsigns of the characters to the callsigns of the actual pilots who flew for the flight footage. The characters are all these super cool sounding ones and the real pilots are stuff like "Booger" and "Muffins".

is "goose" cool?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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not doing any favors by referring to the governor by name when the subject is racism imo

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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how did he "lose" the cart? i never understood that part.

e: i can understand abandoning it after it became immobile, but that's never the language i've seen used

e2: vvv lol, i see

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Oct 30, 2020

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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https://twitter.com/ejacqui/status/1327713687814221824

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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commendable leadership and communication skills, yadda yadda, promote ahead of peers

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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folks are desperate for social contact :shrug:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Comrade Blyatlov posted:

So they could hit poo poo.

:randvince:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Godholio posted:

Bullshit. They're just relaxed right now because the rest of the country doesn't give a gently caress about their pocket of control.

yeah, this exactly. mormonism is the first settler-colonial religion, you're even promised your own land when you die virtuously. a whole planet's worth!

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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GD_American posted:

(frantically pages Google News for a subject-changer article)

https://twitter.com/JackMurphyRGR/status/1470794275038412814

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