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boy that sure does look like a lot of rust down there.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 22:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 06:00 |
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big dong wanter posted:Semi related question: Airforce has AFOSH (Air Force Occupational Health & Safety) but most the time they just essentially put their own cover letter onto the OSHA guidelines and call it a day.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 16:25 |
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I was stationed at Robins AFB and I can promise you filming that was the only positive thing to happen to anyone there over the course of them being stationed there. I cannot describe what an awful place it is; I was in combat comm so it was even worse. No mission, no purpose, no equipment, no guidance from leadership, but as much micromanagement as you can get. I kept my head down but everytime I hear a story about the place it involves suicide, infidelity, or international drug smuggling / dealing.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 01:12 |
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Cythereal posted:So, I am a civilian working at a small university in an office job. A new guy who just got hired for our department was here today doing all the HR and paperwork he needs before he officially starts next week, and we treated him to a coffee and donuts meet'n'greet with the department. It comes up that he's ex-Army, former enlisted. Was expecting the twist to be that he was the pissing corporal.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 00:11 |
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Almost threw a mouse through someones skull while wigging out before a vacation because the base security office needed me to sign a terrorism briefing for a trip to loving Japan; coworkers had done to scotch tape over my chip trick and I couldn't sign the bullshit piece of paper preventing me from vacation the Friday before I was leaving. Think they quickly realized I was not in the mood for it and told me what was up. Now I work by myself in a workshop with no windows and cipher locked doors that no one has access too. If I didn't need the CAC at the gate I'd hot glue that fucker into the keyboard.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 20:25 |
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stinkypete posted:I had to stop myself the other day when asking a new guy if he had a cable stretcher. He told me he didn't so I just told him who to talk to that would fix his problem. Getting old either sucks or gets better I guess. At my first base, months out of tech school, an RF Transmission guy came over to ask if we had a cable stretcher. I told him he we didn't, and I was pretty sure those didn't exist (outside of bicycle repair!) and that they were just loving with him on a snipe hunt. The sergeants in my shop lovely with me and told me to help look, or something like that, so I just sat in the back room of the shop with the tools for about ten minutes before returning, pretending to have looked everywhere. Then they had a good laugh at How Well They Got Me. That was among the reasons why Kunsan taught me to never ever trust anyone else in the military, and to always expect the worst from the people supposedly there to help me.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 14:07 |
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Should tank drivers have seat belts or would that only slow them down when trying to evac and the tank shouldn't be flipping and poo poo to require it?
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 20:41 |
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Its not even stretching the cable. Its just holding onto it and pushing the lever thingy back
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2021 19:07 |
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why don't people have weird and funny lookin faces like that anymore
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 05:24 |
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piL posted:Edit: I don't think he has a weird face, but I probably have a weird face. No, as far as weird old timey faces go his is fairly normal. Several of the rest of those suggestions fit in well with theories around the effects of Neoliberalism recreating every facet of its subjects' existence in its own image tho
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 15:49 |
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Does viewing / sharing that link count as spreading classified / sensitive information around?
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# ¿ May 28, 2021 20:33 |
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They should invent those guns from Final Fantasy The Spirits Within that shoot a gelatinous cube into the ground that then they land safely in.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2021 20:57 |
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Vengarr posted:
Oh hey thats my hometown! The village got 3,000 people in as of 2010. Photo must be staged, doubt that loving yokel knows how to read the words on the door let alone figure out what it means.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 01:15 |
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My IoT story is that I have an NFC chip injected into my hand and one time at a work party I had playfully flee from a twink as he tried to push code to my hand via his phone. That was somewhere between my second and fourth 40 so I may be misremembering.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 14:34 |
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Nystral posted:Ok but why do you have an NFC chip in your hand? Same reason I installed neodymium into my finger tips shortly after: why not?* *Well I mean it IS cool but also I had rapidly plummeting mental health while stationed in Warner-Robins and I think it was ultimately one of those "body mods as a way to assert control over ones body" type things. The neodymium comes in handy at work as a way to find out if things still have live power or not; I can feel the electromagnetic fields now! Got the chip installed at a tattoo parlor in near the base (terrible idea, I know). The tattoo artist was open carrying a pistol and kept practicing his quick draw in the mirror and was convinced the government would be able to track me despite me explaining that it A) only has what code I put on it and B) has a read/write range of a few centimeters.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 20:26 |
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Casimir Radon posted:So what happens if you need an MRI? After explaining some of this to the hand doctor at the VA (where they were treating me for rock climbing injuries which I guess they cover) she said, after the usual long pause and blank stare of bewilderment I usually get when talking to doctors, that the VA could take them out if I wanted or needed to. Might take the one out of my right hand cause it does get in the way, but, I spent like $110 on these and I don't want to waste my investment. Others with them installed have said the MRIs with them in either felt like really intense vibration but fine, or was extremely painful. My current plan is to simply not need an MRI.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 20:48 |
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bird food bathtub posted:MRIs are not always well planned out as in emergency situations the patient may not be conscious to give those kinds of details. Maybe they do a pre-screening X-ray that might catch it? I dunno, ER stuff happened after I was done with the patient. Then I won't be awake to feel what happens and its fine, or the pain wakes me up, which seems good in the context of being too unconscious to consent to an MRI.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 21:05 |
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GD_American posted:Two things come to mind about chipped people- first, one of Bill Burr's best bits Love to get The Big SUCC from Satan.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 22:20 |
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not caring here posted:Is... is neodymium toxic? Its coated in some bioproofing so that I don't get hosed up by it and my body doesn't gently caress it up either. Its a too way street! Comrade Blyatlov posted:Um.... what's the point of having neodymium in your hands? Its a new sensory input and therefore cool as hell. Comes in handy at work and its neat to walk down the streets and know when I'm above a transform or something in NYC or feel the pulsing of the breaks on the trains in Tokyo
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2021 02:06 |
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Source4Leko posted:There's almost as easy and far safer ways of doing this. No this is the only way.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2021 16:56 |
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Just got the game this week and I can't stop wondering in this future why EVERYONE chooses to be a cyborg instead of just have regular eyeballs or whatever given how easy (realistic!) it is to gently caress with cyberware remotely. I got additional lenses put into my eyes as well (lol fuckin eyes too dog poo poo for just the lasik) and if they could've offered cybereyes I'd have to think long and hard about how much I want cyber eyes versus knowing that they would be super vulnerable.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2021 21:58 |
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`Nemesis posted:no, the closest you can get right now is a modern pacemaker. doctors can connect to them wirelessly, but they don't talk to the internet at all. as to how robust the security is for that connection may be a matter of concern, but probably not a realistic one for the average person. I remember learning about this from the first Watch Dogs; makes sense in a way because how do you push new firmware or making setting changes or get info from it without it? Surgery? gently caress watch dogs tho.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 20:06 |
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Shooting Blanks posted:What's wrong with Watch Dogs? I never played the first one but the second was fine, albeit very much an Ubisoft game. Bland game with the usual awful Ubisoft writing, entire mission arc in the middle that leads to nothing and kills pacing, unlikable scumbag protagonist who is both the source of all his own problems in the game and yet utterly convinced he is the victim, weird ableism around a dude putting an evil master villain cause his one leg got busted and now he needs a leg brace, general aura of racism, weird sex-trafficking plot that goes nowhere and becomes just another collectable, privacy invasion mission that just reveals everyone in the city is a monster and consistently has at least one foot in Dark and Edgy poo poo Man, main character very clearly used to be an estranged husband instead of a brother leading to weird poo poo with his son-nephew, uuuuuuuh bland gameplay whose hacking is just a general fancy use button, etc. Chip Cheezum has an excellent LP of the first game if you're curious.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2021 18:51 |
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Internet Wizard posted:Watch Dogs 1 also had some really obvious moments where a scene from an earlier draft of the story was left into the game, and it gave some scenes with his sister and nephew a really weird vibe because it really seems like an earlier draft of the script had them being divorced spouses instead of siblings. "Jackson's got a lot of his uncle in him."
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2021 14:06 |
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I'm an confused old man someone explain to me who is getting owned and why and who the good person to root for here is and who I should dislike thanks in advanced xoxoxo
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2021 18:28 |
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okay so smoking on the patrol might be bad but what about smoking in the smoke pit at an air national guard base in Wyoming is that bad or is that cool????
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2021 00:02 |
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MrUnderbridge posted:You're in an ANG setting in Wyoming. I'm actually at a (GS-11) position in Cali ANG "base" but I thought Wyoming would sell the pseudo-goof better
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2021 00:40 |
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Putting money down on proudly owning anime body pillows being the new fad to Own the Taliban. We live in a dumb enough timeline for that to happen, please let it happen.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 20:11 |
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When I'm on the flightline sometimes the control tower gives me and my truck the right of way to hover-taxiing helos so I'd say helos and I are equal in our worth; an uneasy alliance.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 14:27 |
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If he has good enough ASVAB scores and can contract into a good nerd job in Comm and is dedicated to doing 4 years and getting the gently caress out, he could get out with associates and / or bachelors degree done, free training in a skill set desirable outside of the military, and the GI bill. Thats doing it all optimal and trying to wring all the wealth out of the service he can get. Thats more or less what I did (well, 5.5 years) and I'm a GS-11 with a very high chance of becoming a GS-12 soon. Granted, if its a teen thinking positively, optimistically, about JROTC and enlisting than the kid isn't going to do the optimal military speedrun and is instead going to end up a crew chief in Minot. I say coach him on how to rob the service for all he can and live like a king on the disability-UBI money.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 03:20 |
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Is it actually a dude? Maybe like, a bronze statue or something?
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 04:31 |
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I needed to get out of the military about half a year early in order to get over to Japan in time for the start of the school year so I could be an English teacher; did a ton of asking around and found out that there is just an option in one of the vMPF drop-down menus to request a change in contract or something. A little calendar appeared, I got to choose my new date of separation, and just got the commander to sign the paperwork and that was that. Fully completed contract, honorable discharge, and all that. Felt loving real good.GD_American posted:When I went to Basic Training... When I went through Keesler and the Comm school house there was a guy who had been there for like. . . . maybe two years-ish? Maybe more? He was under investigation for having child porn so he was trapped in purgatory forever. His new computer had 4 (maybe fix or six?) monitors. He had kendo swords that some of us hosed around with (and killed an exit sign with). Papercraft models all over the place. They had in working the front desk every single day since there was nothing else for him to do. My tech school was about 9~ months long and that felt like an eternity. My disgusting roommate from Alabama who never showered and spent all his money on chucky dolls, terrible tattoos, and a lovely muscle car gave up on trying to make it through tech school and just wanted to get out as quickly as possible. The separation process kept him there for well after the time he would been there if had just graduated. Its not like tech school is that hard.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 19:33 |
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Hotel Kpro posted:Around 2010? Dude named Jones? Owned a yellow BMW? pkells posted:Was that the 338th? Because I was there around the same time, and feel like that sounds familiar. Granted, I seem to remember multiple cases of comm airmen getting busted for CP either at Keesler or later at Shaw. Ya, it was the 338th. I was there starting from late 2009 to mid 2010 and I want to say his last name was something like "Faygen" or "Faegen"? Fun thing, I was trying to hunt down some information for one of my systems and ended up speaking with a systems manager who used to be one of my school house teachers! Introduced myself on the phone and he was like "Wait, [First Name] [Last Name]? Former enlisted? Went to school in 2009". Very tense moment for me as I assume no one has positive memories of me from those days (that may be paranoia, however)
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 14:07 |
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Astoundingly brazen. Did it work? Did he not get in trouble for uh, blasting through a manned checkpoint? Seems like a pretty big one there.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2021 19:10 |
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Godholio posted:The religious exemption path seems to be restricted enough to actually filter out the bullshit. Also almost every major organized church represented in the US has openly said "get jabbed." I knew a guy in Korea who had Jedi on his dogtags as his official religion, would "meditate" at work (nap, I guess), and got the world-class amazing seamstresses to make him a episode 1 jedi padawan outfit instead of a quickass knock off suit like everyone else. I really thought he was like, 18 or 19 but I guess he was at or almost his 30s. Just something your post reminded me of.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2021 02:47 |
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Look my shop and the ATC guys just got "new" (to us) printers and we're on top of the loving world. Impressed the GS-13 by figuring out to repair printers once or twice but I was running out of tricks and their feeder-roller was so worn down you could see the width of the paper we used in the contrast. I need to use my CAC to do anything know but a semi-functional printer is better than none printer.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 02:43 |
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Crab Dad posted:No ticket no help. Who needs a ticket when you know the code to Comm Flight's side-door and can just walk right in and directly harass them / have sweet talked the nerds into giving you their admin passwords?
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2021 18:20 |
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Robert Facepalmer posted:Not gonna lie, those 'coming soon' images with the pink background would make hype avatars. Those have to be some sort of like, "Captain Libtard!" """funny""" strawman persona for fake rants, right?
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 20:13 |
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Boy those are some baggy pants. oh man the collar has its own collar! Look . . .I don't hate it as a fantasy space uniform but I do hate it as a thing that exists and will be worn by gently caress up space sgts and nerds. Wrr fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Sep 22, 2021 |
# ¿ Sep 22, 2021 02:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 06:00 |
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They should get rid of the tie.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2021 15:27 |