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Flying_Crab posted:Basically an idiot (the marine) told him a piece of information was at a lower classification than it actually was, so he inadvertently put information on a system/network that it should not have been on. They're both idiots, lol at not verifying the class and blindly doing it.
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Tythas posted:So I won't go into specifics on this one, but imagine a large TS SCIF that has many cubicles in it and they all have NIPR phones with no push to talk buttons on them as well as no way to indicate that someone is using a NIPR phone. Lol
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Aug 6, 2019 16:21
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Ataxerxes posted:Life, Liberty and a Fursuit of happiness. If the title wasn't already perfect, this would be pretty good
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Aug 14, 2019 12:24
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M_Gargantua posted:Now I’m wondering how micheal bay hasn’t come up with big titty transformers whose armor gets blown off bit by bit. To Michael Bay, explosions are titties and lens flare is full frontal nudity.
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Aug 19, 2019 17:42
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Hollow Talk posted:We weren't talking about getting rid of hurricanes?!
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Aug 31, 2019 17:15
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I think I had in here that one of my boots grabbed a mustang at 23%, which we promptly hauled back to the dealership. I know it's def not the highest, but was the highest I'd seen.
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Aug 31, 2019 23:07
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Valtonen posted:My fellow gunner from another platoon had his loader Pv2 get married to a girl he barely knows and his driver buy a 2018 camry with APR of 25 (total costs coming to 37k) on the week before gunnery and neither of them told of their winner choices until after gunnery. Holy gently caress lol The dude that sold my idiot a car was a retired MSgt. I know that no one here is surprised.
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Sep 1, 2019 00:05
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Oh look, it's that one guy in the platoon that you know is going to beat the poo poo out of his significant other this weekend AGAIN because they didn't want to watch CSI LA
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Sep 1, 2019 08:14
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Proud Christian Mom posted:And a new generation of enlisted is born Username post combo
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Sep 2, 2019 15:06
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King of Bees posted:Swcc, lol
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Oct 19, 2019 01:11
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loving lol, what the hell did she expect What does anyone expect when they put nudes anywhere in the world?
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Nov 13, 2019 20:44
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Internet Wizard posted:Not to be sexually harassed by fellow marines, probably. Please point out where I was victim blaming, aside from the fact that the individual literally enabled this to happen by posting pictures to a pay site for money. My whole point is "don't put your pictures anywhere ever because this is what happens" The stupid is everyone involved. Every idiot who has ever sent a dick pic is just as goddamn dumb. It's 2019 and no one has learned that there is little to nothing that guarantees privacy. Just like the idiots sharing the ~paid content~ all over the place are dumb for participating in the spread of it. The world is connected more than ever, and it's not a secret. These things continue to happen, and that doesn't absolve either side from being culpable. I fail to see how making fun of idiots that put sensitive information on the internet and are then surprised that it gets out its suddenly bad. This isn't a case of "someone made a deepfake of me".
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Nov 13, 2019 23:15
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chitoryu12 posted:Maybe we should make it easier for a single mom to survive on her work paycheck without needing to sell nudes and then simultaneously tell her she can't do that. The USA is full of idiots that think that the current inflation rates are fine even though wages are still stuck in the 70's. These idiots vote, always. There should be no reason to have to resort to working gigs or two+ jobs or selling pics to get by.
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Nov 13, 2019 23:17
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Internet Wizard posted:No really, it’s nice to feel nostalgic for the Marines United days when I had to sit in a bunch of discussion groups where a MSgt calmly explained how it was the women’s fault and definitely not the male marines that can’t be trusted with a picture let alone a rifle. What does it matter male or female? I said everyone involved was dumb, it's stupid at all levels. This is no less dumb than Pvt elbow dick getting dunked on for sending a picture of his weird fruit salad on snapchat.
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Nov 13, 2019 23:29
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Platystemon posted:They are simultaneously more dumb, because they aren’t getting paid for their photos, and less dumb, because men rarely face consequences for dick pics. I don't know, maybe I'm the outlier because the units I was with definitely did not smile on anyone sending/posting any type of risqué photo to anyone and they made it known up front. We gave indoc briefs about it to all personnel, and it was mentioned at least yearly. I honestly don't see what the big deal is about nudity, but whatever. As long as the majority of the world considers it sacred ground it'll always have some stigma attached to it.
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Nov 13, 2019 23:39
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BIG HEADLINE posted:
We could make tons of QoL improvements to the entire nation by taking funds from DARPA. It could easily fully fund entire programs and a UBI but lol we need to spend trillions on the 98% of their projects that fail. Goddammit
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Nov 14, 2019 01:02
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pantslesswithwolves posted:I just realized that SEAL with the backwards optic is actual loving war criminal Eddie Gallagher, he should have fixed the reversed optic by simply turning the weapon around on himself.
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Nov 19, 2019 16:30
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I love my wet prez expecting a war criminal to serve him the next election on a silver platter Hell, considering his voting base, it'll work on them just fine
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Wild T posted:Do this but they're all dudes, in the same outfits Hell yeah chitoryu12 posted:I just talked to a customer at the USMC and I want to know if he's bullshitting me. If it's at small unit level it could honestly be "some idiot who doesn't understand comms made a rule" There's lots of that to go around
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Nov 26, 2019 21:10
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BUG JUG posted:Yeah but was it a crusty E-7 or an idiot O-5 that decided to ban all .net addresses? Trick question: both of those people came up with it and held an all hands brief at 1700 on a Friday to explain why for 3 hours
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Nov 27, 2019 00:53
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Milo and POTUS posted:The cumulative IQ of everybody who owns this shirt the world over has got to be close to room temperature If that room is a shed in the polar north with no air handling system or insulation, sure
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Nov 27, 2019 18:01
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Fucks sake, idiots like this are why I don't go to public ranges and made my own at the farm. I can't wait for Bernie to win and all these "manly men" start wailing and gnashing their teeth about how the trump didn't have enough time to shine
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Nov 27, 2019 22:46
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loving nobles.
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EBB posted:i want the government to take away your guns aubrey Loving the "my kids do headshots" Yeah, real great teaching there you gently caress. It bothers me that these people breed. E: I bet he's one of those dipshits who puts slugs/non-frangibles in a home defense gun. I have such a tangible hate for irresponsible/wilfully ignorant gun owners PathAsc fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Nov 28, 2019 |
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Nov 28, 2019 05:13
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That thread is so good
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Memento posted:
Sorry you don't like my car, maybe you should 'rah harder devil dog
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Midjack posted:But Captain Picard! Has a chair
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Dec 28, 2019 17:22
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The robot had a cool glowing spine when it did sex, and that made my dumb lizard brain happy. Good enough for me
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Viva Miriya posted:What? I'm forgetting poo poo then. What? Episode 1 
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Dec 29, 2019 01:38
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I thoroughly enjoyed failson getting fat as hell in the one season and sweating profusely every episode like he was going to have a heart attack any second
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Evil SpongeBob posted:Maybe Lowtax could use that glowing spine.
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Don't think I've shared these ones before: Good ol MCMAP, I thoroughly enjoyed instructing. Was doing a 3v1 against two of my new guys and one experienced. The whole idea was presenting the idea of a clusterfuck and conserving energy when outnumbered and passing attention to your surroundings on both sides of the engagement. We take it to the ground, ball up, got two on me, and my smallest guy is just behind his comrades and gets super excited. Grabs an ankle that he thought was mine, and starts twisting hard. It's the other new guy, so one down due to not paying attention. Now I can totally understand being lost in the moment, but the other thing was he just went balls out. Could've hurt someone bad had he not snapped out of it when the guy tapped violently and yelped. Story 2: In the sandbox with 96% of our detachment being reserves. They do ammo counts weekly. One guy gets the bright idea to put his name on all his rounds. In the lack of positive control of weapons, one dude forgets his magazines. He borrows mr round namers magazines to go out. They never reconcile ownership and weekly inspection occurs. Named rounds are found, and they assume dude that borrowed the magazines had named the rounds because he was going to off the other guy. Good times ensue as they have to explain wtf happened and why. This took all loving day because lol idiots, and the Plt Sgt was an oxygen thief of the highest order. E: forgot the Company 1st Sgt was a big fan of mandatory PT on top of the bunker in full view and completely exposed. That poo poo got shut down at our level, but she still did it for a bit with her crew until she somehow got rotated out iirc. gently caress was that deployment dumb PathAsc fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Dec 29, 2019 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:How many rounds was this? Because after a while it must seem like he really wanted that mother fucker dead Every goddamn one in every magazine. He ended up scrubbing them all off. I want to say we all deployed with six mags, so 180 rounds. It was a long weekend for dude.
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Godholio posted:Honestly I'm just glad someone gave enough of a poo poo to dig into it. This is the same guy that *needed* to smell the bore of my rifle to make sure I didn't shoot at a bus in TQ while I was in mortaritaville for a week. He was loving stupid.
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Icon Of Sin posted:Is contractor idiocy fair game? Found in the OSHA thread: Hell yes it is. Especially since it's in the 'stan
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Bored As gently caress posted:Hey guys lets "secure" an area, build a bunch of schools, and then move most of the NATO troops out so the area becomes so unstable no one's sending their kids to school, then the ANA or ANP sets up base in the school, then the school gets destroyed by the Taliban. Can't make profit on schools, duh 
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piL posted:Why you coming home, five in the morn'? Somethings going on. This is gold 
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Dec 31, 2019 19:06
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Eulogistics posted:"Oh poo poo, the President just chose the stupid as gently caress option that he was never supposed to choose." Sorry fam, but can't touch the nobles. This is the way of things. Unless we start making guillotines again 
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Milo and POTUS posted:Have you considered getting him c4 for christmas He's just going to eat it anyway
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pantslesswithwolves posted:That needs to be added to the OP. Definitely
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