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Icon Of Sin posted:Moron #3: a bn XO gets caught putting porn on SIPRNet. Not just “someone found it, and traced it back to where it came from”, but “got caught watching it and beating off in his office by his commander”. This was in Afghanistan, and he was relieved ( TS/SI/NOPORN
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nullscan posted:Just need to forward that ppt to 69420 ISR/All so the whole squadron gets their NIPR PCs and accounts locked down until everything is sterilized. Two of my happier weeks in garrison were my shop lost our NIPR accounts/PCs after a deployed crew did something similar. The investigation was slow going since there was a nine-hour time zone difference between units. I'm told it would have gone on a few weeks longer if someone didn't find a clever way to pin it on an entirely different unit - apparently someone else burned similar information a few days prior without getting noticed, so at the time of our incident it was technically not a breach.
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Smiling Jack posted:I had a Jewish neighbor who described WW2 as a "good time" because he loved killing Nazis. He also went AWOL to Switzerland and fought Swiss cops, escaped back over the Swiss border and banged a bunch of "red Cross girls" after the surrender before being demoted and shipped home. Do what you love and you never work a day in your life. The way things are going he might get the chance to relive his glory days! 
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If anybody ever runs into an air force 1LT nicknamed 'Flash' Gordon, you'll find a similar story awaits you at the other end.
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Operating environment actively rewards it. We're living in the prequel to some sort of bizzaro world war two with the same teams, but they've switched sides.
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I remember being ordered not to read wikileaks or the snowden dump stuff, does that apply in this instance? Keyhole discussions in the smoke pit like it ain't no thang?
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chitoryu12 posted:Wikileaks is public. If a Google search can find it, read it. No doubt...it wasn't a very good order, but it was an order all the same.
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MomJeans420 posted:Do you think that's supposed to be him on his back, or tribute to someone who died? My money's on the latter. The mortality rate of overweight MPs is probably pretty high up there.
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A Bad Poster posted:Well, you know, no war but class war. Many wars including the class war. Eat some, but not all, rich. Namaste.
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https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article235563497.html https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20190927/military-officer-at-mar-a-lago-disciplined-for-lying-during-child-porn-investigation BLUF: SSgt posted to Mar a Lago uses his real name and MOS as his handle for uploading pictures of an underage relative in her underwear to a russian child porn website, and linked the account to his government issued cell phone. quote:"The worst punishment I could receive is losing my position in the service," said Ciccarella, who enlisted when he was 19. dumb gently caress. Guest2553 fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Sep 28, 2019 |
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If the civil war chuds want to see so much ever plays out, it'll just be untold hours of Fedayeen Trump convoys eating hellfires in mx-15 monochrome.
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CainFortea posted:It's not like he has any other frame of reference, plus all the adults talking about how important it is. Yeah, you don't just wake up one morning and go from zero inventing a machine to extract oil from Iraqi children. That fundamentally flawed broken view of the world has to be cultivated at a tender age.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Let out an audible oh goooood WHOA just had a flashback to college playing some F2P MMO (I couldn't afford WoW like my roommate  ). Anyways, I'm grouped up with some randos when a 'master chief' blows up on someone for besmirching his honor or some garbage. Another party member calls bullshit, making the master chief back down and admit he's just JROTC. The party member turned out to be a cadet at one of the service academies, and started to give 'leadership' lessons while everybody else was telling them both to shut the gently caress up. Pop quiz: Who's the bigger idiot in this story? Answer: me for signing up after getting a sneak peak of the future 
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Seems fair that on his next (real) deployment, he gets a bottle of cat pills instead of plates to put in his carrier.
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A few years ago my local med group's general incompetence caused them to retroactively label an acute injury-induced event a chronic MEB-able condition. After some months of dick-dance I got back on flying status and went on a chill deployment for a few weeks. At my next PHA they got all pissy about me flying til they realized a) they hosed up by letting me go with what they claimed was a grounding condition, and b) I was about to PCS and they could just sweep it under the rug. Which they did. I was kinda pissed it happened but didn't want to bring attention to it so 
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Flying_Crab posted:Seems like a dumb app but a mostly overblown fear considering the probably hundreds of other ways everyone is being tracked by apps, social media, etc. At least one of the guys has done a risk assessment of likely outcomes: quote:One soldier said he was often away from his wife, and they sent intimate photos to each other. He could not be sure if they would land onto a server monitored by his commanders. e. chitoryu12 posted:After 9/11, are we all not veterans of the War on Terror? I think Terror won. So did Drugs. But at least the War on Drugs had some better deployments. Guest2553 fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Nov 13, 2019 |
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BIG HEADLINE posted:She *certainly* doesn't deserve to be harassed or have those images passed around as spank bank material Which is what Internet Wizard was saying, I'm pretty sure, in response to PathAsc. I don't think this crowd will lose much sleep over the career ramifications, but I'd much rather live in a world where people didn't have to resort to borderline prostitution as the easiest way to pay tuition and raise a kid.
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Godholio posted:Patriotism Thank sweet baby republican Jesus for
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If you're looking to stunt, just make sure you don't steal too much valor.
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chitoryu12 posted:I just showed that video to two coworkers on Thursday and we were in hysterics.  After seeing that video, my wife and I didn't use the word 'pregnant' throughout her pregnancy when talking to each other. Where does disparaging dipship CINCs fall with respect to this thread? Because unexpectedly demanding allies pay you billions of dollars and pardoning war criminals is like one step below ordering the invasion of Russia in winter.
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Someone call KFOR, we need a stable-ization mission in this thread stat.
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Memento posted:blue story.txt I flew with someone whose callsign was 'Smurf' on account of the stained-blue arm they received after digging a phone out of an airborne shitter.
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False flag, a real american would have a jacked up f-350 if they were gonna go through all that trouble.
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piL posted:Why you coming home, five in the morn'? Somethings going on. I appreciated this  LET ME SMELL YO CLIPBored As gently caress posted:Hey guys lets "secure" an area, build a bunch of schools, and then move most of the NATO troops out so the area becomes so unstable no one's sending their kids to school, then the ANA or ANP sets up base in the school, then the school gets destroyed by the Taliban. Did the Afghan paper trove ever get linked here? NYT articles on it are definitely worth reading, hopefully they make you go 'I feel less guilt knowing that I did my best and acted with honor when sent into an unwinnable situation' instead of 'WHAT THE gently caress DID I LOSE THREE SPOUSES AND TWELVE SQUAD MATES FOR THEN'.
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The propublica team that did a bunch of investigations into the fuckery surrounding seventh fleet picked apart the midair between a growler and tanker in 2018. It's a nice reminder that none of us really matter to the institution. Milo and POTUS posted:Wasnt there a cutter down by San diego that was smuggling for the cartels Probably more than just one 
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Re-watched independence day for the first time since it came out. I picked up on a couple details I missed the first time, most notably that a marine stealing a military vehicle to find his stripper girlfriend so they could get married before he goes off to fight is pretty believable.
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I propose a true centrist compromise: keep the sayings, turn the chuds into slurry.
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pentyne posted:
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Icon Of Sin posted:Not even sure why he tried, tbh Padding his resume for a future presidential bid.
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I coordinated a re-up for a USAF NCO in a bouncy castle during a family event. He was a pretty good dude and thought that would be pretty anti-establishment by taking all the seriousness out of it.
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My old man told me stories about having to the re-color agent orange with grease pencils when the hue started to fade.
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canyoneer posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/evkott/ex_marine_lady_gets_mad_because_some_other_guy_is/ Not a marines so someone set me straight, but is Chief 4 to Deli Tech a promotion? TIA.
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Just make sure you're more than 1 nautical mile away from gold fringed clouds or joinder is presupposed and binding.
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A Bad Poster posted:I recommend not joining the military. It worked out for me, the only child of a senator, who attended a service academy after graduating from VMI, and made O-6 by 40 only to leverage my industry contracts into a quarter million dollar contracting gig that is much easier my old job of providing top cover for sexual misconduct. Clearly the system works and anybody who says otherwise is a malingering fartbama supporter. STOP TREADING ON ME
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King of Bees posted:I always thought of a rear window and each corner had a single mom and kids frowning and one corner had the sailor and yet another family smiling would be legit. I'm willing to do this if I can find the parts for ten bucks or less.
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TDY to Ramstein, initial impression after looking around is that it feels good to know that e. Someone I was on course with (name stalker IIRC) recommended kratman, I think I got through the blurb of the space Muslim one before saying gently caress that noise. Guest2553 fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Feb 18, 2020 |
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canyoneer posted:hardest job in the army o7 I don't think my ankles could bear that much of a load to be fair.
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At least they get human contact periodically. Years back at a station there was someone known as 'porn guy' because he had like five or six screens playing porn between two different computers. It wasn't a shock thing either, it was just...always on. Even when he wasn't there, because you could see it in the background when he opened his door to leave the room, or through the window when the curtains were open. Every once in a while he'd ask some rube for tech support on one device while porn was playing on the other one. He must have been paying for at least some of it because even if streaming sites existed, he wouldn't have had a high enough bandwidth or data cap to download it all in a time frame measured in anything other than years. I don't recall anybody knowing his actual name.
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My Spirit Otter posted:Speaks volumes that you can say that sneaking a dwarf into the shacks so that said dwarf can ride a tricycle nude then have a train ran on her is a very Wainwright thing and still have to clarify which Wainwright. Thump! posted:Having done training at both, they’re literally the same place separated by language only. Naughty boy 
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Or the preponderance of Hindu deities, also Goro.
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