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Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

bulletsponge13 posted:

Welp, I know what I'm pulling off the shelf. I haven't read that since HS.


Five or six years back we hung out for a while after a reading and got some pizza. The dude is as quiet, thoughtful, and extremely down to earth as you might imagine from his writing.

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Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
No probably about that one!

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Tag urself, I'm a page 11 entry in the SRB for missing a movement over a D&D campaign

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Warrant officers best officers (all the ones I knew were cool as gently caress and hyper-competent). Regular officers though were extremely hit or miss. The few good ones were incredible, but the bad ones were just awful.

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
I thought I'd catch a little shut-eye during land nav in SOI and inadvertently rested against a tree that had a nest of those fuckers under the roots and got stung from my rear end to my neck probably two dozen times. I'm generally all about conservation and eco stuff, but when it comes to fire ants and related bugs, I'm from Buenos Aries

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Just people in general, really. We followed the megafauna here to slaughter and eat them all. As a species we're the most invasive motherfuckers there are, white or otherwise.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peopling_of_the_Americas posted:

The traditional theory is that Ancient Beringians moved when sea levels were significantly lowered due to the Quaternary glaciation, following herds of now-extinct Pleistocene megafauna along ice-free corridors that stretched between the Laurentide and Cordilleran ice sheets.

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Whelp, using that for whenever Helldivers 2 clans come out

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

All right, knock it off!

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
:hmmyes: I've mentioned it in other threads, but HD2 wholly captures the dumb-rear end bellicose jingoism of the early bush years. I don't think there's another game that so perfectly nails the "fresh overconfident boot full of propaganda going to war with the army you have" vibe of OIF I. It's great

:hellyeah:

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Delta force 1 was one of my first ever LAN games. Obviously the modeling doesn't hold up or anything but the huge zones and the voxel tech is pretty remarkable for having come out in loving 1998 :eyepop:

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

Flikken posted:

I loved the Desert Storm mod

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

spacetoaster posted:

Had a Sergeant once who's name was Major.

So did I :tinfoil:

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

Anathematic posted:


Just come check on us every now and then, ask if we need anything, and approve our expense reports on time and we'll be square.

This has been my philosophy as a team lead and it hasn't steered me wrong so far. Run interference on the bullshit so that the team can do their work, and otherwise just get out of the way.

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

spacetoaster posted:

Nothing like getting into a fistfight, over a fistfight that happened in the motor pool 20 years ago.

We really are all idiots.

Fuckin lmao

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
My old unit had a couple OIF anniversary get-togethers in 2013 and 2023 that I missed because I was out of state. In retrospect I'm glad. There are some very close friends from that time that I still talk to, but the lovely fact is I've changed so much since 2003, and things have become so politically polarized, that I don't know what I'd have in common with most of the old platoon anymore (aside from the fact that we're bearded and all rocking dad bods these days)

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Yeah I mean the deployment itself is terrible of course for every reason but sleeping in warehouses/cafeteria floors/any surface is just what happens when you're deployed :shrug:

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

Casimir Radon posted:

Camelback and wine skin is basically the same thing.

:hmmyes:

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Lmao at the dogs


My only good chamber story is that the drill instructors let our platoon have our first MREs before we went in. After months of small amounts of chow hall food MREs were the size of a thanksgiving meal. And then we vomited most of them up :hellyeah:

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
One nice touch in the Generation Kill script was Fick relying on Gunny Wynn as a sounding board. I got lucky enough to only know a few officers when I was in, but the really good ones always listened.

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
I once brought the jambalaya mre to a friend's dorm room and heated it. Stank out the whole floor had guys from way down the hall asking what the smell was :sickos:

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

Cythereal posted:

More enlisted.txt from the reddit relationships thread.

Whomst amongst us

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
He looks and acts like an avatar of every chickenshit staff NCO and officer I ever knew who confused yelling and browbeating with good leadership because their own personal failures prevented them from setting a positive example and I'm so fuckin glad I'm not in anymore

Eason the Fifth fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Sep 30, 2025

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Literally every single thing wrong lol

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Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Wash your body every day, especially your pits, crotch, and feet and use a separate rag for your rear end crack

I feel like this is universal advice

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