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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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So some dumbass Marine thought it'd be a good idea to send Max Uriarte, who does Terminal Lance, a picture...

https://twitter.com/TaskandPurpose/status/1161309658956460037

He's a private now.

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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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I'm just imagining the fun when someone gets reassigned back to the states and can't take their kid because they don't have citizenship. Imagine the paperwork.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Yup. Heavy debt means you can't get a clearance because of the risk of taking bribes. :v:

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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AlternateAccount posted:

1> Senators represent states, not people.

2> it’s hilarious that people think MORE representatives will somehow be an improvement in any way for a body of shitheads with a single digit approval rating.

I mean we could go back to the Senate having members assigned by the State-level assemblies rather than popular election. That'd be closer to representative, if still super vulnerable to gerrymandering on the local level.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

I'm pretty jealous that they spend less on their military, too. We really could do so much better.

Yeah, I'll be down for running out of munitions any day compared to selling them milsurp to police departments.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Casinos do pay a markup to have highly accurate dice for craps.

Yep, and they're serialized and removed from play before they can get any wear that would bias them.

Problematic Soup posted:

:hmmyes:

I’m actually kind of amused by the concept of highly engineered dice made to aerospace/medical/optical standards just because, but that poster is off his loving nut.

I mean GameScience exists, but they're not to that standard.

http://www.gamescience.com/About-Us_ep_7.html

But yeah, you're rolling maybe 50 times in a game session, that's not even enough to notice statistically unbalanced dice unless they're hilariously weighted cheater dice.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Leviathan Song posted:

That depends a lot on the game. In wargames like warhammer 40K or some of the more overpowered versions of dungeons and dragons, you can easily roll 50 or 60 dice in one roll. If one die is off you'll never notice but if a brick of 36 dice you bought together were biased in the same way you'd probably notice.

Nah, not beyond psychosomatic hunches. ~500 rolls per side of the die to get a good data set to check the distribution, so for a single d6 you're talking ~3k rolls. Unless a die is pretty catastrophically unfairly weighted, if isn't going to have any real statistical effect on a game where you throw buckets of them.

Not like GW cares anyway, these are the people who put out these rubber-covered asymmetrical dice as a thing to use:

Liquid Communism fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Dec 9, 2019

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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evil_bunnY posted:

because chuds appropriate poo poo like their lives depend on it. pepe the frong was purely a gaming thing, finger ring was purely a prank, and deus vult had other uses. now they're all chud-stained.

Edit: Twitter died, here's a working link.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/07/us/samuel-james-gulick-planned-parenthood-bombing.html

Yeah, here's what this idiocy's become. Dude spraypaints 'Deus Vult' on a Planned Parenthood and then tries (and fails) to firebomb it.

Liquid Communism fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Jan 8, 2020

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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madeintaipei posted:

Never in the history of "calm down" has "calm down" ever calmed anyone down.

That's why I usually go with 'okay, take a deep breath'. Hyperventilating people keep panicking.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Milo and POTUS posted:

drat that sucks. I'm also not surprised.

I'm also going to put this question forth in earnest: do you think they'll use it for future training videos? I'm not being a smartass. Cuz I know I would

Yeah, same reason our yearly refresher on electrical safety at work includes a video of someone eating a 480v arc flash without his PPE on.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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canyoneer posted:

It's just a garbage army town by Ft Sill. She's probably from there

'Garbage' is deeply understating it. It only really exists to serve Ft. Sill, and was built on land seized from the natives in 1901. I went down there a few years ago for a buddy's wedding when he was stationed there.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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BIG HEADLINE posted:

The same can honestly be said about the entirety of Hampton Roads. It's like Flint, Michigan with a good health insurance policy. Partially-abandoned strip malls everywhere with almost obvious shell businesses in them, thick-rear end weeds growing out of cracks in the parking lots...

Yeah, Lawton was basically a WalMart, a casino, and a bunch of payday loan joints, tattoo parlors, and car lots to prey on the enlisted.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Scratch Monkey posted:

Woodland? In 2020?

Hey, if it's good enough for the Space Force...

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I honestly don't think five days is long enough for the message to reach the denser parts of D&D/C-SPAM.

The permabans it is generating will hopefully deliver that message to the depths.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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A Bad Poster posted:

I was under the impression that 90s model 4.0 Cherokees were the closest to the indestructible Hilux that one could get in the US?

They are workhorses, but most of them still on the road are structural rust with 300k+ miles or have been hosed six ways to Sunday by someone trying to make a 'rock crawler' with no idea what suspension geometry is.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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A Bad Poster posted:

This was my experience when I was looking for one to buy about 10 years ago. I figured that the best bet was to find one that a grandpa in the southwest drove gently, but that's a diamond in the rough.

Those are going for $5k and up these days with 200k on the clock. I've been shopping for one lately.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Even if those were complete fiction, they capture the tone of Cold War Bullshit so perfectly that I want to believe.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Tunicate posted:

I remember seeing a site called 'no nonsense self defense' where 90% of it was just 'how to avoid getting into a situation where you might need to use violence', and most of the remainder was just methods of running away

The best martial art, as far as keeping yourself safe, is track and field.

Most people who want to kick your rear end aren't prepared to run a 5k to do it.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Platystemon posted:

Obviously the best martial art is the biathlon modern pentathalon.

Fixed that for you. Patton knew.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Lol.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Speaking of idiots: https://www.pogo.org/analysis/2020/07/the-littoral-combat-ship-and-the-folly-of-concurrency/

quote:

At the program’s inception, Navy leaders projected each ship would cost $220 million. To no one’s surprise, the costs more than doubled so that each of these ships cost taxpayers approximately $600 million to build.

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Under the Navy’s current plans, the four Littoral Combat Ships will take their place in the mothball fleet on March 31, 2021. The Navy’s budgeteers decided the costs to retrofit these ships into something resembling a combat-ready configuration were too high. Chief of Naval Operations Admiral Michael Gilday said the upgrades would cost $2 billion over five years.

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The Littoral Combat Ship program serves as a cautionary tale for the insidious Pentagon practice of concurrency: the overlap between weapon development and production. Just as consumers should test drive a car before buying it, the Pentagon should sail a fully developed ship before buying a bunch of them. Concurrency poses significant risks to the taxpayers. Weapons purchased before the development process is completed often require extensive modifications at great expense to incorporate design changes devised after testing. Sometimes, as in the case of the first four Littoral Combat Ships, the costs to modify underdeveloped weapons are so great that the effort is abandoned and the weapons become “concurrency orphans,” having never provided useful service. While the Navy leaders are right in their decision to decommission the four ships and to cancel the program, the taxpayers will be left with $2.4 billion worth of Littoral Combat Ship concurrency orphans.

But did they learn anything from this?

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The Navy plans to make up for the smaller Littoral Combat Ship fleet by buying 20 new frigates. The ships themselves will be built by Fincantieri Marinette Marine and based on an existing Italian design, which will reduce some of the risks hazarded by the Littoral Combat Ship program. Lockheed Martin was awarded the contract to kit out the new frigates with their actual warfighting systems. In that contract, the Navy designated Lockheed Martin as the lead systems integrator for the frigate’s combat systems.

The Congressional Research Service has warned in the past that using a private-sector lead systems integrator cedes responsibilities normally carried out by the government to the contractor and reduces the program’s transparency. According to a 2010 Congressional Research Service report, “[Lead Systems Integrators] can have broad responsibility for executing their programs, and may perform some or all of the following functions: requirements generation; technology development; source selection; construction or modification work; procurement of systems or components from, and management of, supplier firms; testing; validation; and administration.” This arrangement creates potential conflicts of interest. The contractor could design requirements for the program tailored to its own products or by favoring vendors selected from the contractor’s own subsidiaries.

The Navy estimates the new frigate will cost $940 million per copy. The Government Accountability Office has warned that the program is already not following best practices by failing to confirm that estimate through an independent analysis. So while the new frigate may be an improvement over the Littoral Combat Ship on the conceptual level, it will likely be anything but a bargain for the taxpayers.

Of course not.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Shooting Blanks posted:

poo poo, I'd be willing to bet it's either totaled or repo'd within 90 days - almost certainly totaled.

Totaled and a bankruptcy within 2 years to try and get out from under the loan, because said idiot absolutely can't afford gap coverage.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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goatsestretchgoals posted:

IRL Goose would have gotten named at Tailhook or something.

Would have been someone who keeps playing grab-rear end in the barracks all the time.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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shame on an IGA posted:

holy poo poo why didn't he tell anyone and why isn't it on Kindle, I would've bought this years ago

I thought everyone knew, I bought a print copy of that first story like 7 years ago. Been up on nothotbutspicy forever though, back when we still had yearly ghost story threads in GBS.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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When I was in fast food I would have hated getting Sundays off because Sunday was easy mode. Sunday night is reliably the slowest night of the week every week.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Milo and POTUS posted:

...should I join the military

If you want to get repeatedly hosed in the rear end by authority while living in substandard conditions and being bored out of your mind, just go work in fast food.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Sherman was well known for leaving bare, fertile fields, bereft of their former coverings, in his wake.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Whoops, looks like those VMI accusations have more speed to them than expected: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/virginia-military-institute-superintendent-resigns-amid-call-racism-investigation-n1244877

Liquid Communism fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Oct 27, 2020

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Found some high grade idiocy today.

https://twitter.com/Xaniken/status/1327077285564919809

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

It was a thing in the protests just this summer in the US.

Yeah, ask Linda Torado about them if you can look her in the remaining eye. She got shot in the face with one while doing photojournalism at Minneapolis protests this summer, blew her eye up despite goggles.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Icon Of Sin posted:

:stonklol:

If anyone wants another dose of existential horror, the entire book “Command and Control” would be some prime reading right now :haw:

e: has anyone checked on OPSEC WIZARD lately? Their BAC is probably catastrophic right now.

Seconding this reccomendation, I've been reading C&C and less than a hundred pages in I'm convinced it was an act of god that the world survived the cold war.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Please, I'll catch chunks of that generator with my sternum and won't need rescue.

What, and free you from the curse? Never.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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boop the snoot posted:

The Amtrak experience is nothing like commercial flying.

Yeah, commercial flying is bullshit, but at least reasonably short bullshit.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Casimir Radon posted:

Thanks to Starlink you’ll never see it again. lovely, expensive internet sold by a sociopathic douche!

Yep. I cherish my last trip to the high desert, because I will never see a sky that unpolluted again thanks to Musk's ego.

Current plan is for starlink alone to put 42,000 leo sats up. That's over five times the number of leo objects we're currently tracking total.

Utter pollution to sign Musk's name across the sky.

Liquid Communism fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Aug 7, 2021

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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https://twitter.com/TKgapane12/status/1467442848215846913?t=GCiqjNeG9k8uIGZWO1oRJg&s=19

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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OSHA best practices are, as always, written in blood.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Yep. It's how I explain to the guys I work with, when I get stuck running safety training. "We pay attention to this because some other poor bastard getting killed or maimed produced the rule. Let's not be the cause of the next one."

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Wasabi the J posted:

Like Beau of the fifth column, he was in prison with 4 Russian nationals trying to smuggle in women to work at Florida based resorts, had a multi decade sentence to which he served several months.

He's also been dead on about a bunch of poo poo the last few years.

Kinda misrepresented by some of his critics who want to paint a picture of him as a fed stoolie who got out of prison early to be an informant for the feds against the left, but true about the convictions. He got 41 months of prison time and 3 years supervised release as per federal sentencing guidelines, not 'decades'. https://www.justice.gov/archive/opa/pr/2008/February/08_crm_145.html


Like any news or analysis source, take biases into consideration. For god's sake don't build your whole philosophy around youtube talking heads.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

It seems like Alex Choi was involved, so it's probably safe to say absolutely no-one in that crowd told him not to do this illegal thing that will generate stupid amounts of clout & clicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-zeSEOanvI

Yeah, they destroyed that Tesla, totaled two other cars at the bottom of the hill, and the assholes filming and driving all hopped in another rental Tesla and drove off.

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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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TK-42-1 posted:

Lol you think the kind of idiot that brings their carry to an mri is walking around unloaded?

10 to 1 it was a department of corrections pig or local swine hovering over a prisoner getting medical treatment who didn't think 'don't wear your duty belt next to the giant loving electromagnet' applied to him.

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