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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Hi, you bleeping bleeps who couldn't make it half a page without posting death, here's your reminder:

cash crab posted:

If you post real, actual death, you will get banned.

I will let this one slide because the guy who took it upon himself to remake the closed thread told you all to try not to and didn't tell you just don't bleeping do it, but now you all know.




I have edited this post slightly, as I was incredibly exasperated when I made it, and was perhaps a little meaner than was necessary. But I am still exasperated.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Are we going back to the strictness of the rule so Darwin awards or stories of a guy being stung to death by bees because he was loving a hive are now off limits? Because getting bent out of shape about news articles is lame.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Those have been off limits for a while and shockingly the thread persevered.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Nah, we reverted back to stories were OK at the end of the last thread. Either is fine by me since most of the thread is people getting hit in the dick by soccer balls anyways.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1155865207299878919?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Coaches only have one level of mad and it's that one

https://twitter.com/tonyhawk/status/1155837410871250947

Ah, Tony.

zoux has a new favorite as of 21:07 on Jul 30, 2019

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I would prefer a blanket ban. My reason for this is that saying some death is okay but not all death always leads to a bunch of goons skirting the line and posting things they consider justified and arguing bitterly over whether something was probation worthy or not. It has happened in every iteration of this thread and it's exhausting. I also think that laughing at people being hit in the heads with footballs or falling into pools is not on the same level, whatsoever, as laughing at other human beings dying.

However, we will say for now that Darwin award-type content is okay, and we will see where it goes from there.




edit: video/images of death, any kind of death, are still not allowed. If you follow cash crab's quote back you will see that that did not change during the prior thread's lifetime. The inquiry was re: articles so that is my answer there.

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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I would prefer a blanket ban. My reason for this is that saying some death is okay but not all death always leads to a bunch of goons skirting the line and posting things they consider justified and arguing bitterly over whether something was probation worthy or not. It has happened in every iteration of this thread and it's exhausting. I also think that laughing at people being hit in the heads with footballs or falling into pools is not on the same level, whatsoever, as laughing at other human beings dying.

However, we will say for now that Darwin award-type content is okay, and we will see where it goes from there.




edit: video/images of death, any kind of death, are still not allowed. If you follow cash crab's quote back you will see that that did not change during the prior thread's lifetime. You inquired re: articles and that is my answer.

So in other words, no one was doing anything wrong

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

See what I mean.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
Posting schadenfreude in the schadenfreude thread.

Reign Of Pain posted:

So in other words, no one was doing anything wrong

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
No hill is small enough to not die on.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
It's a self-sustaining thread. Unlimited energy!

https://i.imgur.com/w2saoDp.mp4



drat you imgur!


modedit to make your picture work since I'm here anyway.

Blessed be the gif gods

ShortyMR.CAT has a new favorite as of 23:09 on Jul 30, 2019

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Reign Of Pain posted:

So in other words, no one was doing anything wrong

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

You got a mulligan and decided to piss in your own mouth anyway.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

It's really challenging to not post things after being told not to post things, I guess.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Reign Of Pain posted:

So in other words, no one was doing anything wrong

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:kiss: like a fine wine

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/n4MXK6b.mp4

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
There can be only one

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Sailboat masts make the funniest noises when caught on bridges 🤔

https://www.instagram.com/p/B0I5PPDHob-/?igshid=518ofsyqbkhn

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/sankakucomplex/status/1156107927025004544?s=21

Lmao

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



So it’s not just an edit, here’s a good before/after of morons on the water.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz0_TGRH4fQ/?igshid=1xq2m7eynvlu

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

...isn't this the case, though? I mean, I'm not trying to be all high and mighty here, I admit I'm weeb trash, but everywhere I've seen the word 'lolicon' it's used to mean paedophile.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Oh it is for sure but lolicon fans will deny that unto their deaths

White Genocide
Feb 22, 2010

Reign Of Pain posted:

So in other words, no one was doing anything wrong

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Icon Of Sin posted:

So it’s not just an edit, here’s a good before/after of morons on the water.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz0_TGRH4fQ/?igshid=1xq2m7eynvlu

What is happening here? I mean I get it's some guys being total pricks but beyond that?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



plainswalker75 posted:

What is happening here? I mean I get it's some guys being total pricks but beyond that?

They ran aground while being total pricks, the second video is the same guys but from a different boat. Running aground is an expensive adventure, even if you had insurance on the boat.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005


This kid is going somewhere in life.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
That kid rules.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

The Stanley Parable

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice
ACAB

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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

CommissarMega posted:

...isn't this the case, though? I mean, I'm not trying to be all high and mighty here, I admit I'm weeb trash, but everywhere I've seen the word 'lolicon' it's used to mean paedophile.

https://twitter.com/vexwerewolf/status/1156264748406775808?s=19

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

At first I was like 'are they mad because they're reading connotations of actually acting to harm children into it' but no, they're just really mad that their dysfunctional attraction to children is getting called a dysfunctional attraction to children.

It's sure... something. And honestly pretty worrying.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

So who's going to stand up and die on Mt. Hentai in this thread too

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/zQzq029.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/DKmqDd5.mp4

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

uvar posted:

I have no idea how to get the direct link while on my phone, but https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/ck08in/80_to_felony_in_321/ has a three minute video of a person repeatedly refusing to dig up

The cop shouldn’t have used the TASER as a compliance tool.

It’s a less‐lethal alternative to a handgun. If a situation doesn’t warrant shooting to kill, it doesn’t warrant using the TASER.

schreibs
Oct 11, 2009

Platystemon posted:

The cop shouldn’t have used the TASER as a compliance tool.

It’s a less‐lethal alternative to a handgun. If a situation doesn’t warrant shooting to kill, it doesn’t warrant using the TASER.

Where's the fun in that?

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Platystemon posted:

The cop shouldn’t have used the TASER as a compliance tool.

It’s a less‐lethal alternative to a handgun. If a situation doesn’t warrant shooting to kill, it doesn’t warrant using the TASER.

If I was a cop I would simply fire the taser into the air as a warning shot

vvv hashtag dementia patient with a heart condition lives matter vvv

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

schreibs posted:

Where's the fun in that?

This is a super unsympathetic victim, and I understand that, but I wish cops would face repercussions for reckless tasing.

Every once in a while they kill a dementia patient with a heart condition.

schreibs
Oct 11, 2009

Platystemon posted:

This is a super unsympathetic victim, and I understand that, but I wish cops would face repercussions for reckless tasing.

Every once in a while they kill a dementia patient with a heart condition.

Oh sorry, didn't realize I needed to be super serious on somethingawful.com. Yes, cop was a poo poo head for tazing country bumpkin lady. Country bumpkin lady was also a shithead for...driving with an expired tag and then refusing to admit it and running from the cops? I dont know what happened there but it was pretty funny.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

bell jar posted:

So who's going to stand up and die on Mt. Hentai in this thread too

Uh lolicon doesn't just refer to liking little girls but simply women who look like little girls regardless of age and fffffaaaaaaaarrrrrrt

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I remember way back in the early days of the internet and IRC chats, coming across the term lolicon and loli and thinking it was about lollipops and weird country festivals about them.

It was not, and I'm pretty sure Jeeves was very disappointed that I asked him about it.

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