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gently caress me running
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 00:45 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 12:08 |
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Kowloon Walled lovely
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 00:51 |
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Hahaha holy poo poo. Look at the railing. That tree is slowly falling over
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 02:51 |
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there was a house near me with a tree that went straight thru the living room, we used it as a guide for directions cause everyone knew where you meant if u said "the house with the tree in it" someone bought it and tore it down because it turns out having a tree thru ur house isn't really a great idea and now we say "where the house with the tree used to be" anyway lol @ this house
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 02:59 |
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super sweet best pal posted:Load bearing termite infestation Honestly construction threads are the life blood of modern sa
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 03:03 |
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The Protagonist posted:
I'm honestly not sure which of these is upside down.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 03:06 |
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There are several houses on the lake where I’m at that have deck trees. None through a loving house. Lol
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 03:12 |
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this has to be some sort of noise2house neural net
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 03:19 |
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Our house In the middle
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 03:20 |
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The parking lots in my street are humped monstrosities due to tree roots slowly ripping the asphalt and pushing up stones. It takes a special kind of stubborn madness to precisely cut around a tree like that, if it's alive.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 07:13 |
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Burt Sexual posted:There are several houses on the lake where I’m at that have deck trees. None through a loving house. Lol Be careful. Deck trees are a gateway drug.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 08:01 |
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This house is the physical embodiment of insanity. Why can't I buy it???
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 10:15 |
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Construction goons: I need to make some floor plans to turn in to the city. Is there an app that you would recommend for Galaxy Tab A? I have to print the plans on paper that's 11x17 inches
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 10:18 |
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I would give my left fuckin nut to see what this maelstrom of impossible angles looked like fully furnished
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 11:32 |
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How the hell does this monstrosity appraise for half a million?
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 11:57 |
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super sweet best pal posted:How the hell does this monstrosity appraise for half a million? DC burbs prices are insane. It's not like San Francisco or New York but land isn't cheap.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 12:56 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:I would give my left fuckin nut to see what this maelstrom of impossible angles looked like fully furnished I think it requires the correct owner to showcase it at its best. You don't want someone who will fill it with ikea poo poo or modern minimalist crap. You want someone who will fill it with period pieces to complete that 19th century horror house aesthetic.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 13:24 |
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You want someone who will live in harmony with the house-tree. Otherwise, you'll just need a new owner after the old one vanishes. That's what kept happening to people the original builders hired to chop it down. They didn't just decide to keep a tree in the middle of the house right away. Oh, no, they tried to get rid of it. They failed.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 13:38 |
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Do not buy it! If you do, the house will make you keep building, adding new kitchen bathrooms and sacrificial altars. The house must grow.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 13:44 |
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The Lord Bude posted:I think it requires the correct owner to showcase it at its best. You don't want someone who will fill it with ikea poo poo or modern minimalist crap. You want someone who will fill it with period pieces to complete that 19th century horror house aesthetic. so bodies and shadowy figures, got it
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 13:47 |
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I think that every inch of ceiling in that house should be mirrors.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 14:03 |
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I'm not suggesting anyone who uses the term 'au pair' regularly should be guillotined, just sort of thinking out loud.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 14:26 |
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bless this terrible house
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 15:10 |
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Remove the plexiglass cover and find.....
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 15:11 |
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at least they have ADT protection here I assume that ADT stands for 'a dang tree'
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 15:14 |
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It's like they walled a contractor into the bottom of a tree and he had to build his way out.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 15:27 |
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davidspackage posted:The parking lots in my street are humped monstrosities due to tree roots slowly ripping the asphalt and pushing up stones. It takes a special kind of stubborn madness to precisely cut around a tree like that, if it's alive. When I was a younger, a neighboring city decided they wanted to have a tree-lined main street. But they apparently did it without the input of any kind of qualified tree person or even a long-term plan for upkeep, because a decade down the road most of the trees were dead from competition or having beheaded themselves on long-too-small tree well covers. I'm pretty sure trees are as mystical to normal people as magnets are to ICP.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 16:04 |
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House on the left, outside on the right... House on the right, outside on the left... The tree box doesn't even match the tree angle...in fact, it seems to be built exactly opposite...
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 16:08 |
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The house has long surpassed the laws of normal geometry.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 16:13 |
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It’s like the whole thing is built to jersey shore building code lol.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 16:16 |
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Necros posted:The house has long surpassed the laws of normal geometry. By god, Lovecraft was right
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 16:35 |
That is not dead which can eternal dwell. And with strange aeons even this may sell.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 16:42 |
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The Protagonist posted:House on the left, outside on the right... It wouldn't surprise me if the tree is perfectly perpendicular to the ground and it's the house that's tilted in mind bending ways to make that possible.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 16:50 |
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...I love you house tree
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 17:10 |
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Kazak posted:...I love you house tree
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 17:14 |
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I'm fascinated by the fact that it was taken off the market. I hope the new owner doesn't raze it to the ground
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 17:44 |
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Jay_Zombie posted:It wouldn't surprise me if the tree is perfectly perpendicular to the ground and it's the house that's tilted in mind bending ways to make that possible.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 17:47 |
The Protagonist posted:House on the left, outside on the right... it's like the impossible window in mr ullman's office in the shining
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 17:53 |
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PsychedelicWarlord posted:I'm fascinated by the fact that it was taken off the market. I hope the new owner doesn't raze it to the ground He's going to flip it, but this time literally.
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 18:04 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 12:08 |
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AFewBricksShy posted:It's the Winchester McMansion *ahem* Winchester McMystery House *audience laughs and cheers deafeningly*
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# ? Aug 1, 2019 18:58 |