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SupSuper posted:There are some great houses in that thread: https://www.greenerealty.com/real-estate/7033-w-snoqualmie-valley-rd-ne-carnation-wa-98014/1292263/55765773 I love the washing and dryer set up, designed by someone who has only had their mom or wife clean their clothes.
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Der Shovel posted:See, the wall on the right edge of the picture is pretty straight vertically, which probably means the picture was taken with the camera relatively level. Jay_Zombie posted:It wouldn't surprise me if the tree is perfectly perpendicular to the ground and it's the house that's tilted in mind bending ways to make that possible.
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Aug 5, 2019 16:43
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:It's some sort of 80's porno fever dream. It has mirrors on the ceiling and everything
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Aug 5, 2019 17:40
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I’m going to guess they added a porch, deck, a roof-window dormer, and a handcrafted exterior brick staircase, then enclosed that staircase with another porch because it got slippery in the rain. Quirky but understandable. then they had a series of minor strokes and went buck wild with dozens of new porch/dormer/deck/roof-extensions, enclosing it all with windows again and again until they’d absorbed a tree and half the backyard and had a dozen front doors.
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Aug 5, 2019 18:49
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shut up blegum posted:It has mirrors on the ceiling and everything Holy poo poo. I missed that. Now if only the bed was circular and rotated.
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Aug 6, 2019 07:55
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https://twitter.com/SJSchauer/status/1160336040189710336 relevant to this thread, and one reply has pictures of this house
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Aug 11, 2019 16:52
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PsychedelicWarlord posted:https://twitter.com/SJSchauer/status/1160336040189710336 relevant to this thread, and one reply has pictures of this house *blinks* Imagine that the door is at the exact top of the stairs, going down them. Then add a second door facing it, such that walking out of it would result in falling through open air onto the bottom of the stairs. Now, all the stairs are shaped irregularly and have nails not seated fully. That was the situation in my friends punk rock house and oh my. After a party I fell asleep in what I thought was my friend's room and turns out due to other Escher-esque design decisions it was in fact someone else's room. Which had more than one door into it. This was okay, because punk rock house.
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Aug 11, 2019 17:44
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Suck my dick you contractorman!
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Aug 11, 2019 19:14
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PsychedelicWarlord posted:https://twitter.com/SJSchauer/status/1160336040189710336 relevant to this thread, and one reply has pictures of this house oh my god I found something You must all see...the lions gate estate:   Come in! We have such sights to show you!    Join us!          That's not even all the photos. https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/450-W-Grixdale_Detroit_MI_48203_M37779-89409 This house is not for living, human beings. Just look at it! The kitchen is practically sterile. I bet if you opened the fridge you would find no food, only collectible figurines. This house is for the knick-knacks, and the knick-knacks alone, they own the house.
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Aug 11, 2019 22:39
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SO DEMANDING posted:oh my god This feels like some kind of space parasite has settled in the house and is trying to approximate human culture and living spaces.
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Aug 11, 2019 22:47
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 Lol holy poo poo
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Aug 11, 2019 22:54
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Yeah, its like it was designed by a weird and cold AI.
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Aug 11, 2019 23:25
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Note that you get the car with the property and it's beyond pimp... *edit: this was for sale a couple of years ago and there were a million photos and the car is fuckin' rad.
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Aug 12, 2019 00:25
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SO DEMANDING posted:oh my god My dream house...
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Aug 12, 2019 01:54
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SO DEMANDING posted:oh my god I unironically love this, in all it's Gracelandian tacky splendor.
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Aug 12, 2019 01:57
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That kitchen is cool as hell, my dad drove a Dodge neon in the same color in the 90s
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Aug 12, 2019 04:29
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I remember as a kid going to my grandparents house. It was an old stone Manor House in Yorkshire split into two houses. The kitchen was huge and still has the bells for each of the rooms. Honestly, the place creeped me out a bit. It was big, old, and creaky. Going to the bathroom at night was an exercise in running as fast as possible before the things in the darkness got you. But I was a kid, and if I was given the house now to live in, I’d love to live in it. The houses posted here? Creep me the gently caress out as an adult. They’re just... wrong. They’ve not been built to be loved and lived in. Not even built for raw unemotional utility, They’ve been built as a sacrifice to the god of some deranged man. They’re houses of malice and ill will.
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Aug 12, 2019 04:29
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The garage with the barber chairs is kinda cool
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Aug 12, 2019 04:43
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This house might be a relatively benign SCP. Possibly usable for containment.
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Aug 12, 2019 04:59
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SO DEMANDING posted:oh my god I'm the carpeting in the garage
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Aug 12, 2019 05:41
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Where is the demographic overlap between people who care about the Jonas Brothers and people who still care about Rolling Stone Magazine? Just 60 year olds who need to be up to speed on what tween girls are into?
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Aug 12, 2019 06:50
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Resting Lich Face posted:This house might be a relatively benign SCP. Possibly usable for containment. the ghost of Liberace’s mansion, which drifts from property to property, possessing a house and causing it to erupt with exuberant mid-century technicolor rococo kitsch if you don’t mind spontaneous outbreaks of rhinestones and sequins on your wardrobe and household goods, it’s a good deal
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Aug 12, 2019 08:31
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Dave Concepcion posted:That is not dead which can eternal dwell. And with strange aeons even this may sell.
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Aug 12, 2019 17:09
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SO DEMANDING posted:oh my god I'm suing this house for aggravated assault
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Aug 12, 2019 18:43
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It's like a hipster Medusa owned a home
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Aug 12, 2019 19:46
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The Cherub Room is ominous. With the little gold gnomes on the chairs. Everything else is so busy, and then there's the Cherub Room. Pristine. White and gold. Almost symmetrical. Feels like the Cherub Room should be last. Feels like the entire house leads up to the Cherub Room, and then the Cherub Room takes you somewhere else entirely.
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Aug 12, 2019 19:59
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This looks like the set of a televangelist's talk show.
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Aug 12, 2019 20:30
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SO DEMANDING posted:oh my god When you mod the game, get bored and buy everything in the store.
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Aug 12, 2019 20:32
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SO DEMANDING posted:oh my god It looks like it was designed by a 6 year old who just discovered the silver and gold crayons.
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Aug 12, 2019 21:07
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:The Cherub Room is ominous. With the little gold gnomes on the chairs. Everything else is so busy, and then there's the Cherub Room. Pristine. White and gold. Almost symmetrical. It looks like if Stanley Kubrick and David Lynch made a movie together.
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