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So I moved into my new house and right away, things were kind of strange. Dishes would move around on their own, my cat got sick, and I'd start passing out on the couch and wake up with no memory of what happened. I started getting this real feeling of dread, like something was in the house with me and was trying to hurt or kill me, it's hard to explain. After a few weeks of this I decided to buy a Ouija board and have a séance. My cousin considers himself a.... uh... you know, kind of a medium. He's always been pretty sensitive to these things. So we hold a séance and at first nothing happens. Then I decided to ask if the house was haunted and the pointer moved to YES! My cousin offered to set up his paranormal investigation crew for a few days at half price so I took him up on the offer and stayed at my parents' house while they had the cameras running. Nothing happened the entire time but my cousin explained that some spirits don't show up if there's a lot of focus on them. But I had started feeling really good since I moved out, so I believed the house had been cleansed of evil. So I moved back into the house and I could tell the spirits were angry because that's when the visions started.
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Did you guys hear that? *nothing is picked up on 8 different microphones*
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Jul 30, 2019 18:15
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Did anyone else get like REALLY cold just now? There's definitely a presence here
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Jul 30, 2019 18:16
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what about a comedy central ghost show http://www.cc.com/video-clips/2k8ryr/nathan-for-you-the-ghost-realtor-pt--2
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Jul 30, 2019 18:26
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*is wearing christian audigier shirt* *says 'bro' a lot* bro check out that orb
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Jul 30, 2019 18:28
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I'm the small town historian and/or chamber of commerce member who thinks these ghost hunter bros are really silly but honestly I'll indulge them if it means an increase in tourism revenue
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Jul 30, 2019 18:31
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stay safe fake reality tv show ghost
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Jul 30, 2019 18:31
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I'm feeling a lot of negative energy down here and our emf detector just spiked. Spookie...
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Jul 30, 2019 18:47
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OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
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Jul 30, 2019 19:12
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Is cum ghosts? Did we ever answer this?
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Jul 30, 2019 19:16
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one time: i saw a ghost. i got the worst feeling in my stomach, like i swallowed a rat but it didn't die. i was shaking a little bit but i think that was just low blood sugar from my 'beetus and also thinking about the rat in my stomach that i ate kinda freaked me out a bit. i was actually more scraed of the rat than the ghost at that point. like, what if it had to eat its way out of me, REVENGE for me eating it even though it was a made up rat and i wasn't even thinking about it at the time, i just made up the eaten rat when i started typing up my very spooky experience there were also a lot of bad smells
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Jul 30, 2019 19:25
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*pisses pants*
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Jul 30, 2019 19:32
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So we're covered on computer touchers and cameramen, anyone bring a reiki master or wiccan priestess?
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Jul 30, 2019 19:35
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Something just touched me, bro! *takes shirt off*
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Jul 30, 2019 19:36
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Remember, cross your eyes or pressure the bottom of your eyeball with your index finger when you're not sure. You'll see double and if the ghost is not, then it's just in your head and NOT a real ghost.
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Jul 30, 2019 19:36
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Guys I felt a chill GUYS I FELT A CHILL
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Jul 30, 2019 19:36
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ghosts tend to accumulate in areas of high humidity or moisture, warmth, and low airflow. you may see black, green or brown patches on wood in such areas - these are called 'ghostsign' in industry parlance. common side effects of being haunted include headaches, dizziness, issues with memory, nausea, vomiting, etc etc. if you see ghostsign in your house, call acme ghost removal services immediately for your semi-free consultation
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Jul 30, 2019 19:40
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*scratches balls near sensitive mic* Did you hear that? It sounded like someone running tough a corn field!
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Jul 30, 2019 19:42
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ok who farted
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Jul 30, 2019 19:59
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Is cum ghosts? It's just unfermented ecto plasm.
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Jul 30, 2019 20:00
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Welcome to my show haunted antiques! *convinces people that antiques worth value are haunted so they’ll give them to me for my “shop”* *sells the antiques for money*
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Jul 30, 2019 20:16
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*goes to a tourist trap town and hangs out in the nearest abandoned building claiming it's haunted*
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Jul 30, 2019 20:42
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OK I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER time i saw some ghosts it was just after i finished eating a very large bowl of clam chowder. there were some bad smells and i think the chowder might have been a bit off. i felt some squirming in my stomach like i ate a LIVING COCKROACH or maybe a rat and then a warm feeling flooded my loins but them my butt and maybe my crotichital region got very very cold i woke up in the hospital later but no one believed my HARROWING TAle, they just put me under "observaton for 48 hours' or whatever that means anyway i'm home now and i think there's another ghosts but i'm not sure, i'll pdate later
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Jul 30, 2019 20:48
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Guys I just felt a presence did you catch it on the thermal cam?
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Jul 30, 2019 21:16
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I'm the ghost of Mike Stoklasa. Someone give me a ghost beer.
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Jul 30, 2019 21:18
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update: i'm having a Hard Time Paying all the hospital Bills and i don't think I will be able to do it also, I think there's aghost out in my garbage can right now so i might have to hang out in there for awhile
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Jul 30, 2019 21:35
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HEY GHOST! I HEAR YOU LIKE TO HIT WOMEN?! WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN HERE AND HIT ME?! IF YOU'RE HERE MOVE THIS FORK AND COME DOWN AND FIGHT ME GHOST! (this is an actual scene from an early episode of ghost hunters)
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Jul 30, 2019 22:12
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Julius CSAR posted:HEY GHOST! I HEAR YOU LIKE TO HIT WOMEN?! WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN HERE AND HIT ME?! IF YOU'RE HERE MOVE THIS FORK AND COME DOWN AND FIGHT ME GHOST! Zak Bagans ftw.
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Jul 30, 2019 23:00
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everyone knows that ghosts are allergic to cheap flood lights, but not expensive directional mics and night vision cameras.
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Jul 30, 2019 23:10
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im watching my ghost stories and my hands are purple with excitement
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Jul 30, 2019 23:18
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Wow that ghost sounds just like the carbon monoxide detector.
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Jul 30, 2019 23:24
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There's something wet in my ear
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Jul 30, 2019 23:26
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CLITICAL UPDATE: i am prObably already dead. there was a ghost in my garbage can as i have been suspecting for some time. the first thing I NOTICED was that there were a few bad smells drifting around and everyone knows that if it smells bad it's probably a demon (which is why i had to get rid of my infant son) do you thi)nk it's HIS GHOST???? haunting his final resting place? i'm not sure but i did fall into my garbag can from my neighbor's fire ecsape and I SURVUIVED. she doesn't like me but i'm ok with it. she keeps locking her door even when i need something like toilet paper or clams. the ghost was in there too, in the garbage can. i know because i saw his eyes glowing and then it was making growling sounds. when i climbed in my neighbor's (karen) window and turned on the bathroom lights there wEre SCRATHES AND BITES which are also signs of SATAN and his boner patrol at work. i call them the boner patrol so they'll leave me alone at night even though i don't like being alone all the time
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Jul 30, 2019 23:59
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"So the locals tell a story about an angry goose that got ran over in the parking lot of the abandoned circuit city, like a REALLY angry goose. There have been reports of mysterious honks, flapping, and even a case of bites and scratches with no apparent fowls in the area. So we are talking about like a level 6 or 7 poltergeist here. Me and Caleb are gonna set up the macromics, air snoopers, and EMF meters around the parking lot to...hold on....did you hear that" *honk* "...yeah there is something here alright" "I just got chills"
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Jul 31, 2019 00:59
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Zoiks!!!!
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Jul 31, 2019 01:04
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OP you have it backwards, your cousin has been possessed by the spirit of a con artist. I suggest a good old fashion exorcismal baptism with holy water, a chair, and a wash cloth.
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I started researching the history of the house to find out what happened to create such angry spirits. I went down to my local occult bookstore, and the saleswoman immediately said she could sense a "Dark energy" around me. She sold me a bunch of sage, crystals, and a book to help dispel the spirits. Then she told me the history of the house, and the bloody secrets it held. This was the first person to help me, and I was so happy to finally feel like I wasn't crazy. We are still friends to this day and I still buy all my magical items from her.
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Jul 31, 2019 13:36
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My wife loves the poo poo out of that Ghost Hunters show, the original one from the early '00s were the guys are full time plumbers and hunt ghosts on the side. She says this show is more "authentic" and will not watch another of the other hundreds of shows. I've tried to watch an few episodes but it all seems the same. At least these guys don't scream or piss themselves when a mouse farts.
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Jul 31, 2019 15:38
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DUDE, IT SAID DEMON! Are you serious bro?! I GOT THE CHILLS MAN! At this time our camera captures a
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Travel Channel loving sucks now that it's changed from actually travel/culture/food shows to stupid spooky scary ghost shows. Why is it even called Travel Channel anymore
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