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Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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torgeaux posted:

Didn't the Jets just refuse a small pay bump to a good kicker?

Like 90% of the Jets problems, they save a couple pennies to lose millions of dollars

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Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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What month do the Jets get their first win :cripes:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Hey hey hey, it's Yankees/Giants or Mets/Jets. That's the system. You cant cherry pick.

Turn in your new york sports fan license at the next toll booth :hai:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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"With Todd Bowles gone, the Jets cant get any worse"

Oops :suicide:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Im just imaging Gase and Darnold like Dante and Randall in Clerks. "Im not even supposed to be HERE today!"

Giant sign over Metlife, "I ASSURE YOU WERE OPEN"

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Darnold has SIDS

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Ehud posted:

Sam Darnold is the ugliest QB in the NFL

He's the long lost 3rd Pete brother of Pete & Pete

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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https://ilovecitr.us/darnold/1568940777.mp4

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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My voodoo doll... worked???

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Billichik is racist CONFIRMED

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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WalletBeef posted:

How much adderall does this guy take every day?

Uppers, downers, laughers, screamers, mescaline, human adrenochrome...

And this is my QB, Dr. Gonzo

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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WalletBeef posted:

So how long does Gase last realistically? Is he a one and done?

He deserves to be, but will probably get 2-3 years because Jets.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Sam should be judged for not going steady and romping around with cheap hussies.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Is this the NFL's first passive aggressive offense??

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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There is a level of incompetence so grand that it is completely indistinguishable from intentional sabotage.

GO DOLPHINS

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Lol. Darnold, bust out the Devils jersey

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Anyone with a shred of shame would never be a fan of any AFC East team

Hoaxes, one and all

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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I feel like the Jets should have a good shot at this game tonight which is usually the kiss of death

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Dre2Dee2 posted:

I feel like the Jets should have a good shot at this game tonight which is usually the kiss of death

Let me be wrong once

Darnold suck, Gase sucks, gently caress da Jets

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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5 bucks says they got darnold on mic saying "I wish I was dead."

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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I had 0 expecations for the jets this year and they are failing to even meet that.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Play posted:

Gase is loving awful. He's an arrogant, vile man. There must be a rancid puddle around him from constantly spitting his disgusting brown juice on the sideline, and his gross patchy beard looks more like a skin condition than anything else. Everything about him indicates an unhealthy, incompetent weirdo. Watch him find a way to blame the players every time he's inevitably utterly out-coached; his scheme is bland garbage with nothing overly clever or interesting to recommend it

To be fair, this still only makes him half as evil and unlikeable as Bill :v:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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TheBizzness posted:

I wonder if Bill likes beating Gase more than other coaches since he’s both very bad and very smug instead of just bad.

So, just like when one of his coordinators gets an HC job?

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Bell seems cool but he basically is making the case against paying him because as awesome as he is, his impact on improving the Jets is basically 0. I do heap piles of blame on Gase, but the steelers aren't missing out on anything

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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The thing is though, its not like Belichick unleashed some brand new genius defense. It was just blitzes. Well played blitzes, but that's it.

The Jets refusal to call anything but hail mary passes to the sidelines is a new low. The Jets couldnt win a flag football game playing like they did.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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I do love that Demarius Thomas proved exactly why the Patriots dumped his rear end on the poo poo garbage Jets :allears:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Robby is good enough to keep, but hes also good enough to get a pick of some value. Im ok either way.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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"Now that Bowles is gone, things can only get better." - Me, a babbling idiot

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Ok, so let's hypothetically imagine Gase isn't here at the end of there by some miracle of God

Who who the Jets even get at this point

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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ketchup vs catsup posted:

Friends can we talk about how amazing the New England patriots defense is?

I am sure they are good and play well, I'm just reticent to crown a defense as amazing when their opponents are a whopping 2-58

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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This thread is legitimately the best thing about this current Jets season, and I'm OK with that.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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The Bills are better than the Jets right now, its fine. We'll live lol

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Danny Dimes is irredeemably cringy, so Gettleman

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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I just remembered the Jets play the Giants this year, so Im sure Williams will sack Darnold and break his collar bone or something

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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People can stay alive purely on the energy of hate.

Bill will live to 170.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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mcmagic posted:

Chris Johnson is the loving moron who hired a losing coach from his own division because Peyton Manning called him and told him to.

I can now only imagine this happening with Peyton doing a Jerky Boys style prank call voice

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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"The following list of people are not fired from the Jets:

Johnson, Chris

That is all."

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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I was curious, but apparently Adams has enjoyed a 10-29 record here at the Jets.

Losing 75% of the time would make most people cranky

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Twitch Plays Pokemon, but with an NFL team

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Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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syzpid posted:

Saw this exchange on an AV article, and I feel like it just summarizes the Jets season. This is worse than the "ghosts" quote

Im having flashbacks of striking out in little league :ohdear:

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