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Here, have the top result for each _____ fan on imgur: https://i.imgur.com/hXzb4vA.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/QPxdGvz.mp4 Well okay, except for the Patriots because that returns mostly just lots of pictures of guns and sad veteran memes, so instead:
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2019 19:29 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 12:51 |
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Patriots probably aren't in the market for him regardless. They drafted a tackle in the 1st round last year. Now a tight end or receiver, ooh boy.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2019 19:22 |
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Winning 9 games and looking competent would do more for the Jets' cap space then rollover money anyway. Not having to pay $1.50 on the dollar for free agents because they think you're a loser trainwreck is incredibly valuable.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 20:52 |
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Kickers miss so few kicks relatively that missing like four more in a season by chance will drop you from the 5th most accurate to 25th. All you want to be is not one of those half dozen teams each year that have a hosed kicker problem and you're good. The difference between an average kicker and a great one is a couple of FG's and being willing to try (and having a way higher chance of missing) longer FG's. That said, kickers are such a low % of the cap, that you might as well lock them up nowadays, because their pay is practically a rounding error on the cap. Kalli fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Aug 9, 2019 |
# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 20:28 |
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The patriots have both Josh Gordon AND Demaryius Thomas fuckos!!!! Really though, best skill guys in the AFC East is not exactly a strong competition.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2019 15:55 |
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Diva Cupcake posted:RIP Edelman 2.0 drat, and here I thought it was finally the era of the slow, unathletic wide receiver
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2019 16:11 |
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4.76 40 time.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2019 16:15 |
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mcmagic posted:Pats fan logic is that guys like Gordon who hasn't been able to stay on the field ever in his career or Thomas who hasn't been good in 4 years are stone cold givens and guys on the Jets who have shown that they are on the upswing like Crowder, Anderson and Herndon are giant question marks. Come on man.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2019 17:37 |
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Athanatos posted:Who are the 2? Oh wow yeah, you aren't kidding. They definitely need to figure out their receivers and definitely could struggle like pre-Gordon last year, but man is that first half of the season pretty easy on paper. Steelers @Dolphins Jets @Bills @Washington Giants @Jets Browns @Ravens <Bye> @Eagles Cowboys @Texans Chiefs @Bengals Bills Dolphins
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2019 22:41 |
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:But this one's not a rapist or a petulant manchild, or an egotistical psycho OR a fat sack of crap! I'm glad Romeo Crennel is back in the league.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 15:47 |
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:I was thinking of Weis. Romeo's a good guy, just not HC material. Yeah I presumed you were talking about Patricia / McDaniels / O'Brien / Weis respectively. Romeo was just good enough to be average, which wasn't enough. Dude got 10 wins in a season in Cleveland though with Derek Anderson balling out at QB, that's the loving high point of that franchise.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 15:51 |
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mcmagic posted:Nothing Gase did was as laughably awful as starting Nathan Peterman. The Peterman funnily enough, balled out in the preseason last year. He is just like Matt Schaub levels of shook when the games actually matter. Like I bet Peterman wins the backup job on the Raiders because in practice, he is just a significantly better QB then Mike Glennon.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 15:59 |
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He might've stayed on if he called defensive adjustments because the 2nd team guys need that experience as well or if he didn't call defensive plays because they wanted to give him experience doing that.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2019 19:57 |
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Ehud posted:FO: check out these ratings of football players. we've got everything all figured out! we call it DVOA
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 19:06 |
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Ehud posted:what the hell i didn't say any of this? Aaron Schatz is coming to your house with a snub nosed revolver and a vhs copy of Dan Marino vs Steve Bono from Dec. 12th 1994.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 19:14 |
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That's the way football is meant to be enjoyed!
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 20:49 |
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I disagree but I laughed: https://twitter.com/LoechnerNFL/status/1164742793874608129
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 00:43 |
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The Texans getting a good tackle for Clowney would make me question the value of having a GM.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2019 00:13 |
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Docjowles posted:Meanwhile the NFL outsider with Belichick levels of football autism would be passed over for Brian Schottenheimer’s dog walker for a job, and the cycle of inbred mediocrity repeats forever. That person just has to glom onto the kid of an NFL coach and then through hard work and determination they too could aspire to the heights of being a knockoff Ernie Adams someday.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2019 16:43 |
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Please name a blue chip QB that didn't have flowery articles written about his upcoming sophomore year. Wanna go dig up some Jamarcus sophmore year hype-icles.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 17:18 |
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Tackle is probably the 2nd most important position on your team due to positional scarcity and the importance in protecting the most important guy. If you have a good tackle and no replacement plan, pay them loving anything and don't get rid of them, god drat.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 18:51 |
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Also I don't know how often they work out in free agency, but Nate Solder has been complete dogshit since signing his giant contract
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 21:01 |
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Armando and Omar cowering under a trainer's table as the players storm the facility and set fire to Chris Grier's office
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 21:17 |
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Yeah, you know what. For that haul it's acceptable to trade a LT. Good job stealing a dumb man's draft picks Miami.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2019 23:23 |
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It'll probably be on the harder end for them to sign FA's, but they could always just buy a few draft picks, by like, trading for some horrific mistakes other teams made. Maybe you could have Todd Gurley and some Raiders next year!
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2019 00:21 |
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Diva Cupcake posted:lol. Also Jets claimed the kicker the Vikings paid a 5th for last week and a WR from the Pats called Berrios. Braxton Berrios looked really good over the first half of camp then completely disappeared. Also teams should probably gently caress around with their kickers less and replace their ST coaches more.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2019 17:54 |
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Can't wait to see half a roster start imitating AB. Sir, sir, the Dolphins are revolting!
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 00:03 |
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I think if the Dolphins knew they were gonna tank like this this year they wouldn't have hired Flores and gone with a retread they could safely throw in the garbage after the tank. Keeping Flores is gonna be tough because if the locker room is getting poisoned like reports, then he won't survive this, and it makes it tougher to get a good young coach to be willing to take the gig next year.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 15:49 |
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If he gets there before the ball I can't see it with the naked eye
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 16:19 |
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The jets schedule is brutal and staring at an 0-6 burger is looking fairly reasonable at this point, BUT look at that next set of games. You should reasonably expect to have 4-7 wins by the end of that IF people get healthy and Adam Gase is worth half a poo poo. Browns @Patriots <Bye> @Eagles Cowboys Patriots @Jaguars @Dolphins Giants @Washington Raiders @Bengals Dolphins @Ravens Steelers @Bills
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 15:55 |
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:What week will Jets/Dolphins/Bills get their first out of division win? When do they each play the Giants?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 15:56 |
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https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/1172156250987139073 Now Gase has mono.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 16:38 |
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fsif posted:Wait what? Team doctors share the test results with the head coach before the player? What's Gase's bedside manner like? This seems like a slightly insane arrangement. My guess is the doctors told Darnold and Gase he has Mono, then Gase went to tell Darnold he's out for awhile because Darnold probably thought he could play because he's just under the weather or whatever.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 16:46 |
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The Dolphins defense had enough life in it that a merely bad offense would let them win a couple of games. But holy poo poo Dolphins, your line can't block and your receivers can't catch at an NFL level.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2019 21:17 |
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Ehud posted:I can’t wait to see how we screw up 3 firsts in 2020. As long as you don't fire your GM immediately after the draft, I think you'll be okay.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 02:28 |
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Ehud posted:stupid rear end in a top hat has to wait for a season where we're intentionally trying to lose to get a win down there lol There's a great stat that Brady has more losses in Miami then he does in Foxborough over the last like decade.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 16:31 |
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Minka is good, but the Dolphins just got what is probably going to be like the 5th-15th overall pick for him. That's a pretty good haul Steelers also got a really good corner who's cost controlled for two years, so it's not like the vast, vast majority of player trades.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2019 05:04 |
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I didn't see the game last night but that seems high if the Jets are getting guys Mosley and other guys back, which I mean is a bit silly, but over 3 TD's is loving ridiculous for non-Dolphins teams. I think I'd take Bengals -21 over the Dolphins right now though.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2019 18:05 |
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Oh right, I completely brainfarted on Siemian, i didn't realize he went down last night. Well then.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2019 18:18 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 12:51 |
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tarbrush posted:I feel a 2-2 tie would be more appropriate, an extra soupcon of offensive ineptitude would really spice it up I'd love to see a combined score in the 30's that was entirely off of defensive scoring.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2019 22:43 |