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EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~


Lmao he's in his 30s too. Every since I turned 30 my recovery from casual gym going has noticeably diminished. Shame Ethan pocic sucks rear end

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EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

I think it is becoming more apparent that they Cards don;t know what they are going to get with Murray but know he is dynamic. They probably know what they would have gotten with Rosen after all this stuff coming out. And if I am new coach I'm going to live or die by my own personel choices rather than the choices of the complete abject failure of a coach who came before me

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Benny the Snake posted:

So Bobby Wagner was out of practice the other day because he received "platelet-rich plasma" treatment on his knee. Coach Carroll claims he'll be back for the 2nd preseason game. I know Dee Ford has received similar treatment but should we be worried? Especially given our depleted defense? :ohdear:

He has gotten that treatment like 3 times before. So I wouldn't worry

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Bob Socko posted:

Russell Wilson updated his profile pic on Facebook. Note that he is handing off the ball.



Ahh yes.the "was that fart a shart?" Face

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

DariusLikewise posted:

Imagine not wanting to pay Frank Clark 20 million a year and trading him in a shrewd cap-saving move, then trading for Jadeveon Clowney, a worse player, and paying him 20 million a year

Seahawks arent gonna trade for clowney. that is crazy talk.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

The more I think about it the more I'd be ok with a clowney trade. Hawks have 2 second rounders and if he is a 1 year rental then I'd expect a 3rd round comp pick in 2021. So a trade would at worst be downgrading a 2nd to a 3rd a year later if he is not resigned. The trade off would be severely upgrading the weakest part of the team for the next year

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

The Texans don't have a GM. Now is the time for fleecing

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

If Seattle’s young secondary and wrs step up, and Duane Brown doesn’t decline, Seattle looks like a really good team. And heck, I’m excited about it.

poo poo, i'm very excited

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

DariusLikewise posted:

Both teams last night did not show commitment to establishing the run with predictable results :schotty:

preach; something like a 4:1 pass-run on the bears offense. shameful

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

I like to wear my old busted ET rookie jersey that i legit got his rookie year. It's the 2000s colors so everyone knows I'm no bandwagoner. Feels like busting out a 1st edition Pokemon card.

Today I am wearing my ESTABLISH THE RUN shirt. It was funny trying to explain to my wife why I find the shirt cool and good and wtf establish the run means.

Also this is my last baby free weekend. My daughter is being delivered on the 13th. So I said gently caress it and got a single ticket to the Bengals game. Gonna get some of that J&M brunch before the game hell yeab

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~


Let's goooooooo

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Play posted:

Rushing success rate? What the gently caress is that, I don't need that information. All I need to know is who is establishing the run with the most attempts.

By that metric,

1 Baltimore 46.0 46.0 46.0 -- 46.0 33.5
2 Minnesota 38.0 38.0 38.0 38.0 -- 22.3
3 Indianapolis 33.0 33.0 33.0 -- 33.0 25.4
4 San Francisco 32.0 32.0 32.0 -- 32.0 26.4
5 LA Rams 32.0 32.0 32.0 -- 32.0 29.0

Seattle is way down in 13th and Arizona in 16th. Shameful, must establish the run harder

Seattle just didnt have enough chances to have very many attempts. mostly because the oline was not doing hot

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~


*lips tremble; tears stream down my face from behind my sunglasses*

"That's my quarterback"

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Benny the Snake posted:

Should I wear my Carson or Metcalf jersey tomorrow?

Run a pair of 40 yd dashes and and which ever you run the fastest in go with

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Chichevache posted:

That was cool as gently caress, but it didn't carry the same importance as the Kam hit. Big game against our biggest rival? That was a "And now, introducing, The Legion of Boom!" moment.

I was at that game and I thought he might be dead

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

DariusLikewise posted:

Russell Wilson's passing chart against Pittsburgh is hilarious



Only misses throwing to left sideline

I'll take it

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Play posted:

The notable part is all the green. Also, though, it's a pretty shallow pattern, only one completion beyond about 12 yards and the majority within 5 yards of the line of scrimmage.

Where is Metcalfs 30 yd TD on this chart?

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

seiferguy posted:

I love this play

https://mobile.twitter.com/SamuelRGold/status/1178437576186892293

He just fuckin trucked to get that first down.

I was hell yeah-ing so hard after that play. Marshawn-esq. Hope this gives Carson back the confident to just truck a man

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

tk posted:

Sounders have been game day posters for a few years and at this point you can buy any of them online for $20.

I hope you can get a print of any of them after the season.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Athanatos posted:

This is now on the server:



To add it, whenever you buy an avatar add that url with the img tags to the bottom.


I can queue some for thread regulars if you quote this and tell me your favorite run.

Beastquake will forever be my favorite. I watched it at the Vegas Hilton sportsbook and it ruined so many loud mouths "easy money" betting against the 7-9 Seahawks

Second is all the runs to come

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Hell yeah run gang

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Guard might not be the worst spot on him since his athletic measurable were not great

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Bob Socko posted:

Holy smokes, the Cardinals won?

Someone had to. Happy it was a rep of the NFL Best

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

I'm not ready to accept the niners might be good

Go back to the shadows

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Qwijib0 posted:

Avg Rush yards per game through week 5:

pre:
1 	San Francisco 	200.0 	
2 	Baltimore 	192.2 	
3 	Minnesota 	166.4 	
4 	Carolina 	143.6 	
5 	Indianapolis 	142.0 	
6 	Dallas 		140.8 	
7 	Buffalo 	139.6 	
8 	Jacksonville 	138.0 	
9 	Oakland 	134.4 	
10 	Houston 	129.4 	
11 	Arizona 	126.8 	
12 	Seattle 	122.6 	
13 	Detroit 	120.5 	
14 	Denver 		118.6 	
15 	NY Giants 	116.0 	
16 	Tennessee 	115.6 	
17 	Cleveland 	112.4 	
18 	Philadelphia 	111.8 	
19 	Tampa Bay 	109.4 	
20 	New Orleans 	104.4 	
21 	New England 	99.0 	
22 	LA Rams 	96.2 
23 	Green Bay 	93.0 	
24 	LA Chargers 	89.8 	
25 	Kansas City 	88.6 	
26 	Chicago 	80.6 	
27 	Washington 	68.8 	
28 	Atlanta 	67.6 	
29 	Pittsburgh 	67.0 	
30 	NY Jets 	66.0 	
31 	Cincinnati 	61.2 	
32 	Miami 		51.8 	
get your poo poo together, Rams!
200! Per game!? My lord

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Coldforge posted:

Welp, McGlinchey is out for 4-6 weeks as well. No starting LT, no starting RT, no starting FB.

This is fine!

edit: and of course the swing tackle was injured in preseason, so they're officially on the 4th string tackle now.

Still a lot of games to play better this happen early-ish.

Change if topic.
Im irritated that hawks have to root for the rams this weekend. Seems the NFC West will be a. BOat race if things keep up.

That said I won't mind if the rams lose bc gently caress the rams

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

shirts and skins posted:

Duane Brown doubtful, DJ Fluker appears to be out. Not great when facing Myles Garrett! This may indeed be an L.

Fant will play LT. Jones, who did surprisingly well in spot duty during the rams game, will take over at G.

I think the hawks will do fine. Wilson is loving money this year and will bullshit out a win or look great trying

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Coldforge posted:

I mean, RWBS only let them split their contests last year, when the 49ers were an absolute wreck :shrug:

Bad special teams let them split last year. Niners got absolutely destroyed in Seattle. Should be a hard hitting physical couple of games this time around. In RWBS we.trust.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~


Lmao this guy threw for 395yds against the seahawks. Just lol seahawks defense not great

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Benne posted:

I think Seahawks/Ravens will come down to whichever team has the ball last. Neither defense has been inspiring so far -- I can easily see Lamar gashing holes in our front seven with the undisciplined tackling, while Russ just keeps doing his thing and making plays on the other side. This game has sneaky shootout potential.

This has the makings of the crazy Houston seattle game shootout a few years back. While that would be fun I hope the hawks crush them. I'm ready for a breather game instead of constant tight butthole.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Lmao pete said that if they weren't going to kick the FG on that 4th and 3 they would have punted because "that's who we are"

That's like end of career homlgren quality talk right there. Game may have passed him by and russ being a football God keeping the hawks chugging along

Go hawks tho

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Hawks got diggs!

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

DariusLikewise posted:

Seattle should just run four verts with Metcalf, Gordon, Lockett and Moore over and over and over

This is how I play madden

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Spoeank posted:

Richard Sherman spent his early afternoon sad posting that his wife wouldnt let him put up a christmas tree already, and I dont know how I spent the better part of a decade hating a man with that kind of energy.

Sherman is easy to love and easy to hate.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

seiferguy posted:

I think the Bucs, having the worst pass defense and a good run defense, allows this one slight blemish.

Also Carson still broke 100 yards regardless so you could say they passed because they established the run??

Against the top ranked run defense as well.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

seiferguy posted:

SF and SEA going 6-6 ending with a tie might make everyone lose their mind.

The idea that the seahawks could hold a team under 21 points is laughable non the less stopping the opposing team from scoring for an entire 10 min extra period.

Hawks defense is just booty. Pete's playing like he has a whole bunch of studs but he doesn't. The lining up with a "they know what we are doing and we just beat them by playing better/being better than them" doesn't work when you are in fact. Not better.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

I expect either a shootout with the Seahawks winning or the seahawks defense being completely blown up and the offense kept off the field for a 13-27 type loss

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Outside of hunt (which is a huge 'oh no') I see a bunch of veteran days off :shepface:

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

seiferguy posted:

Hasn't the running joke been that Russ always is running for his life?

And he holds on to the ball forever rather than make a risky throw leading to more sacks

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EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Thank god for the bye week coming up. Rest up.boys


Yisssssssssssssssssss :hawksin:

Pay clowney

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