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seiferguy
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Stealing the idea from the AFCE thread, I did a search for ___ fan and have decided to post my favorite results:


(sry for the doxx, spoeank)





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Spoeank posted:

wasn't once enough


lmao

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Trying to come up with an All-NFCW team, to see if it could beat other divisions:

QB: Russell Wilson
RB: Todd Gurley (for 1 more year lol), Chris Carson, Matt Breida
WR: Robert Woods, Tyler Lockett
TE: George Kittle
T: Andrew Whitworth, Joe Staley
G: Austin Blythe, DJ Fluker
C: Justin Britt

Obviously top heavy with Rams and Seahawks (hooray Kittle). Dang Arizona's o-line looks real bad. Tyler Lockett was the top rated receiver by DVOA last year (though his total yards are lacking due to the tried and true commitment to establishing the run) hence his inclusion. The rest of the WR lineup would probably be filled out by Rams players.

Defense:
DE: Chandler Jones, Arik Armstead
DT: Aaron Donald, DeForest Buckner
LBs: Bobby Wagner, Cory Littleton, KJ Wright
CB: Patrick Peterson, Richard Sherman
FS: Eric Weddle
SS: Budda Baker

More variety here. Donald and Wagner make up the top players in their field.

P: Hekker / Dickson
K: Greg Zuerlein

Hekker and Dickson were pro bowlers. You could rotate out Zuerlein for Myers or Gould and still be in a good shape.

Is this a division that runs the gamut against the rest of the league? Its top heavy as hell for sure. I didnt include any rookies since I'm not gonna fall for the hype, yet.

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hifi posted:

swearinger, david johnson, larry. charles clay? kirk was on pace for 800 yards which is incredible in that offense as a rookie.

Thought a bit about including Larry, but he's not in his prime anymore :(

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DariusLikewise posted:

Put David Johnson in on the RB depth chart. WRs can be Woods, Cooks, Lockett, Pettis. Get McVay and Shanahan working together again to draw up the scheme.

Also put Duane Brown at LG and Blythe at RG

Duane Brown is a natural T, which is why I hesitated to put him at G. I don't like offensive linemen playing out of position

Edit: JR Sweezy over Fluker seems... bad. Sweezy only has health over Fluker.

seiferguy fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Aug 6, 2019

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Chichevache posted:

Nick Bosa looks really good out there, but he's going to be exposed pretty quick once o linemen can key onto his tendency to fake left but always go right.

hehe

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The only family more cursed than the Kennedys :rip:

https://mobile.twitter.com/Rob_Lowder/status/1159172484324712449

seiferguy
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George Fant has the dreaded "legit" ankle sprain :smith:

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Its Rinaldo posted:

Jermaine Kearse died trying to establish the run.

Also discovered Seattle has a UDFA named Jazz Ferguson whom is immediately my favorite player based on his name.

Dude seems like he could be a legit breakthrough UDFA. Basically was on a D1 team, failed out and went to some D2 league which is why he went unnoticed.

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MacheteZombie posted:

Bortles could out drink any qb and that's what is most important

Well, I guess if you're counting active QBs, sure...

seiferguy
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Play posted:

I just had a revelation. Quarterbacks should not throw the ball, they should in fact serve as lead blockers on the backside of run plays. I want a 6'5" 300 lb quarterback who will establish the run for me

Alternatively: bring back the wildcat.

seiferguy
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I dont think we have the cap space for Clowney unless we jettison a lot of assets.

seiferguy
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I, too, have run establishment charts

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shirts and skins posted:

I mean I agree but

Wasn't that second pic after beating Green Bay in the NFCCG though

Well, you see, the real reason Russell was crying because he upset God by throwing for the final TD instead of handing the ball off.

Edit: on second thought I think this is a better graph

seiferguy fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Aug 15, 2019

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Bob Socko posted:

guys help

my Seahawks flag is too big for my flagpole and also my fiancée is unsure about Seahawks flags in general

:sever:

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That Paxton Lynch hit was seriously hosed up:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ConcussionLF/status/1163483046017998849

His neck is gonna look like Mike Glennon's afterward.

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Intel&Sebastian posted:

The blitz is the Knuckles to the runs Sonic

And with the way he flies down a field, that makes DK Metcalf Tales.

seiferguy
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algebra testes posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MffCiJrPjgQ

SB Nation Collapse on the decline of the Niners under Harbaugh. Well not under Harbaugh per se but you know what I mean.

lol I forgot about that catastrophic 2015 offseason where Tomsula got hired and every 49er mainstay was like "nah gently caress it, I'm not risking my body for this guy" and retired.

seiferguy
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If Russ gets injured, just run Carson and Penny out of the wildcat all the time.

seiferguy
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Cassius March to the Cards. NFC Wincest continues.

seiferguy
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Apparently the Bengals' offensive line is made up of dying players and UDFAs, so you couldn't ask for a better chance for Clowney's debut.

seiferguy
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algebra testes posted:

The GDT is just gonna be all us spamming :schotty: right

If there is justice in the world, all NFCW fans will, too. Even Rams fans who can hear Gurley's knees grinding from the field.

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The worst jerseys for Blue Friday are 12 and 3. It's more fun when people bust out an old Lofa Tatupu jersey or Bobby Engram one as opposed to some lovely bland one.

seiferguy
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In the height of Seahawks bandwagonism in 2013, people got openly mocked at my job if they didnt wear Seahawks stuff on Blue Friday. Fuckin' Everett.

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Spoeank posted:

They're called 12s because that's the year they became fans

fuckin GOTEM

lol

The real reason is much more capitalist in nature in that the agreement with Texas A&M expired and Paul Allen ( :rip: in piss) was too cheap to renew it so they "rebranded" from 12th man to 12s and no one noticed.

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I'm trying to think what might be the worst jersey to wear on Blue Friday...

- Jerramy Stevens
- Brian Bosworth (actually, this would own)
- Aaron Curry
- Brian Russell (double points cause he was 25 like Sherman)
- Dan McGwire, a deep cut and most wouldn't get it
- Blair Walsh

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Coldforge posted:

Steve Largent uniform with his name crossed out and Jerry Rice written in, or gtfo.

Actually that's a fantastic one since Largent is a massive chud.

seiferguy
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kensei posted:

Rick Mirer

Mirer was lovely but McGwire is arguably the worst QB in Seahawks history.

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Bob Socko posted:

I know I’m supposed to root against division rivals, but it’s way funnier if the Cardinals beat the Lions.

I root for teams that establish the run

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Mustached Demon posted:

They're the Mets of the NFL aren't they?

Happy the 49ers won.

Mets have actually won the world series, so... no.

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shirts and skins posted:

The Mariners, actually

DK Metcalf rules, Tedric Thompson absolutely does not. Seattle's game plan is bad as usual, but that's how the first four games go with this team. A win is the most we can ever hope for.

The Mariners are 100% the Browns in this case.

seiferguy
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Shuffling of the deck chairs at FS

https://mobile.twitter.com/benyarthur/status/1171107211189161986

seiferguy
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I think the hope is that Marquise Blair becomes the starting safety eventually, but he's probably not ready yet.

Shaquill Griffin surprisingly had a decent game at least.

seiferguy
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Tedric Thompson still isn't the worst free safety I've seen in a Seahawks uniform though...

seiferguy
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NFC West, the winningest conference in football :smuggo:

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

I’m pretty stoked that our QB doesn’t kiss children on the lips, defend torture, or commit sexual violence.

Also, when he wears a hat, it's a hat you can set your watch to.

seiferguy
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That Cardinals list is quite amazing.

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Manoueverable posted:

Is it heresy to say I miss the Harbaugh and Kaep Niners? Those teams might have been all-time establish the run contenders

Frank Gore was the run establisher on those teams.

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Manoueverable posted:

Hear me out on this one:

St. Francis of Gore, patron saint of establishing the run

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Thank you anonymous techbro angel investor who is donating to the cause of av changes to those disrespecting the run.

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