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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

The Time stone is Alvarez. Andrew Friedman is Dr Strange saying “it’s the only way”

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/jaysonst/status/1157011278898049024

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

The first thing Sam Dyson did as a Twin: blew a 3 run save, really awesome poo poo :waycool:

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Guy who calls for a pitch at the head: two games

Guy who throws pitch: ten games.

Fire Clint Hurdle into the sun IMO.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

bradzilla posted:

The first thing Sam Dyson did as a Twin: blew a 3 run save, really awesome poo poo :waycool:

I legit feel awful for anyone that has Sam Dyson.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Lol if you think Kela listens to anybody

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

bradzilla posted:

The first thing Sam Dyson did as a Twin: blew a 3 run save, really awesome poo poo :waycool:

Against the Marlins

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
N: https://twitter.com/Mets/status/1157012047974023175

V: This is gonna be an awesome edition to flying catches as extended netting gets added to more and more stadiums.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

40 games worth of suspensions :eyepop:

Out of curiosity what’s the biggest brawl in terms of total days suspended?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Holy poo poo dudes are gonna start slingshotting themselves off the nets to get more elevation to rob home runs hit into the corner.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Chief McHeath posted:

Guy who calls for a pitch at the head: two games

Guy who throws pitch: ten games.

Fire Clint Hurdle into the sun IMO.

It's worse than that, because they specifically note that Hurdle has done this on multiple occasions.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Big Mean Jerk posted:


Out of curiosity what's the biggest brawl in terms of total days suspended?

Curious to see this as well

And god drat I love Jeff McNeil

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Laffo at Hurdle's weird purple face only getting 2 games.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


This outfield defense is going to an adventure.

https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/1157006166586798082?s=19

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003


But I was told Kela didn't even throw at Dietrich!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Greinke owns, proper bathroom hygiene is a must for civilized society

Yeah BRAD PEACOCK

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
A black pitcher scaring a white batter gets a bigger suspension than a white pitcher hitting a black Dominican batter :thunk:

Very curious...

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Intruder posted:

But I was told Kela didn't even throw at Dietrich!



Pirates/Reds fans: I can't believe that my team's players, blameless in all of this receive unfair suspensions while the other team, a gang of blackguards, gets off easy

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011

GalacticAcid posted:

A black pitcher scaring a white batter gets a bigger suspension than a white pitcher hitting a black Dominican batter :thunk:

Very curious...

Yeah it's kinda bogus Amir got 8 games

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Johnny Bravo posted:

Yeah it's kinda bogus Amir got 8 games

I meant Hughes, who actually hit Marte and only got three.

Anyway I'm fine with the suspensions, it's w/e. Garrett def should have got the most but Torre gonna Torre.

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
I know who you meant, I was just poking fun at your theory or whatever

Being serious, Garrett not getting the biggest one is a little surprising to me as well.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Ah. Didn't register since Garrett wasn't being penalized for a pitch.

GoatSeeGuy
Dec 26, 2003

What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?


Chief McHeath posted:

Holy poo poo dudes are gonna start slingshotting themselves off the nets to get more elevation to rob home runs hit into the corner.


Just wait till someone breaks a finger or two getting stuck in it.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

zoux posted:



Pirates/Reds fans: I can't believe that my team's players, blameless in all of this receive unfair suspensions while the other team, a gang of blackguards, gets off easy

NO Collusion, NO Obstruction, EXONERATED

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Kinda clever

https://twitter.com/Marlins/status/1157025217836920835

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Miami's social media guy is the best player on the team

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

GalacticAcid posted:

A black pitcher scaring a white batter gets a bigger suspension than a white pitcher hitting a black Dominican batter :thunk:

Very curious...

I know this is a joke post but yeah no poo poo headhunting is penalised more than a regular HBP

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the mets have won seven straight

...nah

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Mets going to win the pennant

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
As if the Greinke thing didn't comfortably ice a division that was already basically iced, Ramon Laureano is out at least a month

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Thank God. See you in 8 run games in the 6th, Luke Jackson.

https://twitter.com/680TheFan/status/1157028889736163328?s=19

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Sobotka and Minter are gone, Braves should have all the new bullpen guys available tonight.

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?
Taco Defender

This one isn't bad either:

https://twitter.com/BlueJays/status/1156408952994902016

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

elentar posted:

Sobotka and Minter are gone

I'm playing the ending music from Return of the Jedi in my head right now

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
I feel like the Brewers need to acquire Seth Beer somehow

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/brianmctaggart/status/1157034885418311688

I guess Sanchez is in the rotation for now.

That's a home start for Grienke

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Mets are now above 20% to make the playoffs per fangraphs. They have a better run differential than the Phillies and the Brewers.

Ya gotta believe.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
I hyped the Mets all offseason and through May so I hope they stay red hot and vindicate my dumb rear end

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

jit bull transpile posted:

I feel like the Brewers need to acquire Seth Beer somehow

Perhaps Brewer would be a better fit?

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/brianmctaggart/status/1157034885418311688

I guess Sanchez is in the rotation for now.

That's a home start for Grienke

My guess is Sanchez won’t be a permanent resident of that #5 spot and this start will primarily be to see how he might shake out for next year and what role he’ll play in the bullpen this year.

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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Big Mean Jerk posted:

My guess is Sanchez won’t be a permanent resident of that #5 spot and this start will primarily be to see how he might shake out for next year and what role he’ll play in the bullpen this year.


Probably true. Wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see him excel in a starter's role next year though. I'm bullish on him, especially w/ Houston's development / coaching staff.

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