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Aug 1, 2019 21:26
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Aug 1, 2019 21:33
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*ENDLESS SCREAMING*
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Aug 1, 2019 21:35
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We're going fishing
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Aug 1, 2019 21:41
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"I don't think we're getting Forums Search fixed anytime soon."
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Aug 1, 2019 22:13
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International Space Station, 2069
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Aug 1, 2019 22:15
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General Dog posted:"I don't think we're getting Forums Search fixed anytime soon." Lol
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Aug 1, 2019 22:26
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"Terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center, killing thousands."
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Aug 1, 2019 22:28
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They won’t even fit!
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Aug 1, 2019 22:31
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"Ah sir, I see you saw my internet ad, let us begin by removing your penis as first course."
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Aug 1, 2019 22:33
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 “Look at all those fuckin pogs!”
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Aug 1, 2019 22:35
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Aug 1, 2019 23:08
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Meck Pomses posted:
Lol
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Aug 2, 2019 00:43
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 “And it goes right into the oven at Auschvitz! German engineering!”
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Aug 2, 2019 00:46
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i'm here for the Magic tournament
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Aug 2, 2019 04:12
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 3.6 roentgen. not great, not terrible.
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Aug 2, 2019 05:54
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What do you mean "this isn't the kind of cowgirl I meant"?
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Aug 2, 2019 06:06
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 “You stay here Pick, I’m going to go sleep under the truck.”
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Aug 2, 2019 06:13
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"I'm outraged. You promised me dog or higher!"
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Aug 2, 2019 06:24
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I wish dad wasn't so overprotective. I was doing fine! I might not have a stinger, but I could've killed that man with pincers alone.
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Aug 2, 2019 06:36
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 By Billy, age 9
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Aug 2, 2019 06:45
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The King of Spain beseeching his loyal subjects about the cool new lisp
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Aug 2, 2019 09:29
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"All right, you can go ahead and cross now, ma'am, but make sure to call him your trampleslut as you go."
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Aug 2, 2019 09:31
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So much for the tolerant left!
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Aug 2, 2019 09:37
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 Maureen could not believe her eyes. Not only was Harold battling the monster under their bed, but he was winning.
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Aug 2, 2019 09:43
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 "Just blow your nose well once and get it over with"  "Is he wearing a towel?" "Hes dressed like poo poo, you must aquit!"  "The big problem is that people don't believe a revolution is possible, and it is not possible precisely because they do not believe it is possible" "Oww! hosed in the back by Burger King Arabia!"  "Thank you for voting Harris/Biden 2020"  "Youre right, Henry, its incredible! Tuxes! Thousands of drowned millionaires tuxes!"  Do you, Killer Smith, take Underwear Jones to be your lawfully married wife?" "This is full of farts, its the only way I can live"  "Here you go sir, a prescription for a new dumb shirt" "Its good being dead at the body farm" "Yes"  "Im glad I wore this pre-shrunk uniform, because of this rain"  "There goes fish man"  ""i wish I could turn around and paint the lighthouse, but my feet are nailed to the ground"  "Hello, you live like poo poo"  "If we smoke cigars around the dog long enough it will die of cancer" "Cool!"  "Never been good at knitting, just take this hosed up jumper Im wearing for example" "Eventually computers will be as small as your hand, but not today"  "Now they are glued to the idiot box we can go and gently caress"  "Come meet my retarded wife"  "Were going to sting you with fire ants, so the tribe accepts you as a grown man" "Wanna gently caress, monster?"  "My dog is a sub"  "Fully sikh, mate"  "I dont know what I do really. Loan hearthstones. I dont even know what they are"  "How good is being killed, Martha?" "Its thrilling, John!" "Is he rating his own homebrew on Untappd?" "Hello Cleveland! In accordance with Megans Law I must advise you..." "Why wont my husband make gently caress?" "Wow, you heavy lady" "If you stand up your head will hit the roof, which is my floor, and vice versa" "Im cheating!" "Please poop on the horse like a Western person" "Like most cats Im actually lactose intolerant" "If my beard keeps growing we will need to get a longer couch" "I'll have the house wine" "Thanks for helping me bang my wife" "Im fishing" "Samesies"
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Aug 2, 2019 10:35
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I just nutted, but she's still sucking, aaaaaaaaahhhhh
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Aug 2, 2019 10:52
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"Just got a call from the union office. They say Mr. Hoffa's gonna be out of town for a while." "Jesus christ, they changed the site design again?" "You're into metaphors, right? Here's a visual interpretation of what we did with your wife last night." "The Turkey Vulture defends itself by projectile vomiting at targets of up to ten feet away. Now, your turn." "I mean, look at him! He probably doesn't even know how to spell degloving!"
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Aug 2, 2019 11:06
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 "Johnny, you sure got some balls to play that."
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Aug 2, 2019 11:22
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"And that, my dear is how we made your mother."
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Aug 2, 2019 11:30
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"No! SELF walking dogs"
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Aug 2, 2019 11:52
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Sparky is foreverially tied up and NOT enjoying himself.
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Aug 2, 2019 11:57
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Last week, on Legion...
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Aug 2, 2019 21:09
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The phantom exterior like fish eggs, interior like suicide wrist red
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Aug 3, 2019 04:16
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:
DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!
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Aug 3, 2019 06:59
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THAT IS MY TEA TAKE THEM OUT YOU'RE A MAIL MAN THEY DON'T EVEN STEEP
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Aug 3, 2019 07:07
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"Once the sharks eat us we can travel back to town in their stomachs" "Gerald, your rear end boner!" "Ok, we kick each other in the vag on 3...2.." "I'm just letting my farts get off on this floor, mam" "I assume when the train gets here they will lower some steps or something, because there is no raised stand for passengers to safely alight." "Yes, there is a woman hidden in my office for purpose of blowjob, I mean...no, there isn't." "Im loving baked" "Sir, this is a goat restaurant, we dont serve your kind" "Michael you look gorgeous" "My dad said I could be eaten first" "And thats why we no longer have one hour Martinising" "Boy, I cant wait until my head grows up and I can have glasses" "He said I was dummy thicc and you know Im a sucker for rear end compliments"
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"Please, no meat touching ma'am."
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