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spams racist emotes 78 15.92%
what the gently caress are you talking OP?eat poo poo 163 33.27%
spams racist emotes 88 17.96%
goku 161 32.86%
Total: 296 votes
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Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ9uzaPZiDQ

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NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


I have to assume there's something wrong with my personality because the most popular streamers are absolutely insufferable to me.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

NofrikinfuN posted:

I have to assume there's something wrong with my personality because the most popular streamers are absolutely insufferable to me.

welcome to being old

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Goku poll option should've been "Spam Goku emotes"

:goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku::goku:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Chomp8645 posted:

*Famous personality receives several million dollars as part of publicity deal*

Some dumb gently caress face: "ah yes, this is not unlike the situation of a common retail worker..."

Lol relax bud "Ninja" will be ok whether or not you personally defend his honor itt

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



who?

Shamino
Mar 14, 2008

I am weary of loitering about Britain. There is much we could be accomplishing! Where hast thou been, anyway?
Chat can we get a Goku emote?

Shamino
Mar 14, 2008

I am weary of loitering about Britain. There is much we could be accomplishing! Where hast thou been, anyway?
*violently spazzes my body around as a pavlonian response to the chime of a tip*

Oh wait, wrong kind of steamer.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Get paid while you can, I'd imagine once a streamer turns 30 they take them behind a shed and shoot them.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Extra Large Marge posted:

Get paid while you can, I'd imagine once a streamer turns 30 they take them behind a shed and shoot them.

I'm 35, can I still sign up for this?

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


NofrikinfuN posted:

I'm 35, can I still sign up for this?

Only if you live stream it

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

NofrikinfuN posted:

I'm 35, can I still sign up for this?

the golden age for streaming is 15-25 then 80+ so you can be a sweet old gaming grandma so youll have to wait awhile

for your age range id suggest ranting about muslims and liberals on you 200 biewer live show

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Blast of Confetti posted:

for your age range id suggest ranting about muslims and liberals on you 200 biewer live show

Preferably from inside your car while wearing sunglasses.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Blast of Confetti posted:

the golden age for streaming is 15-25 then 80+ so you can be a sweet old gaming grandma so youll have to wait awhile

for your age range id suggest ranting about muslims and liberals on you 200 biewer live show

he could also grow a neckbeard and make youtube videos about how sjws are ruining video games.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
i already do all those things, weres my millions?

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




haha there are now rumours that he was paid a loving billion dollars :D

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Burt Sexual posted:

Nah, I voted for you eating poo poo already.
But would you have voted for him eating Goku's poo poo?

Mooey Cow posted:

Someone should livestream their posting and become the first person get paid millions to post imo.
This could be a great area for cumshitter to branch out into.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


big nipples big life posted:

he could also grow a neckbeard and make youtube videos about how sjws are ruining video games.

I already have the neckbeard, maybe I'm already a streamer?

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Sekenr posted:

haha there are now rumours that he was paid a loving billion dollars :D

no there aren't

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Sleeveless posted:

no there aren't

https://twitter.com/kojnarowski/sta...tut.by%2F648160

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


Lmao

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



Man, I should have invested my skill points into obnoxiousness instead of sarcasm.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Gotta say I never expected there'd be a time where some nerd got paid a billion dollars to play video games lol

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
This must be how our ancestors felt when professional sports became a thing.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Sunswipe posted:

This must be how our ancestors felt when professional sports became a thing.

Physical fitness has always been pretty important though. Screeching at a video game not so much.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Thanks next time don't be so lazy that I have to bait you to get you to post a source

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
That's pretty optimistic outlook for a new hairbrained Microsoft business idea to survive 6 years, unless they are paying him up front in which case lol.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

That's funny, but could we keep joke tweets out of this? Thanks

edit: oh, i was not aware it was actually a joke tweet. disregard...

Mozi fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Aug 2, 2019

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.






:lol: this can't be real.

bertolt rekt
Jul 30, 2007

Honky Dong Country posted:

All I know about this dweeb is he got owned by a crowd of NYers while trying to get them to do that stupid loving dance

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Pawn 17 posted:

:lol: this can't be real.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

holy shittttttttttttttttt pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


oh wait its a parody twitter.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

mackin to this bitch named ninja
used to be my homeboys streama

quote:

oh that bitch

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

the only people dumber than the people paying someone else to play video games are people who believe Microsoft paid a streamer a billion dollars.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

big nipples big life posted:

the only people dumber than the people paying someone else to play video games are people who believe Microsoft paid a streamer a billion dollars.

:shrug: It really wouldn't surprise me to see a company be that loving stupid. Paying people to play video games in general is pretty drat stupid imo.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

if T*m Br*dy doesn't get a billion dollars some kid playing fortnite isn't getting a billion dollars. use your noodle.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Could I just stream myself eating cereal laughing like sloth from Goonies?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Edgar posted:

Could I just stream myself eating cereal laughing like sloth from Goonies?

twitch has a whole category dedicated to people stuffing their face on camera so yes.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

big nipples big life posted:

if T*m Br*dy doesn't get a billion dollars some kid playing fortnite isn't getting a billion dollars. use your noodle.

Lol if you think I'm putting even the slightest amount of thought into this poo poo. (Other than "yeah that sounds pretty stupid")

Also I think somebody earlier in the thread said this little wiener already makes more than Tom Brady.

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Aug 2, 2019

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Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


big nipples big life posted:

if T*m Br*dy doesn't get a billion dollars some kid playing fortnite isn't getting a billion dollars. use your noodle.

NFL players union is balls.

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