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Burt Sexual posted:Waiting for a lurker to quote this and just say “shut the gently caress up”. Will be your probe. DoorMatt posted:Shut the gently caress up Hell yeah  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:How does one know if they have less than 100 posts? Is it just intuition or is there a way to know? I'd like to think that in ideal world there is a number for each of us, a constant compatible with our profiles, with our shared interfaces. That number would be the number of posts on our account. For some it would be 0 and the further you drift from your ideal number the worse you are portrayed in this virtual world that we surf in. gently caress, this is 50 words isn’t it.
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Aug 2, 2019 04:09
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kazr posted:Are you under the bed pizza goons wife.? What the heck does this mean?
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Last week I farted in a vo booth at work. The next morning I was in the same vo booth and my fart remained. Impressive, very impressive (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Yote posted:Heh. Look at this username + av + reg date triple combo just sitting on the shelf and it's an absolute WASTE
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toggle posted:Last week I farted in a vo booth at work. The next morning I was in the same vo booth and my fart remained. Impressive, very impressive Lurkers, don’t post like this. It’s pretty easy not to really.
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Yote posted:Heh. Wtf man. Radium I guess.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Post, twerkers. Its pretty scary tbh
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Aug 2, 2019 04:17
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I sometimes post
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My ex would take these massive shits and then call me into the bathroom to look at it. Eventually I realized that she was leading me into one of her fetishes which I found out when we were both drunk after a party. Turns out she likes for me to pick up the largest turd, put a condom over it, and then gently caress her pussy with it while also plowing my dick in her rear end. For whatever reason it had to be this combination specifically (couldn’t be turd in rear end and dick in vag). (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 2, 2019 04:18
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The first few years I think I was scared to post. Now I am less scared, but have been conditioned not to post. Real conundrum, imo.
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Aug 2, 2019 04:19
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I don't post very often.
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Aug 2, 2019 04:21
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Alright, I got out of the tub. What are you lurkers up to this fine evening? (921 EDGAR time)
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BONESAWWWWWW posted:The first few years I think I was scared to post. Now I am less scared, but have been conditioned not to post. Real conundrum, imo. Why was that?
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Aug 2, 2019 04:22
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Hi lurkers. I love you, when I used to make threads lurkers posting was the best part. 
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CaptainAttitude posted:I don't post very often. Why is that?
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Aug 2, 2019 04:24
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This is a safe space, lurkers. Unless you mess up. Then you'll get got, rip It's not so difficult though. Just make sure fart and poop stories are air-tight. Because the fart and poop particles are at their most effective in vacuum-like environments
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Burt Sexual posted:gently caress, this is 50 words isn’t it. I'm afraid it is 
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Burt Sexual posted:Why was that? I'm thinking a combo of young/dumb and a fear of being dogpiled/called out on my poo poo. And for some reason the fear of a ban weighed heavy on me, I remember that. Thanks for helping me work through my issues, Burt.
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:I'm afraid it is Grats I’ll shoot you a cert tomorrow.
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But if I state my opinion anonymously on the internet, what if someone disagrees with it? Often I am not prepared to defend my opinions! 
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BONESAWWWWWW posted:I'm thinking a combo of young/dumb and a fear of being dogpiled/called out on my poo poo. And for some reason the fear of a ban weighed heavy on me, I remember that. Gbs isn’t like that. Now at least. Don’t be a racist, etc and your fine. Make a dumb thread. I do it all the time. Gas my own too. Lol Get tapped with a sixer for a mildly dumb but annoying post. Nbd
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I posted this thread and locked it. Then it got reopened. Who knows what will happen? My most active thread was about retirement you can post about everything, we are old, tired and resigned to our personal fates now
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sweet thursday posted:I posted this thread and locked it. Then it got reopened. Who knows what will happen? My most active thread was about retirement you can post about everything, we are old, tired and resigned to our personal fates now It was a good topic. I will close if you’d like. Sorry
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I remember I had an idea for my first thread involving photoshopping Rick Astley throughout time and space, back when it was more relevant. I made a few images and sent them to my older brother (who bought me my account) asking him what he thought. He said "are you serious?" and then I tried to play it off like a joke, deleted the pictures, and didn't post my first thread until probably last year.
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Burt Sexual posted:It was a good topic. I will close if you’d like. No I was just seeing what would happen if I did that. I'm a posting scientist
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Aug 2, 2019 04:43
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I lurked for like 4 years without an account. Site seemed shady lol. I still disagree with my first probe. It was funny. I thought at the time.
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:How does one know if they have less than 100 posts? Is it just intuition or is there a way to know? I'd like to think that in ideal world there is a number for each of us, a constant compatible with our profiles, with our shared interfaces. That number would be the number of posts on our account. For some it would be 0 and the further you drift from your ideal number the worse you are portrayed in this virtual world that we surf in. your username would fit well in the cspam trump thread
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Twerkdad posted:Its pretty scary tbh I am not sure
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BONESAWWWWWW posted:The first few years I think I was scared to post. Now I am less scared, but have been conditioned not to post. Real conundrum, imo. This. I also don’t think I’m a great poster but the older I get the less I care, so that’s cool. 
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Burt Sexual posted:I still disagree with my first probe. It was funny. I thought at the time. There's a thread for this 
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i long for a post lurker world, where all the posts are posted all the time every day. please lord hear my prayers.
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Aug 2, 2019 05:16
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I've been lurking for years here. AMA
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I think lurkers would post more if all forums were converted to amberpos.css.
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Shats Basoon posted:I've been lurking for years here. AMA Y
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To post, or not to post, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to weather posts of cock and balls through lurking, or to partake and in partaking become as one who anguishes over cock and balls, and by anguishing, lust for them. O cruel fortune.
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i wont post u cant make me
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Frailty, thy name is gibbis
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