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Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Unnnngggghhhh


Bleak Gremlin

Burt Sexual posted:

Waiting for a lurker to quote this and just say ďshut the gently caress upĒ. Will be your probe.


DoorMatt posted:

Shut the gently caress up

Hell yeah

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I'm the SIX to your NEIN


Switchblade Switcharoo

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

How does one know if they have less than 100 posts? Is it just intuition or is there a way to know? I'd like to think that in ideal world there is a number for each of us, a constant compatible with our profiles, with our shared interfaces. That number would be the number of posts on our account. For some it would be 0 and the further you drift from your ideal number the worse you are portrayed in this virtual world that we surf in.

gently caress, this is 50 words isnít it.

Yote
Jan 5, 2002


Heh.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



Grimey Drawer

kazr posted:

Are you under the bed pizza goons wife.?

What the heck does this mean?

toggle
Nov 7, 2005



Last week I farted in a vo booth at work. The next morning I was in the same vo booth and my fart remained. Impressive, very impressive

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN



Look at this username + av + reg date triple combo just sitting on the shelf and it's an absolute WASTE

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I'm the SIX to your NEIN


Switchblade Switcharoo

toggle posted:

Last week I farted in a vo booth at work. The next morning I was in the same vo booth and my fart remained. Impressive, very impressive

Lurkers, donít post like this. Itís pretty easy not to really.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I'm the SIX to your NEIN


Switchblade Switcharoo


Wtf man. Radium I guess.

HORNEY VAPE BRO
Jun 14, 2009



Sup

Twerkdad
Jun 21, 2009



Its pretty scary tbh

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

I sometimes post

crabcakes dogg
Aug 8, 2017



My ex would take these massive shits and then call me into the bathroom to look at it.

Eventually I realized that she was leading me into one of her fetishes which I found out when we were both drunk after a party.

Turns out she likes for me to pick up the largest turd, put a condom over it, and then gently caress her pussy with it while also plowing my dick in her rear end. For whatever reason it had to be this combination specifically (couldnít be turd in rear end and dick in vag).

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009




Hell Gem

The first few years I think I was scared to post. Now I am less scared, but have been conditioned not to post. Real conundrum, imo.

CaptainAttitude
May 31, 2003

This haircut was a good idea.


I don't post very often.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Wedge Regret

Alright, I got out of the tub. What are you lurkers up to this fine evening? (921 EDGAR time)

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I'm the SIX to your NEIN


Switchblade Switcharoo

BONESAWWWWWW posted:

The first few years I think I was scared to post. Now I am less scared, but have been conditioned not to post. Real conundrum, imo.

Why was that?

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Hi lurkers.
I love you, when I used to make threads lurkers posting was the best part.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I'm the SIX to your NEIN


Switchblade Switcharoo

CaptainAttitude posted:

I don't post very often.

Why is that?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


This is a safe space, lurkers. Unless you mess up. Then you'll get got, rip

It's not so difficult though. Just make sure fart and poop stories are air-tight. Because the fart and poop particles are at their most effective in vacuum-like environments

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018


Burt Sexual posted:

gently caress, this is 50 words isnít it.

I'm afraid it is

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009




Hell Gem

Burt Sexual posted:

Why was that?

I'm thinking a combo of young/dumb and a fear of being dogpiled/called out on my poo poo. And for some reason the fear of a ban weighed heavy on me, I remember that.

Thanks for helping me work through my issues, Burt.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I'm the SIX to your NEIN


Switchblade Switcharoo

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

I'm afraid it is

Grats Iíll shoot you a cert tomorrow.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




But if I state my opinion anonymously on the internet, what if someone disagrees with it? Often I am not prepared to defend my opinions!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I'm the SIX to your NEIN


Switchblade Switcharoo

BONESAWWWWWW posted:

I'm thinking a combo of young/dumb and a fear of being dogpiled/called out on my poo poo. And for some reason the fear of a ban weighed heavy on me, I remember that.

Thanks for helping me work through my issues, Burt.

Gbs isnít like that. Now at least. Donít be a racist, etc and your fine. Make a dumb thread. I do it all the time. Gas my own too. Lol

Get tapped with a sixer for a mildly dumb but annoying post. Nbd

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


I posted this thread and locked it. Then it got reopened. Who knows what will happen? My most active thread was about retirement you can post about everything, we are old, tired and resigned to our personal fates now

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I'm the SIX to your NEIN


Switchblade Switcharoo

sweet thursday posted:

I posted this thread and locked it. Then it got reopened. Who knows what will happen? My most active thread was about retirement you can post about everything, we are old, tired and resigned to our personal fates now

It was a good topic. I will close if youíd like. Sorry

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009




Hell Gem

I remember I had an idea for my first thread involving photoshopping Rick Astley throughout time and space, back when it was more relevant. I made a few images and sent them to my older brother (who bought me my account) asking him what he thought. He said "are you serious?" and then I tried to play it off like a joke, deleted the pictures, and didn't post my first thread until probably last year.

BONESAWWWWWW fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Aug 2, 2019

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Burt Sexual posted:

It was a good topic. I will close if youíd like.

No I was just seeing what would happen if I did that. I'm a posting scientist

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I'm the SIX to your NEIN


Switchblade Switcharoo

I lurked for like 4 years without an account. Site seemed shady lol. I still disagree with my first probe. It was funny. I thought at the time.

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.



Offensive Clock

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

How does one know if they have less than 100 posts? Is it just intuition or is there a way to know? I'd like to think that in ideal world there is a number for each of us, a constant compatible with our profiles, with our shared interfaces. That number would be the number of posts on our account. For some it would be 0 and the further you drift from your ideal number the worse you are portrayed in this virtual world that we surf in.

your username would fit well in the cspam trump thread

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Twerkdad posted:

Its pretty scary tbh

I am not sure

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

BONESAWWWWWW posted:

The first few years I think I was scared to post. Now I am less scared, but have been conditioned not to post. Real conundrum, imo.

This. I also donít think Iím a great poster but the older I get the less I care, so thatís cool.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.


Burt Sexual posted:

I still disagree with my first probe. It was funny. I thought at the time.

There's a thread for this

im old rick bitch
Oct 19, 2004

How does it feel?

i long for a post lurker world, where all the posts are posted all the time every day. please lord hear my prayers.

Shats Basoon
Jun 13, 2013



I've been lurking for years here. AMA

moonshine is......
Feb 21, 2007



I think lurkers would post more if all forums were converted to amberpos.css.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Shats Basoon posted:

I've been lurking for years here. AMA

Y

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


To post, or not to post, that is the question.

Whether tis nobler in the mind to weather posts of cock and balls through lurking, or to partake and in partaking become as one who anguishes over cock and balls, and by anguishing, lust for them.

O cruel fortune.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.


i wont post

u cant make me

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Frailty, thy name is gibbis

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