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I dunno if I'm a lurker or not
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Aug 2, 2019 05:28
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Working up the confidence to finally post my "Pee Is Stored In the Balls" megathread! See you in the gas chamber!
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Aug 2, 2019 05:38
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ill post where i please OP!!!!
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Aug 2, 2019 05:38
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i've seen things you people wouldn't believe. incels carrying printers off the shoulder of orion. i watched slaw be piled high near the tannhäuser gate. all those moments will be lost in time, like memes in the feed. time to post.
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Aug 2, 2019 05:39
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awaken my posters https://youtu.be/XUhVCoTsBaM
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Aug 2, 2019 05:41
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Night shift lurkers, I'm going to go to sleep. But I pass a challenge on to you. I want to see 3, no, Four new lurkers post in this thread by the time I wake up
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Aug 2, 2019 07:02
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maybe
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Aug 2, 2019 07:52
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i try to only post when im sober so i dont post very much, sorry fellas
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Aug 2, 2019 07:59
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I don't say much but when I do it's a golden apple of wisdom and/or comedy. Much like this post here.
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Aug 2, 2019 08:07
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Is, is posting non-participation then? 
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Aug 2, 2019 08:09
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I'm just on a posting sabbatical ok
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Aug 2, 2019 08:13
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I just mostly like reading, and most everyone is funnier than me so there's that too.
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Aug 2, 2019 08:17
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im too sad
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Aug 2, 2019 09:32
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Phone posting while drunk is a chore. Also, phone posting while jerking off. I think it's mostly the phone thing.
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Aug 2, 2019 09:39
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Ralph Crammed In posted:I don't say much but when I do it's a golden apple of wisdom and/or comedy. Holy poo poo he’s right
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Aug 2, 2019 10:32
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lurk deez nuts,, op
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Aug 2, 2019 10:40
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its too early to be lurking
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Aug 2, 2019 10:45
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Too early for lurkin'? That's a paddlin'
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Aug 2, 2019 10:47
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poo poo I've been spotted.
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Aug 2, 2019 10:48
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sweet thursday posted:Look at this username + av + reg date triple combo just sitting on the shelf and it's an absolute WASTE Look at his post count 
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Aug 2, 2019 10:54
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I've had an account for over fifteen years, and am on here more than literally any other website, but according to my profile I have .82 posts per day. I think I qualify as a lurker. And I still have nothing to say.
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Aug 2, 2019 11:15
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I guess if I had something funny or insightful to say I would share it. Sorry everyone, I've let the team down.  0.08 posts per day, since registering on Nov 8, 2012
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Aug 2, 2019 11:22
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Well, okay... 
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Aug 2, 2019 12:59
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Hey guys what's up. What exactly are the qualifications for the lurker title. I def lurked for years, even prior to my reg date. I've been posting more lately because the guys here are all great and actually engage with my bad posting. To name a few: Burt, Sid, etc. And that guy that's mean at first but then we work things out. SA is great! Still terrified of posting new threads, mainly because I forget about them the next morning.
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Aug 2, 2019 13:08
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Holy poo poo look at these new AVs on this page! What's up guys!
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Aug 2, 2019 13:09
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I'm such a habitual non-poster on all platforms that when I tried to post something for the first time the other day on garbage website reddit dot com they put my post in the nowhere zone because my account was five minutes old and I had never participated. dodged a bullet in retrospect. Postin here is good I'm just not in the habit.
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Aug 2, 2019 13:38
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Hello I am a lurker
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Aug 2, 2019 13:40
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Are we hazing lurkers here? I've got enough paddles to go around, but I might need to pop over to the store for more KY jelly.
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Aug 2, 2019 14:56
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I lurk. Is there some sort of prize? Do I still have the stupid newbie AV? When you never post can you ever truly be sure? It must be quite some time since I posted anything, I can't see my post history in the profile so I have to post this to get the Post History button to find out. Oh the irony. Or something.
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Aug 2, 2019 15:01
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And ruin this lovely low post count?
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Aug 2, 2019 15:06
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Some wise soul in the SA Koans thread posted something like “He who does not post has already banned himself” and that is the philosophy I choose to follow.
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Aug 2, 2019 15:11
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Ok, now what?
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Aug 2, 2019 15:11
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vileness fats posted:I lurk. 80 posts in 16 years, that's some powerful lurking.
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Aug 2, 2019 15:11
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Hello new friends! My name is <<<Ratjaculation>>>  D and i've been lurking Somethings Awful since 1993  I'm here to make friends especially with any girls, please PM me I'm a friendly guy and a barrel of laughs when you get to know me. My hobbies include computers, the X-Files and going to MacDonalds with my friend Mark.
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Aug 2, 2019 15:52
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Some wise soul in the SA Koans thread posted something like “He who does not post has already banned himself” and that is the philosophy I choose to follow. That was one of the all time best posts EVER^
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Aug 2, 2019 15:57
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Make me, op.
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Aug 2, 2019 16:06
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"you miss 100% of the posts you don't make" - wayne goatse
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Aug 2, 2019 16:14
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I don't feel like i'm really a member until I someday accidentally piss someone off enough for them to buy me a mildly insulting avatar
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Aug 2, 2019 16:14
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Lurkin since 2001, then I lost the password to my first account. 
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Aug 2, 2019 16:24
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Lurkin and postin OP. Sweet name sweet Thursday
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