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Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004




I dunno if I'm a lurker or not

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SweetWillyRollbar
Jul 27, 2004

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Working up the confidence to finally post my "Pee Is Stored In the Balls" megathread! See you in the gas chamber!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

ill post where i please OP!!!!

im old rick bitch
Oct 19, 2004

How does it feel?

i've seen things you people wouldn't believe. incels carrying printers off the shoulder of orion. i watched slaw be piled high near the tannhäuser gate. all those moments will be lost in time, like memes in the feed. time to post.

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005


Soiled Meat

awaken my posters

https://youtu.be/XUhVCoTsBaM

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Night shift lurkers, I'm going to go to sleep. But I pass a challenge on to you. I want to see 3, no, Four new lurkers post in this thread by the time I wake up

BlastYouVileWoman
Sep 26, 2013

by Cyrano4747


maybe

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007


i try to only post when im sober so i dont post very much, sorry fellas

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007
Let's get clean and smart

I don't say much but when I do it's a golden apple of wisdom and/or comedy.

Much like this post here.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Is, is posting non-participation then?

Squee
Jun 15, 2003
<3

I'm just on a posting sabbatical ok

jim close
Feb 25, 2007


I just mostly like reading, and most everyone is funnier than me so there's that too.

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.

im too sad

I Brake For MILFs
Jan 9, 2007



Phone posting while drunk is a chore. Also, phone posting while jerking off.


I think it's mostly the phone thing.

Gnarly Sheen
Jun 25, 2015

I'm ITT


Ralph Crammed In posted:

I don't say much but when I do it's a golden apple of wisdom and/or comedy.

Much like this post here.

Holy poo poo he’s right

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

lurk deez nuts,, op

Tiberius Christ
Mar 3, 2009



its too early to be lurking

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019



Too early for lurkin'? That's a paddlin'

DeadButDelicious
Oct 11, 2012

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

poo poo I've been spotted.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

sweet thursday posted:

Look at this username + av + reg date triple combo just sitting on the shelf and it's an absolute WASTE

Look at his post count

3 A.M. Radio
Nov 4, 2003

Workin' too hard can give me
A heart attACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!
You oughtta' know by now...


I've had an account for over fifteen years, and am on here more than literally any other website, but according to my profile I have .82 posts per day.

I think I qualify as a lurker.

And I still have nothing to say.

spongepuppy
Nov 8, 2012



Fun Shoe

I guess if I had something funny or insightful to say I would share it.

Sorry everyone, I've let the team down.

0.08 posts per day, since registering on Nov 8, 2012

spongepuppy fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Aug 2, 2019

catmint julep
Nov 12, 2011



Well, okay...

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Hey guys what's up. What exactly are the qualifications for the lurker title. I def lurked for years, even prior to my reg date. I've been posting more lately because the guys here are all great and actually engage with my bad posting. To name a few: Burt, Sid, etc. And that guy that's mean at first but then we work things out. SA is great! Still terrified of posting new threads, mainly because I forget about them the next morning.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Holy poo poo look at these new AVs on this page! What's up guys!

Doctor Baby
Mar 2, 2011



I'm such a habitual non-poster on all platforms that when I tried to post something for the first time the other day on garbage website reddit dot com they put my post in the nowhere zone because my account was five minutes old and I had never participated. dodged a bullet in retrospect.

Postin here is good I'm just not in the habit.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Celebrating another perfect post




Fan of Britches

Hello I am a lurker

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

100% Rad


Are we hazing lurkers here? I've got enough paddles to go around, but I might need to pop over to the store for more KY jelly.

vileness fats
Sep 16, 2003



College Slice

I lurk.

Is there some sort of prize? Do I still have the stupid newbie AV? When you never post can you ever truly be sure?

It must be quite some time since I posted anything, I can't see my post history in the profile so I have to post this to get the Post History button to find out. Oh the irony. Or something.

Mooseface
Oct 19, 2005



Nap Ghost

And ruin this lovely low post count?

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Some wise soul in the SA Koans thread posted something like “He who does not post has already banned himself” and that is the philosophy I choose to follow.

Stool Sample
Nov 7, 2006

EVERYONE Poops!?



Lipstick Apathy

Ok, now what?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014





Megamarm

vileness fats posted:

I lurk.

Is there some sort of prize? Do I still have the stupid newbie AV? When you never post can you ever truly be sure?

It must be quite some time since I posted anything, I can't see my post history in the profile so I have to post this to get the Post History button to find out. Oh the irony. Or something.

80 posts in 16 years, that's some powerful lurking.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER




Muldoon

Hello new friends! My name is <<<Ratjaculation>>> :D and i've been lurking Somethings Awful since 1993

I'm here to make friends especially with any girls, please PM me I'm a friendly guy and a barrel of laughs when you get to know me. My hobbies include computers, the X-Files and going to MacDonalds with my friend Mark.

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Some wise soul in the SA Koans thread posted something like “He who does not post has already banned himself” and that is the philosophy I choose to follow.

That was one of the all time best posts EVER^

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC


Make me, op.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?





Buglord

"you miss 100% of the posts you don't make" - wayne goatse

blatman
May 9, 2009

14 inc dont mez


I don't feel like i'm really a member until I someday accidentally piss someone off enough for them to buy me a mildly insulting avatar

Cpt. Obvious
Feb 19, 2008



Lurkin since 2001, then I lost the password to my first account.

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Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Doctor Rope

Lurkin and postin OP. Sweet name sweet Thursday

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