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B Squad Leader
Nov 1, 2009

“Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot.” - Bob Dylan

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Connormgs
Sep 27, 2014
no

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Any account that's idle over 48 hours should get autobanned. Think of the revenue. And the posting!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

How does one know if they have less than 100 posts? Is it just intuition or is there a way to know? I'd like to think that in ideal world there is a number for each of us, a constant compatible with our profiles, with our shared interfaces. That number would be the number of posts on our account. For some it would be 0 and the further you drift from your ideal number the worse you are portrayed in this virtual world that we surf in.

Gonna need a throw away email address to send cert. Since you don't have plat I bought that instead.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Ill post when I'm good and ready

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Look at all these fresh post histories, fresh rap sheets, fresh faces

gey muckle mowser posted:

"you miss 100% of the posts you don't make" - wayne goatse

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
I post a lot, it just seems like I lurk because it's very easy to read right past the zero content trash that is 99.9% of my posting.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

*sits on a chair backwards*

Seriously though let's rap for a bit. Thank you to all the lurkers who got over their fear of posting to humour me a bit in this thread. I feel like I've gotten to know you a bit more and I hope you feel the same toward me. This site? This gibbis? It's nothing if not a community based on love and mutual respect. We aren't like cspam or games-- we don't have a "built-in" topic to discuss. The beauty is this is entirely what we make of it. So let's make something great... together

Now let's boogie!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

sweet thursday posted:

*sits on a chair backwards*

Seriously though let's rap for a bit. Thank you to all the lurkers who got over their fear of posting to humour me a bit in this thread. I feel like I've gotten to know you a bit more and I hope you feel the same toward me. This site? This gibbis? It's nothing if not a community based on love and mutual respect. We aren't like cspam or games-- we don't have a "built-in" topic to discuss. The beauty is this is entirely what we make of it. So let's make something great... together

Now let's boogie!

How bout you challenge a lurker to post a new thread and offer a reward?

Eraser
Nov 11, 2000

Silent Assassin
Nap Ghost
Oh god, hope I'm doing this right

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

If a lurker posts a new thread that has at least 2 solid paragraphs and 1 picture I will buy them a plat or avatar :ducksiren:

Ordos Valkin
Apr 2, 2016
I lurk because I feel posting in threads I read would be like interrupting a live T.V show.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

sweet thursday posted:

If a lurker posts a new thread that has at least 2 solid paragraphs and 1 picture I will buy them a plat or avatar :ducksiren:

You should define lurker. I said less than 100 posts but should’ve added a reg date restriction like not a recent reg

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

sweet thursday posted:

If a lurker posts a new thread that has at least 2 solid paragraphs and 1 picture I will buy them a plat or avatar :ducksiren:

I'm not falling for this! I have no content to offer.

Also it's like 2 am here and I got work tomorrow.


Edit: Will u still be my friend?

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Aug 2, 2019

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Burt Sexual posted:

You should define lurker. I said less than 100 posts but should’ve added a reg date restriction like not a recent reg

Like pornography I know it when I sees it. No rules lawyering, just lurkers, :justpost:

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

Long time lurker first time GBS'r

von Vicious
Apr 2, 2015

I'M A GINGER BABY WwwWWaaAaAhhH!!!
Lust, porkers

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004


edit: Thanks for the gold friends I never could have predicted such success

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Burt Sexual posted:

Gonna need a throw away email address to send cert. Since you don't have plat I bought that instead.

turrurrurrurrrrrrr at protonmail com

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
i'm a lurker and a smirker

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

turrurrurrurrrrrrr at protonmail com

Got my email receipt but no code yet, low tax loving w me.

Also on the boat rn w 4 of my daughters friends, will check later

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


I posted a thread for you, OP. I don't need anything in return. Thanks for the encouragement, hopefully it doesn't turn to poo poo.

Cloacula
Aug 30, 2007
The Anthropophagic Copromantik
What up tho?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

BONESAWWWWWW posted:

I posted a thread for you, OP. I don't need anything in return. Thanks for the encouragement, hopefully it doesn't turn to poo poo.

Whenever u want an avatar just let me know

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


I always wanted an av but I could never decide on a cool enough image. Thanks though OP.

NOT NOW GRANDPA
Dec 6, 2005

Hi I don't post like ever anymore but feels pretty good.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

BONESAWWWWWW posted:

I always wanted an av but I could never decide on a cool enough image. Thanks though OP.

We have a thread for that in gbs!

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
Am I a lurker if the only thing i post is "im gay"?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

gey muckle mowser posted:

"you miss 100% of the posts you don't make" - wayne goatse

this is really good

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Why should I stop lurking?

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

sweet thursday posted:

We see you viewing. We don't see you posting. :justpost: it's not friggin scary

https://youtu.be/DVx8L7a3MuE

:heysexy:I

Fine, I'll post. You don't have to be mean about it.

BRB pooping
Apr 17, 2008
Every time i post i get the shits

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

BRB pooping posted:

Every time i post i get the shits

:eyepoop:

Stool Sample
Nov 8, 2006

EVERYONE Poops!?

Lipstick Apathy

BRB pooping posted:

Every time i post i get the shits

So every post is a shitpost

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

He'll brb

Jespass
Oct 17, 2012
"Read the goddamn forum rules before posting!!! If you break a forum rule, you WILL be banned. Ignorance is NO excuse. "
It's so scary :ohdear:

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

BRB pooping posted:

Every time i post i get the shits

username/post combo of the year

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

See this is the quality that lurkers keep from us when they don't post. Selfish as hell imo

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Ganglor
Apr 18, 2009
Been lurkin' so long it's practically a sin to actually post something. But seeing as a stranger on the internet demanded that I do it...

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