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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Unfinish3d posted:

posting so I can see my posts/day count without having to go to another thread to find a post I made

Just make one really good post and bookmark it, the bonus is that you can also remember your glory days on the forum every time you check it.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Unfinish3d posted:

*wistfully* ah yes, I remember the time I posted a thing and a bunch of people quoted it

[to bored grandchildren] See, you just refresh the page, and there it is!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Doctor Baby posted:

probe me you cowards

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Spins posted:

~ All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again ~

*cut to modern-day New York*

V/O: "Archeologists made the startling announcement that they have found fossilized remains of a young woman who may actually be Goon Eve, the common ancestor of all posters currently on the Something Awful Dot Com forums"

*cut to TV screen showing headline about scientific advances in robotic shitposting*

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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No_talent posted:

putting peanut butter on burgers

MODS?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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One of the active threads now is about pineapple on pizza, so there's basically nowhere to go but up!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Burt Sexual posted:

Actually it’s mine

I'll be honest, I like your neighbor's fountain more than I like pineapple on pizza, but that's fair.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Burt Sexual posted:

E buy plat you loving cheapskate motherfucker.

:respek::sigh:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Literally A Person posted:

Where's a loving lurker? Imma take their lunch money and tell them they are no good because of their shabby shoes and generally poor hygiene.

:hf::eng99:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Another secret success for Big Lowtax Spine Fund

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Vashro posted:

lovable gay rear end in a top hat

A very solid username, tbh.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I will teach you how to get empty quotes while also being unfunny

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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TheSpamalope posted:

Gettin probed owns man do it up *flashes u gang signs*

:feelsgood:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Thesaurus posted:

Naturally, I chose the exciting topic of "what is your dental hygiene routine?" where people could weigh in on whether they flossed, etc. No jokes to be found

:hmmyes:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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capricorndancer posted:

the MH370 thread

Link? I'd be curious especially if it's a serious/interesting discussion, but search isn't getting me anything. To this day I still randomly find interesting threads and even subforums that have been around for ages and I've somehow never noticed.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Mod's feelin' pretty slow these days, he'll get there eventually

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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"Something...awful?? You sure you want to be spending money on that?"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

The hank hill posters will be taking over with a limited series of columns “living with a tiny rear end” until further notice

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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sativa dreams posted:

I only post when I'm drunk and even then it's extremely rare

But were you really here in 2003 :thunk:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Ramaroot posted:

Ive posted more since this thread than last year! I may even get my first probation from dying in the goon hunger games! I'm excited and scared. :ohdear:

Island death awaits us all :ghost:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



blight rhino posted:

FIND ME ONE CAP H.

I'm not sure what more to do, I mean it's right there in the title. Maybe change it to "Lurkers: post here or die" or something

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Burt Sexual posted:

Fe imagine getting probes tonight from this guy

Requesting a probe with that image as the reason :3:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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DiHK posted:

Me: say hi to the maintenance guy?
4 year old son: I have a butt crack.


Good job son.

Get this boy an account, he'll fit right in

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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drat, I suppose I should figure out attachments for important stuff. I just figured it was a waste but I'd hate to lose stuff I've actually worked on :(

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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thot crime posted:

i only lurk to read posts that make me feel beautiful and powerful.

I enjoyed this post, continuing in my belief that everyone on this site is represented by their avatar IRL.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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*checks calendar* That time already?! Welp, my quadrennial post ain't gonna write itself

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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:ohno:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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sweet thursday posted:

ONE SIMPLE TRICK MARITIME MODERATORS HATE

*shitposts*
I'M IN INTERNATIONAL POSTING WATERS, YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY HERE

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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That turned out to be rehashing the previous post which I hadn't seen, but it doesn't matter because INTERNATIONAL POSTING WATERS

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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sweet thursday posted:

*dances so seductively*

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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blight rhino posted:

You are welcome, here, Lost Old Man. Welcome.

Getting into some real Four Lurkers of the Apocalypse stuff here :yikes:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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e: ^^^ :lol:

blight rhino posted:

lol. if i didn't dig your Pimp Hank Hill, you'd be on the list.

Haha...I love all the creepy ones you've bestowed but yeah, I bumbled into one good enough I never want to change.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Ramaroot posted:

The Get Out frog except it says Lurkers.


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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sweet thursday posted:

I want to buy this one as :lurkers: but it's showing up weird in my phone when I download it and the shopping cart had no way of previewing it

Sadly I don't know anything about actually making the gifs, so I just slapped the images together on a gif website. It looks okay on my end so I'm not sure how to diagnose any file issues.

Ramaroot posted:

blight rhino is no longer favorite poster. Captain Hygiene is now new favorite poster.

:hellyeah:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

It has a white background though which looks weird. I don't even know how to work Paint though so it's not like I know how to fix that.

poo poo you're right, I didn't even notice. Surprisingly easy to fix if anyone wants it.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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blight rhino posted:

i didn't want to. but i had to.

:stonkhat:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Duke of Flies posted:

i don't know what else to add

Post more drawings of things looking unsettlingly different than expected please :tipshat:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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