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We see you viewing. We don't see you posting.  it's not friggin scaryhttps://youtu.be/DVx8L7a3MuE sweet thursday fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Aug 2, 2019 |
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Burt Sexual posted:I concur, op. Jesus take the wheel
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Aug 2, 2019 03:40
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POST, LURKERS POST, LURKERS = post-lurkers??
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Aug 2, 2019 03:52
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Nooner posted:My favorite thing to post is white noise but I also like to post dick pics White noise is "this is spicy. what is this, cracked pepper?"
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Aug 2, 2019 04:03
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Yote posted:Heh. Look at this username + av + reg date triple combo just sitting on the shelf and it's an absolute WASTE
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Aug 2, 2019 04:14
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This is a safe space, lurkers. Unless you mess up. Then you'll get got, rip It's not so difficult though. Just make sure fart and poop stories are air-tight. Because the fart and poop particles are at their most effective in vacuum-like environments
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Aug 2, 2019 04:25
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I posted this thread and locked it. Then it got reopened. Who knows what will happen? My most active thread was about retirement you can post about everything, we are old, tired and resigned to our personal fates now
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Aug 2, 2019 04:39
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Burt Sexual posted:It was a good topic. I will close if you’d like. No I was just seeing what would happen if I did that. I'm a posting scientist
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Aug 2, 2019 04:43
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Shats Basoon posted:I've been lurking for years here. AMA Y
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Aug 2, 2019 05:21
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Frailty, thy name is gibbis
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Aug 2, 2019 05:26
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Night shift lurkers, I'm going to go to sleep. But I pass a challenge on to you. I want to see 3, no, Four new lurkers post in this thread by the time I wake up
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Aug 2, 2019 07:02
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Look at all these fresh post histories, fresh rap sheets, fresh facesgey muckle mowser posted:"you miss 100% of the posts you don't make" - wayne goatse
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Aug 2, 2019 17:12
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*sits on a chair backwards* Seriously though let's rap for a bit. Thank you to all the lurkers who got over their fear of posting to humour me a bit in this thread. I feel like I've gotten to know you a bit more and I hope you feel the same toward me. This site? This gibbis? It's nothing if not a community based on love and mutual respect. We aren't like cspam or games-- we don't have a "built-in" topic to discuss. The beauty is this is entirely what we make of it. So let's make something great... together Now let's boogie!
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Aug 2, 2019 18:04
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If a lurker posts a new thread that has at least 2 solid paragraphs and 1 picture I will buy them a plat or avatar 
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Aug 2, 2019 18:09
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Burt Sexual posted:You should define lurker. I said less than 100 posts but should’ve added a reg date restriction like not a recent reg Like pornography I know it when I sees it. No rules lawyering, just lurkers,
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Aug 2, 2019 18:13
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BONESAWWWWWW posted:I posted a thread for you, OP. I don't need anything in return. Thanks for the encouragement, hopefully it doesn't turn to poo poo. Whenever u want an avatar just let me know
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Aug 2, 2019 19:52
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He'll brb
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Aug 2, 2019 20:56
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See this is the quality that lurkers keep from us when they don't post. Selfish as hell imo
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Aug 2, 2019 21:07
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GashouseGorilla posted:Is there a finite amount of words that the SA servers can handle? If so, that's why I lurk. To save the forums. Depends on what the half-life of radium is
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Aug 2, 2019 21:56
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And I'd do it again god dammit!
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Aug 2, 2019 22:41
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Ganglor posted:You mad man! You'll blow it all up! drat you! drat you all to hell!
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Aug 2, 2019 22:57
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Ganglor posted:Your complete lack of regard for anything approaching decency in the pursuit of a meaningless and unimportant goal on this dying bastion of ye olde internete is both admirable and worthy of song or least limerick. A stickied thread.. I... I have arrived. The things I would have done..
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Aug 2, 2019 23:28
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Aug 3, 2019 00:38
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BIG BOUNCERS BLASTOFF 3 posted:I lurk because I can never remember how to post images and have not made the effort to remember. I appreciate how your toilet paper placement allowed a clean view of the beast
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Aug 3, 2019 03:18
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Thank all of you lurkers who have contributed and furthered the GBS Is Back initiative #GIBbisInitiative sweet thursday fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Aug 3, 2019 |
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Aug 3, 2019 03:54
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This crazy son of a bitch. I like him
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Aug 3, 2019 05:57
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Burt Sexual posted:Pick his probe reason after he replies. Longer the better The carpenter dresses his plank … the tongue of his foreplane whistles its wild ascending lisp, The married and unmarried children ride home to their thanksgiving dinner, The pilot seizes the king-pin, he heaves down with a strong arm, The mate stands braced in the whaleboat, lance and harpoon are ready, The duck-shooter walks by silent and cautious stretches, The deacons are ordained with crossed hands at the altar, The spinning-girl retreats and advances to the hum of the big wheel, The farmer stops by the bars of a Sunday and looks at the oats and rye, The lunatic is carried at last to the asylum a confirmed case, He will never sleep any more as he did in the cot in his mother’s bedroom; The jour printer with gray head and gaunt jaws works at his case, He turns his quid of tobacco, his eyes get blurred with the manuscript; The malformed limbs are tied to the anatomist’s table, What is removed drops horribly in a pail; The quadroon girl is sold at the stand … the drunkard nods by the barroom stove. The lurker gets probated for six hours, And rekindles his love of gibbis
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Aug 3, 2019 06:07
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*genesplicer's sleep apnea machine comes to a screeching halt*
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Aug 3, 2019 06:31
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The thread hit ... Last on a drat beauty sequence
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Aug 3, 2019 06:37
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I'll sacrifice my body for 6 hours in honour of the lurkers who have bested their posting fears itt
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Aug 3, 2019 18:46
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 I m waiting lurkers
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Aug 3, 2019 22:23
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I will wear it with pride  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 3, 2019 23:48
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Pickwick High posted:I've been lurking unregistered for a few days and this thread (and the Boris one) made me want to reg. Dope 
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Aug 4, 2019 19:05
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I've got a lovely bunch of lurker goons There they are, all posting in a row
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Aug 5, 2019 15:00
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head?
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Aug 5, 2019 15:33
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I honestly don't know what incredible insight/comedic genius some of you are seeing from the regulars that scares you into not posting or fully resigns you into lurker status cuz In one or two posts I'm seeing a lot of personality and unique posting voices from a lot of people. It's silly and hurts the forum to keep such potential contributions to yourselves imo
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Aug 5, 2019 19:01
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Benefactors and patrons get 20% of all lol, lmao and emptyquotes
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Aug 5, 2019 19:14
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"I don't want to make a thread. what happens if it bombs?" Nothing!
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Aug 5, 2019 23:42
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 It can be frightening to see, but it's not so bad. When we are all on the absolute cutting edge of Internet comedy together, we should all expect to bleed a little 
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runnypoops posted:I am a lurker and i am posting hey guys  I am honoured and humbled to share this moment with you 
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