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blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

sweet thursday posted:



I m waiting lurkers

i will save you

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blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Burt Sexual posted:

Lurkers get to give me the probation reasons. Get....creative.

No it's not normal to have a corkscrew-shaped penis that springs out from your body in less than half a second, and is 20cm long when erect.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

sweet thursday posted:

I will wear it with pride :worship:
:ducksiren:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:bravo:

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

Lurkers get to give me the probation reasons. Get....creative.

I’ve tried Kegel exercises but they don’t work for me.



... Get 'em Burt.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

Lol ur sheet

You have it out for me, Burt. But I DO IT FOR YOU

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost
I lurk. Lurk and lurk and lurk. But then I post.

Posting, is like a dream. But I lurk and lur.... but post?

where am i

what is
who is ..

ohmygoodness. i posted again

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

AnarkiJ posted:

Okay so, just really wanna say sincerely thank you, It really helps to have someone reply in a really thoughtful way to my anxiety posting. I will try to be less anxious in future posts!

Basically every single post I've made has been dumb as hell. I'm at like ... 25 now, 3 probs.


BUT! Look at this kickin' rad AV someone decided to give me. Holy poo poo, thanks for that whoever you are.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost
So whoever hooked me up with this rad AV should fess up, so I can try to pay it forward to the Lurker Krew.

Also, I've been posting A LOT more since I've had it. My life has been changed.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Sharik posted:

I also think lurkers should have a tag

Or at least the AV. But then I'd be all forums-jelly.

WHO DID THIS TO ME

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

A lurker tag is oxymoronic

lol. That's kind of how I feel with the new AV. But watch out, y'all. I'm going to take over now that I have been empowered.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost
I spread so much love. Lurkers UNITE!


Blow their minds!

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

Fine, but you can't tell any of the other lurkers.

Lurkers are a sensitive folk, LAP.

I speak as a possibly reformed Lurker, myself.

We may need a helping hand. We're filled with love, ... just accept us, you bastard!

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

If only it were that easy but your lurker ways are scary and different and I don't want my children raised in a world in which your values have seeped into the margins of society. I'm sorry. I can't do it.

It's too late. The revolution is beginning.

This revolution will not be televised.

It will be posted. And quoted.

THERE WILL BE NO RE-RUN BROTHERS
THE REVOLUTION WILL BE LIVE
:unsmigghh:

e: poo poo

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

bradzilla posted:

That's a good username

All the Lurkers I've bought AVs for have run off.

poo poo.

What did I do.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

My Shoes posted:

I pretty much exclusively drunk post

:same:

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Mourne posted:

I'm posting on teh internet!!

ninja edit: 0.11 posts per day. 578 since 8/31/2004

Wow, my 15-year anniversary with SA is coming up soon. My how time flies.

YOU LOOK AT THE STUPID AV, GODDAMNIT

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

Not cool lurkers, come back and thank your benefactors! Or....

Purge! Purge Them All!

PURGE!



just kidding fellas, come back, please. i love you.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

My Shoes posted:

HAHA! Well, now you can relax. :P Thanks man. :)

they do look comfy as gently caress, for what it's worth.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

They are. Dear God they are. It's like having my foot submerged in the finest silks and furs.

Link?? I have some memory foam slippers that are about to poo poo the bed.

You're not an adult, until you have loving slippers to wear at home.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

My Shoes posted:

I like it cuz its colorful af and has pink text and a heart :P

these people in this thread are the eff'ing bomb. LAP is mean, sometimes, but we're bringing him around.

And who doesn't love a feet pic, right?

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

lost my old email posted:

av not that bad IMO . not that great but not that bad

lol. I had reservations, but went with it.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

lost my old email posted:

rug seems highly uncosy, voted 1

for real. You need them rugged sandals.

I was looking for slippers.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

They were from a store so I don't have an internet link to them but they are made by some company I've never heard of called Western Chief. According to my shoe box they have been in business since 1981.


Mean? Me? You must be thinking of someone else.

I'm saving this post, for the next time you are Mean.

But now? I have to google some loving slippers.

We cool, LAP? We cool.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

No_talent posted:

I've moved past lurking to the post-lurker stage thanks to this.

Welcome to the Resistance!

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

They were from a store so I don't have an internet link to them but they are made by some company I've never heard of called Western Chief. According to my shoe box they have been in business since 1981.


Mean? Me? You must be thinking of someone else.

https://www.westernchief.com/collections/slippers/products/mens-lodge-slipper-chocolate?variant=15380653604909


like this? I need some new slippers. Amazon hasn't been bad to me, but I need some awesome slippers.

I got these, but they're starting to get worn.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00STUST3I

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Aug 18, 2019

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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No_talent posted:

I've moved past lurking to the post-lurker stage thanks to this.

Brother. Welcome. Our silence will be no longer, We will Speak Up. We Will Post. We Will Quote.

Say Hi.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

lol i still dont know how to use smilies. gently caress.





You are a good one.


:haibrow:

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Aug 18, 2019

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

It's obvious you love all of us. You are playing a God.
And You are great.

LAP is a godsend.

:bravo:

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here...

lol. i got mad with power.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Show us your Might.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

He will get one of my lovely lurker avatars, if he comes through.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Give Burt an AV, so he can immediately change it back. LAP, You have been challenged.

"And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?"

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Katamari Democracy posted:

Just got done eating a steak and im about to grab some cold beverages and post post post

get oudda here with that .87 posts per day.

Just kidding. love you. Make SA great.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

I wore a magatar for a year lol

I love that guy that made those, still unknown. So good art.

If I did a custom one, it'd be a poo poo MsPaint.

LAP will follow through, I bet. If not. I'll do it all by my loneseome and it'll suk, accordingly.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Brimstone Inquiry posted:

I thought I posted a lot, but then I realized that I'd type up a reply just to delete it for reasons, so it turns out I may be in the league of lurkers.

I should commit more.

(this reply was birthed from the deletions of 5 other replies which gave me my revelation)


Same. Then I realized everyone was just as stupid as me.
:justpost:

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

markovmodelcitizen posted:

Same here.

Usually I end up thinking "meh, it's not that funny/insightful anyway" or "someone else will put this in a way funnier way".
As if there is such a thing as a perfect post, and anything less than perfection will be SO HORRIBLY EMBARRASSING.

gently caress that poo poo.

I was the same...

:justpost:

We all post stupid, down here.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

I feel bad but I can't justify spending $20 on the forums in a day. But Brent knows it's coming...sometime.

get 'em get 'em get 'em.

Show me you are Literally a Person.

Get 'em.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

I’m not promoting lovely posts, but dude, your rap is clean. Who cares if you eat a 6 for a dumb post. I doubt anything is that bad.

i've been probed for the stupidest reasons.

get one that at least counts

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost

sweet thursday posted:

It's fun and healthy to get your peepee slapped every now and then

call me, maybe.

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blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

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i said call me, fuker.

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