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Hi lurkers. I love you, when I used to make threads lurkers posting was the best part. 
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Some wise soul in the SA Koans thread posted something like “He who does not post has already banned himself” and that is the philosophy I choose to follow. That was one of the all time best posts EVER^
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Aug 2, 2019 15:57
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sweet thursday posted:We see you viewing. We don't see you posting. Lotta good threads/posts from you and a Fancy Hat. 
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Aug 2, 2019 21:42
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Hi I FINALLY changed my name, I could not for the life of me get any password for "guestimate" to work and finally found one for this, my very first account.  My av quote is from my second thread ever lol, no idea where it is.
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Aug 2, 2019 21:47
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Lenny Descartes posted:no thanks I'm in awe. Do you all think some post with alts? I ended up with multiple accounts due to lost passwords/laziness/impatience when probed. Is that what some of these crazy low posts accounts are from? And do you "superlurkers" read gbs regularly?
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Aug 2, 2019 22:23
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This a feel good thread
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Aug 3, 2019 03:04
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Ranger Vick posted:There should be a lurkers posting ratio contest. Best ratio wins a funny probe from Lowtax. Uh You win don't you??
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Aug 3, 2019 17:58
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Slider posted:Is this old gbs, new gbs, or new new gbs? ~ All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again ~
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Aug 3, 2019 20:49
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tpink posted:Really, if you do post in good faith and just participate, the worst thing that happens is that people scroll by whatever you posted and ignore it. Tbf, you can get poo poo on. Believe me you gotta just ignore it! And honestly it's pretty rare. One piece of advice: if you want to start posting a little best plan is clicking on NEW threads, not everything has already been said. Read it and if your take/tidbit/opinion hasn't been posted already then BOOM 
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Aug 4, 2019 16:00
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Pickwick High posted:I've been lurking unregistered for a few days and this thread (and the Boris one) made me want to reg. Hi welcome!!!!!!!
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Aug 4, 2019 17:14
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This thread is blowing my mind. 
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Aug 4, 2019 20:22
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Ellyndia posted:Okay!
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Aug 5, 2019 00:09
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Seriously 2.0 posted:If I post too much then I'll lose what makes me special, I'll just be another faceless goon! I'm thinking I'm going to be posting until I have exactly 100 posts, then retire, knowing I got the perfect balance between lurking and being a regular poster. A being of Two Worlds if you will. Ok Are you Two Worlds or what???
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Aug 6, 2019 04:34
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Obsidianheart posted:'Thought it was a lurker, but it was actually a probe/ban-evade parachute' would be the feel-bad story of the thread. Oh Ok nm My bad
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Aug 6, 2019 05:04
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VOTE!!!
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Aug 6, 2019 16:38
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Part-Time Maenad posted:I used to lurk a lot more when I first found the forums little over a decade ago. I was just a dumbass awkward teenager with no money though so I never actually had an account. Plus I'd really only read megathreads and oldschool photoshop threads. That is cool. At the time was it emptyquoted a lot? Any sense that it was super special?? Very nice to see a chick in GBS!
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Aug 7, 2019 00:02
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I've been racking my brains trying to think up a thread I could do involving all these lurkers itt Not enough posts for a gossip column really https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3840215 Username game would be too easy If anyone has an idea please post it
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Aug 9, 2019 16:49
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Burt Sexual posted:Someone pmd me asking how to make a thread, don’t know if it was sincere but I’ll treat as so. The "post preview" button is your best friend. In addition to enabling you to check for errors it also gives you more room to type.
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Aug 9, 2019 18:47
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This is a thread to be proud of, sweet
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Aug 11, 2019 04:06
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fatelvis posted:Hello Hello back!!!!
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Aug 11, 2019 12:54
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Literally A Person posted:You goon are no lurker. Perhaps we should have a name for the opposite of lurkers, like you and I. Berserker? Bersurker?
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Aug 12, 2019 16:03
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Noshtane posted:The sad truth right here. I actually wrote up somewhat of an effort post for the old A$AP Rocky thread. I was writing about Swedish civil law, my experiences as a lay judge and a guy who ended up in the Supreme Court of Sweden over a purple nurple. Then when I was about ready to post, the thread was locked and gassed. You were a lay judge? Is that some kind of sex therapist?
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Aug 12, 2019 18:28
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RepeatingMeme posted:I'm hoping creamed cormp makes their own thread for that post, it's too good to be buried in my dumb nerd VS geek thread lol That's his MO He blesses threads at random and its always Holyshit tier
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Aug 15, 2019 20:14
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I still remember how exciting it was to first post threads, a little like coke, every post is a hit. It's genuinely a rush tbh. Then if by chance one goes gold HOLY gently caress you can get hooked... Its legit fun to keep an eye on a thread. If one goes bad (I accidentally posted a thread op of something new to me but not to goons-- the storm of OK GRAMMA GO BACK TO FACEBOOK was humiliating lol) But just close it and let it sink, or ignore it, it will be soon forgotten. 😘
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Aug 15, 2019 21:18
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markovmodelcitizen posted:Loving my avatar. Thank you, kind goon! Holy crap that av is smth else
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Aug 18, 2019 23:56
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e.e.coli posted:Oh God I have no idea what I would even post about. Have you ever had e coli? Do you like e e Cummings (I do.) What would make lurkers post? I adore this thread, what is another one that would entice them? Im broke rn. Should I draw their usernames, like another username game thread?? Gimme some ideas please!!!! I can't think of what might work?
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Aug 19, 2019 16:46
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[quote="Decoherant" post="497683481"] Is this a fetish for those of you who post frequently? Turning lurkers I mean? Sweatily clambering over each other to pop some new goon's posting cherry? I can't imagine why anyone would be eager to add more white noise to a forum like GBS, and most of the actually funny posters left for Twitter years ago. What's left hear now is an endless sea of white male computer touchers in their 30's and 40's with a once-edgy but now sad distaste for popular culture held loosely together by our patchy memories of a funny thing that once happened long ago. How long has it been since a goldmine worthy thread was started here? No you don't need my posting. Uh You are correct
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Aug 21, 2019 21:38
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MuskyFlavor posted:I made this account with the intention of lurking. But now, after reading this, I'll start posting. You are very welcome here!  Any questions?
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Aug 22, 2019 17:52
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Hgb and LAP have the same av? Is it cute or confusing Or...... A MESSAGE 
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Aug 24, 2019 22:39
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This is amazing 
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Aug 25, 2019 06:18
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Fr does only one vote count per goon? I've never known for sure...
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Aug 25, 2019 20:38
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DrThief posted:Hello there, i've been lurking at this gay comedy forum for 18 years! drat i feel old. Hello back!!!!! Give us one piece of advice for gbs, cmon
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Aug 26, 2019 04:34
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Literally A Person posted:User Good Ol Filbert tried to trick me into thinking he was a lurker via PM. WELL GUESS WHAT NOW FILBERT!? I KNOW!!! SIX POSTS A DAY! SIX loving POSTS A DAY! My god what a chatterbox
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Aug 26, 2019 16:22
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Ersatz Haderach posted:Hi, I think I posted once a decade ago. Maybe even twice. Great name, you've GOT to post in the Dune thread. This is my favorite thread EVER Where have you all beeeeeeeeen For the love of Goon start posting now, it would be so fantastic!
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Aug 28, 2019 21:31
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Burt Sexual posted:Idgi can people only post goatse or call people slurs? Goonette's Syndrome V sad
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Aug 29, 2019 04:37
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Ersatz Haderach posted:Thanks for pointing out the surprisingly active Dune thread! Perhaps... the sleeper must wake. (But probably not.) When you are referring to a specific goon it's nice to quote the post that started the conversation/a reference point. It's a thrill, #1 to see that lovely shade: Emptyquote Yellow, and #2 it can help other readers know what's going on. *lurker tip* That thread IS amazing 
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Aug 29, 2019 23:17
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threedaycrash posted:What if you've been lurking so long you can't bring yourself to post? Seems a little late to start now. No one is going to really care or notice though----goons like NEVER look at profiles so you are just another username they don't immediately recognize--- that happens constantly.  You have nothing to lose, its honestly kind of fun. When a thread is new, look at it. That way not everything has been said, and if you can think of anything relevant say it. That is an easy way to start. It's nice to meet you 
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Aug 30, 2019 03:13
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Aug 30, 2019 13:24
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post-apocalyptic erotica posted:I'll say this 
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Aug 31, 2019 03:58
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WHERE HAVE THEY ALL BEEN? Explain yourselves please please You've been reading gbs all this time? Do you have posters you root for? Or detest? Is it like watching a soap opera ?
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Sep 2, 2019 20:33
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