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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Kiss me
Beneath the Luca twilight
Lead me
To your blitzball goal

Where's a loving lurker? Imma take their lunch money and tell them they are no good because of their shabby shoes and generally poor hygiene.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Kiss me
Beneath the Luca twilight
Lead me
To your blitzball goal

COME AT ME!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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If I saw a lurker I'd be all like:

https://i.imgur.com/l6HlxWe.mp4

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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ZincBoy posted:

I don't know if I should lurk post in this lurk post honey pot thread, but I guess I did.

https://i.imgur.com/H0ln1lE.mp4

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Aug 10, 2019

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
Lead me
To your blitzball goal

You dirty lurkers are lucky Bert was holding me back!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Plz stop! I need a hug

Fine, but you can't tell any of the other lurkers.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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blight rhino posted:

Lurkers are a sensitive folk, LAP.

I speak as a possibly reformed Lurker, myself.

We may need a helping hand. We're filled with love, ... just accept us, you bastard!

If only it were that easy but your lurker ways are scary and different and I don't want my children raised in a world in which your values have seeped into the margins of society. I'm sorry. I can't do it.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
Lead me
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Warad posted:

I've been lurking for free since WATCH BUSH START A loving WAR became reality and this thread spoke to my soul so hard I just had to finally stop the :effort: and just give lowtax my money after almost 20 years.

So thanks guys!

Tell us a funny story.

I demand it.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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BBQ Dave posted:

so like I post about twice a month. Lurker right?

Total poser.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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Oh.

Great.

It's Fat Elvis.

Just awesome.

Yeah, real great.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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Who's next, a user named skinnyorsonwells?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

He does radio ads for diet pills and 24-hour gyms. He still gets really mad at them though.

:lol:

Oh, I like this lurker.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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To your blitzball goal

Cephalectomy posted:

postin in the lurk thread

You goon are no lurker.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Spins posted:

Perhaps we should have a name for the opposite of lurkers, like you and I.

Berserker?

Bersurker?

*ahem*

It's poster

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Also, long time no see!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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My Shoes posted:

wondering... is there any interest out there for a thread where you can post pics/info/videos of concerts/shows you saw/going to see?

Making a thread is good.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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Just like, in general.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Like, if you are given the option of making a thread and of not making a thread you should choose make a thread every time.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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If someone tells you not to make a thread you should make two threads. If someone tells you to make a thread make three threads.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Kiss me
Beneath the Luca twilight
Lead me
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My Shoes posted:

you guys are crackin me up :P

Who's joking? :confused:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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Burt Sexual posted:

What happened to the graffiti thread?

Someone painted over it

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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:rimshot:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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IAD posted:

Ok, gimme a few balls to the wall action movies to watch, I just watched The Raid: Redemption and The Raid 2 for the first time and I don't want this adrenaline rush to wear off

The Zellner brother's film Plastic Utopia


Don't encourage me, Brent Sensual will get mad at me :ohdear:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Kiss me
Beneath the Luca twilight
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To your blitzball goal

sweet thursday posted:

A good number of lurkers have broken out of their shells and heck are on their way to becoming regulars :tear:

If you're a lurker and you don't have an avatar, and if you promise to make an effort to share your ideas and humour with the rest of the class from this moment on, I'll buy you one

Hell, count me in for one too.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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Penguin Bus posted:

This is my seventh post in 15 years :lol:

Intermittent lurksmanship.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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lilbeefer posted:

I'm not a lurker but I'm also not regular.

What then

WHAT THE gently caress DO WE DO NOW!!???

WHAT IS loving HAPPENING!!???

PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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lilbeefer posted:

uhhh


suck my goddam balls?

heh, noice.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Ball sucking for some, funko pops for the others.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Remember if you lurkers post more the ratio of my posts to good posts you have to read gets much better. Do it for the common good.

This one gets funko pops

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Vashro posted:

hey lurkers one cool trick from a fellow lurker, turn off avatars and all these lovable gay assholes blend together

That hurts, lurker. It cuts deep.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Why did you buy me a Mitch McConnell funko pop this is horrible

That's not Mitch McConnell it's Chris O'Donnell. And he's totally busting sick air-boarding moves and totally blowing your mind.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Beneath the Luca twilight
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Katamari Democracy posted:

gotta get warmed up before posting.

Me warming up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nLXPSd1pfQ

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

The cool thing about Funko Pops

Let me stop you right there, Tex.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Schlong Connery posted:

hoo boy! if only I was funny

It's okay, the illusion of being funny works just as well.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Paging user My Shoes to this thread.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Also user A Big loving Hornet.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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Just wanted to get a giggle at that AV.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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My Shoes posted:

HEHE :P I like it. Did you buy me this? :P

I couldn't stand seeing a user named my shoes and not seeing my shoes. It was causing me emotional distress.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I am drunk and posting. Also lonely. What's up GBS?

Be more specific SweetWilly. Can I call you SweetWilly?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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blight rhino posted:

they do look comfy as gently caress, for what it's worth.

They are. Dear God they are. It's like having my foot submerged in the finest silks and furs.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

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blight rhino posted:

Link?? I have some memory foam slippers that are about to poo poo the bed.

You're not an adult, until you have loving slippers to wear at home.

They were from a store so I don't have an internet link to them but they are made by some company I've never heard of called Western Chief. According to my shoe box they have been in business since 1981.

blight rhino posted:

these people in this thread are the eff'ing bomb. LAP is mean, sometimes, but we're bringing him around.

And who doesn't love a feet pic, right?

Mean? Me? You must be thinking of someone else.

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