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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Remember if you lurkers post more the ratio of my posts to good posts you have to read gets much better. Do it for the common good.

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

This one gets funko pops

Why did you buy me a Mitch McConnell funko pop this is horrible

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

My Shoes posted:

hey hey hey
poo poo post everyday

Lol Your av

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

blight rhino posted:

I'M GETTING PILED ON. geezus, i love you duck man. But I got Burt just trying to hold me down, all the time. The Mods are good, until they're bad. I just want to post. I just..... I just :justpost:

Don’t listen to burt man he’s just jealous of your posting prowess.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

blight rhino posted:

more to come, bring out the real real lurkers.

Your thread has changed my posting life.

I am now more obnoxious than ever.

yeah i want to see someone who has been here for years and never even posted

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

blight rhino posted:

That was me! Until I got an AV. Now I am out and freely roaming these goddamn forums.

I want someone else. I have like 10 different fuggin' AVs load and ready to shoot.

HGB, you. You are one of the ones that keep this insane poo poo going.

I too only lurked until I made this account because I lost my 2002 account info and email and got tired of using my wife’s account to read the forums.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

blight rhino posted:

Oh. Your wife. So are you beholden to only make beholden comments? I understand. Blink twice if you are under duress

Nah she’s cool she got a new account and posts too, she might even be you and you wouldn’t even know it

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

LURKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

38 posts in over ten years drat

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

blight rhino posted:

Those last two posts put me over 100 posts.

LAP, we cool now?

You have to have 1000 pores

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Posts I mean posts oh god

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Spins posted:

Hgb and LAP have the same av?

Is it cute or confusing
Or......


A MESSAGE :eek:

We posted too hard in the yad

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

I thought we were brothers now you change your av?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

OMG I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. WOOO!!!! NO MORE FOOT FETISH AV!!! WOOO!!!!!

Oh poo poo that’s what’s going on? I thought it was a medical procedure this is very concerning

Edit- lmao two great avs in one day I am truly blessed.

HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Aug 24, 2019

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Hid posted:

Hi guys :)

Oh poo poo why you have such a good Av if you don’t post!

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

sweet thursday posted:

I wonder how much money this thread has made for Tax. It's no goon-powered hot dog economic miracle in Alabama but it's still a nice thing

I’ve probably spent like 100 bucks on the forums recently that smilie I bought for the NEET thread being a big part of that :neet:

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

Oh, GooPancakes. Yeah, that person. Totally heard of them.

:confused:

Goodpancreas is a pretty good poster if you ask me

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

whenever someone says something you disagree with you need to have a full meltdown. Post at least 6 rambling paragraphs that only tangentially relate to what the other poster was saying and make sure to end your screed with a threat to quit SA forever if you don't get what you want.

God that’s so much work

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

I know but if you don't then you miss out on the plebs begging you to come back. "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME BACK" They'll say while I just laugh and laugh that they will never see my awesome content ever again for like 3 months

My CONTENT

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Big RIPs

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Hey

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

you learned how to make square avatars im extremely proud of you

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

My Shoes posted:

I don't think he was in office space- he was in parks and rec tho.

Nah that doesn’t seem right

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Plethora posted:

I took your advice and I've been put on probation twice for quoting posts and asking a question about it rather than adding content, which is apparently a heinous crime. Questions are horrible I guess.

I don't want to post anymore. This is mean and stupid treatment.

You have to post cursed images in the cursed images thread you dingus. If you don’t the thread becomes sentient and won’t stop moaning about curses and screaming.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Spins posted:

WHERE HAVE THEY ALL BEEN?

Explain yourselves please please

You've been reading gbs all this time?

Do you have posters you root for?
Or detest?

Is it like watching a soap opera ?

It’s a lot of silent judging I’m sure.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Lurkers have the best avatars your are monsters for depriving us

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Jhordhynne posted:

I lurk because my av sucks, also my username, also my few posts.

Listen I’m not gunna lie they had you in the first half Sksksksksk

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Also you have a great fyad av you should post there

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

What is a jhordhynne, if I may ask?

I oop

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
For real tho how you gunna hate on that av it’s beautiful

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

thalweg posted:

A lurker and a poster were wandering the internet and came across a forum. The forum was large and moving fast with lots of content. The lurker asked the poster, "Can you carry me across? You know how to post and I do not."

"How do I know you will not post, leaving the forum to die and me with it?" the poster replied.

"I promise to post, for if I do not post then I will also die with you," said the lurker.

Satisfied with this answer, the poster took the lurker upon his back and they set out into the forum. The poster made many great and wonderful posts against the forum's swift current. But halfway across, the lurker had still not posted. The forum began to die, and the pair were sinking with it. It was soon too late; the forum was doomed and so were they.

With his final breath, the poster cried out, "I don't understand! Why couldn't you just post? Why did you have to lurk?"

"I am sorry," the lurker replied, "It is in my nature."

Lol fuckin lurkers I hate em

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Butternubs posted:

I only lurk because I'm unfunny even by GBS standards

I will teach you how to get empty quotes while also being unfunny

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Spins posted:

Out of my lane, you

You’ve left me with nothing but my hatred of Swedes and their pizza.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Kazimir Vysehrad posted:

I only have a handful of posts to my name.

I have been lurking this forums since the time of an awful link of the day about some weird support group or forum for people that went through miscarriages, some of whom said that they kept their products or "little angels" on their freezers, and they got trolled by someone, perhaps a goon, posting pics of a mass of grind meat with a dipper and googly eyes and saying that that thing was his/hers little angel.

I was in high school at the time and it shook me.

Do anyone remember that or did i just misremember?

I remember that oh man

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

Congratulations?

Well deserved?

More like NO-gratulations and SMELL deserved!

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

Holy poo poo, a 0.00 poster. One post a year. Welcome to non anonymity.

They always have cool avs too wtf

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

Op should buy you pms so you can converse privately and report bad posts!

Also so you can get on my newsletter

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

SAs mail server Is currently experiencing issue. It is currently be worked, but “Best of Burt” weekly column will be delayed

The hank hill posters will be taking over with a limited series of columns “living with a tiny rear end” until further notice

Also we’ve heard the “there’s a newsletter?” jokes they aren’t funny

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

nVex posted:

This is my first post in four years.

See you in another four (unless I get really drunk).

You must give us more what motivates you what makes you tic I need to know everything

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Do you dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Op?

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