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May 13, 2003
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Winner, PWM POTM January

Breath Ray posted:

https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/competitions/championship/12040208/wednesday-given-12-point-deduction

well boys the bad news is weve been deducted 12 points. the good news is that because the efl took so long to reach its decision, it wont be deducted from our 19/20 points tally, which would have relegated us. we'll simply start off with -12 points when the championship restarts. thanks to all the fans and lawyers! we go again!

Lee Bowyer is going to knock out everyone involved in your fail club

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
It's always the ones you expect

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/radio-dj-swansea-city-stadium-18715659

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


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Breath Ray posted:

https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/competitions/championship/12040208/wednesday-given-12-point-deduction

well boys the bad news is weve been deducted 12 points. the good news is that because the efl took so long to reach its decision, it wont be deducted from our 19/20 points tally, which would have relegated us. we'll simply start off with -12 points when the championship restarts. thanks to all the fans and lawyers! we go again!

Well it could be worse, imagine being a Wigan fan (getting relegated I mean, not just being a Wigan fan), what’s happened to them is a travesty.

I still think those inbred, webbed-fingered dingles should be relegated as well just to be on the safe side.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
If the playoff final is representative of how these teams normally are it feels like a waste of time and energy, these are both pure relegation fodder.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

peanut- posted:

If the playoff final is representative of how these teams normally are it feels like a waste of time and energy, these are both pure relegation fodder.

Fulham are usually far more boring.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
I imagine Pep Guardiola is watching this taking detailed notes about potential threats for next season.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

The ESPN crowd noise is a bit much

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

Shrapnig posted:

The ESPN crowd noise is a bit much

Some marketing bigwig probably told them not to have a "bored crowd" noise.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

That could easily be a red, *checks notes on who’s refereering*, oh

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Feb 29, 2012


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Fat serb coming on

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

lol fulham did a thing

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Nice goalkeeping, idiot

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Feb 29, 2012


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Fulham have such a generic team They'll go right back down

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Absolute choker for Brentford after winning 800 games in a row to get here

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

i really want brentford to put one in

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

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2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
lol at that hundred million pound goal

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Backdoor Delivery posted:

lol at that hundred million pound goal

lol at Brentford being undone by a brace from a left back

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion

pik_d posted:

lol at Brentford being undone by a brace from a left back

also this, not a bad day for him

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

African AIDS cum posted:

Fat serb coming on

Game changer

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Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
We're going to get absolutely pasted again, I can't wait

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Feb 29, 2012


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Mar 2, 2007

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hahahahah that scramble in the goal

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Aug 31, 2004


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Brentford bad

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Arguably the greatest bottlers currently in English football

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Ollie Watkins looks wank, don't want him at Leeds lets get Messi

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
So happy Brentford lost after everyone was so sure it was their year.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



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African AIDS cum posted:

Ollie Watkins looks wank, don't want him at Leeds lets get Messi

please pay way too much for him so Exeter get a fuckload thanks

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

sassassin posted:

So happy Brentford lost after everyone was so sure it was their year.

The only thing better then an underdog victory is an underdog "not-quite". Fully happy with this

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

The only thing better then an underdog victory is an underdog "not-quite". Fully happy with this

You guys are some mean-spirited motherfuckers.

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
Very good and cool. Benhams computer couldn't do it.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

The only thing better then an underdog victory is an underdog "not-quite". Fully happy with this

To listen to Sky you wouldn't think them the underdog at all. What a team, what a manager (who was visibly cracking up through the last month of the season, saying increasingly bonkers things).

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
Not many more enjoyable things in life, than seeing Emiliano Marcondes like this



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TheTrend
Feb 4, 2005
I have a descriminating toe

Eric Cantonese posted:

You guys are some mean-spirited motherfuckers.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Salary caps are in in Leagues One and Two

quote:

When calculating total salary spending, the ‘cap’ includes:

Basic Wages;

Taxes;

Bonuses;

Image rights;

Agents’ fees and;

Other fees and expenses paid directly or indirectly to all registered players.

Cool that the EFL saw clubs struggling to pay their players through the lockdown and going bust because the owners refused to put any money in and agreeing that it was the greedy league two players that were the issue. Can't wait to see teams coming up to the Championship getting brutally owned by teams who are paying all their players £50k a week

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
There will either be exceptions for u21 players (driving up the prices even more so than they already are) or clubs down there will be shutting their academies.

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
I caught the fa cup final a few weeks back and have decided to try caring about this football stuff next season. I threw a dart, and now I'm an Ipswich town fan. What do I need to know about them?

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Spiderjelly posted:

I caught the fa cup final a few weeks back and have decided to try caring about this football stuff next season. I threw a dart, and now I'm an Ipswich town fan. What do I need to know about them?

You need to know that you're backing the wrong horse. They are perpetual sad sacks that haven't been in the top flight since 2000, when they qualified for "Europe" their first season, and got relegated the next.

Their main rivals are Norwich. They are owned a by a coot, and no manager has had an reasonable success with them in almost 20 years.

Best of luck, friend.

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
Sounds like my kind of team. Go farm boys or whatever.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Tractor Boys is a v good nickname

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Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Norwich-Ipswich being the Old Farm derby is one of the few football puns that I like.

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