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The Weed is Not Enough Choombaker Licence to Kief Old and High From Resin With Love
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LARGO: You see I am not really blind in this eye, it just makes me the perfect darts player. BONG: *gives a wary look to the joint he has just been handed*
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Aug 3, 2019 02:05
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weg posted:The Weed is Not Enough Shroomtaker AT AN ALL TIME HIGH!!!!! Robokomodo fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Aug 3, 2019 |
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Aug 3, 2019 02:11
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Aug 3, 2019 02:26
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*James Bong stares off into space* Octokushy: Well, well, well, Agent 420, I see the drugs have already taken effect. Bong: Wha...? Octokushy: I spiked your martini with 21 grams of pure THC, enough to overload every receptor in your brain. Bong: Mmmm? Octokushy: Let me put it in terms even you can understand, Mr Bong, you are too high. *Octokushy laughs menacingly* Bong: That's interesting, but there's one thing you didn't count on, I'm always too high. *James Bong punches Octokushy in the face* Bong: Also I hate women, weed doesn't really change that about me.
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Aug 3, 2019 02:27
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He's the man, the man with the sinsemilla touch A reefer’s touch Such a dope finger Beckons you to enter his web of sin But don't go in
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Aug 3, 2019 02:37
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Aug 3, 2019 02:45
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I am........ INWINCEABLE *hacks a huge bong goonishly*
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Aug 3, 2019 02:51
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It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bong.
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Aug 3, 2019 02:55
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Send spliff Smoked them!
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Aug 3, 2019 03:06
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From Russia with Krokodil I’ll see myself out, thanks.
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Aug 3, 2019 03:10
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High Another Day 
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Aug 3, 2019 03:19
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Apple martini blunt, shake non preferred. 
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Aug 3, 2019 03:24
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The World is Not High Enough
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Aug 3, 2019 03:35
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This thread is perfectly stupid.
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Aug 3, 2019 03:36
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*Q presents an ordinary looking nug* Q: "While this might look like perfectly normal specimen of the cannabis plant, Mr Bong, do not let it decieve you. Just one hit of this little nug will make you a hundred times higher than ever. So high, in fact, that you just might die from it!" Bong: "So you've invented some kind of... Killer weed?" *Q chuckles*
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Aug 3, 2019 03:44
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“My name is Blunts Aplenty.” “I must be dreaming...” E. Also, YOU ONLY RIP TWICE
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Aug 3, 2019 03:59
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Name's Jane. Mary Jane.
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Aug 3, 2019 04:01
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Octokushy
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Aug 3, 2019 04:01
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"Do you expect me talk?" "No, Mr. Bong. I expect you... to toke!"
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Aug 3, 2019 04:04
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Unfinish3d posted:"Do you expect me talk?" This is the best version of this joke
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Aug 3, 2019 04:05
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The Spy Who Smoked Me Out On Her Majesty's Smoking Service The One Where They Make Bond Look Chinese But This Time It's Because He's Really High And His Eyes Are Irritated
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Aug 3, 2019 04:08
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*laser beam slowly creeping up to James Bong's crotch as he struggles against his restraints* *at the last moment, he frees one arm and grabs a gigantic loaded bong, using the laser to light it up.* *Agent 420 breathes out a huge cloud of smoke, triggering the fire alarm and disabling the nefarious trap!*
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Aug 3, 2019 04:12
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For your highs only
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Aug 3, 2019 04:19
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You Only High Twice. 
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Aug 3, 2019 04:21
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Dimebags are forever? No that’s dumb
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Aug 3, 2019 04:26
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*Bond stares intensely at Boris as he flicks his exploding Bugs Bunny Zippo lighter open and closed in quick succession* NATALYA: what are you staring at dawg BOND: what NATALYA: what *both start laughing* BOND: yo what the gently caress are we doing here
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Aug 3, 2019 04:34
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Yo Moneypenny we've always been cool right? I need you to level with me- how red are my eyes rn? Do you think M's gonna be able to tell that I'm high? gently caress I shouldn't have burned that last J on the way over here, my palms are sweaty as gently caress. Can you hold onto my baggie while I'm in there? I don't want him to smell it on me
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Aug 3, 2019 04:40
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It's weird seeing goons who have obviously never gotten high try to describe it in this thread.
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Aug 3, 2019 04:41
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Moonreefer
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Aug 3, 2019 04:43
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Oh sorry Pablo
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Aug 3, 2019 04:44
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I'm literally high right now, I'm just not funny
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Aug 3, 2019 04:49
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sure pall
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Aug 3, 2019 04:50
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Robokomodo posted:Dimebags are forever Lol
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Aug 3, 2019 05:39
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Gold-dabber A view to a kief Thunderkush Live and get high The spy who smoked me out The living j lights Goldenhigh Hash Royale
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Aug 3, 2019 05:54
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"For England James?" "No, for weed."
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Aug 3, 2019 07:55
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*Recieves 2nd block of cocaine* “I thought Christmas only came once a year...”
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Aug 3, 2019 08:45
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keifer sutherland stars in You Hold It In Twice james bong dies from holding in a bong hit for too long. he is resurrected using modern technology, and must infiltrate a mad scientist's lair. but in order to do that, he must first become high
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Aug 3, 2019 09:38
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"Bond..." *takes hit* "James Bond."
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Aug 3, 2019 09:43
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Several of the Roger Moore films don't even need a rewrite.
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