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They say the Oaks are just too lofty......
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Aug 4, 2019 05:39
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And they wonder why the Maples can't be happy in their shade.......
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Aug 4, 2019 05:40
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The trees are all made equal by hatchet....axe...and saw!
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Aug 4, 2019 05:41
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I am a birch, not an aspen. Racist rear end in a top hat.
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Aug 4, 2019 05:44
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Icochet posted:I swear if someone mispronounces 'beech' as a joke one more time I'll loving sap
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Aug 4, 2019 05:48
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loving BIRDS GET OFF
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Aug 4, 2019 06:00
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joke uprooted and transplanted
dee eight fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Aug 4, 2019 |
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Aug 4, 2019 06:31
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Well, it's autumn. Time to get naked!
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Aug 4, 2019 06:40
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*hit by a car* MOTHER FUCKER!
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Aug 4, 2019 07:12
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I’m just getting back from the airport I wanna go get a few more things done and I can do a lot more stuff and then I will do something about the day.
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Aug 4, 2019 07:23
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GODDAMNIT! THESE MOTHERFUCKING BUGS ARE LITERALLY BURROWING BENEATH MY loving SKIN AND EATING ME ALIVE. Oh hey its a bird  Hey Mr. Bird. Have you come to use my branches to make a nest for SON OF A SHITSTAIN YOU LITTLE COCKSUCKER! I'LL KILL YOU!! gently caress!
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Aug 4, 2019 07:33
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Well, guess I'll just die. Hopefully my corpse will help destroy some dipshits log cabin style mcmansion on a sunny september day
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Aug 4, 2019 07:35
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dont mind me just producing tons of oxygen for everybody to breathe youre welcome
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Aug 4, 2019 07:48
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your mother's an evergreen
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Aug 4, 2019 08:09
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In hindsight I shouldn't have spouted all that MRA bullshit at the moots. I miss the entwives 
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Aug 4, 2019 08:56
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Icochet posted:In hindsight I shouldn't have spouted all that MRA bullshit at the moots. I miss the entwives i feel for bad for you son i got 99 problems but a birch ain't one
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Aug 4, 2019 09:06
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Help heeelp there are men in me
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Aug 4, 2019 09:17
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I'm a tree. I live in loving a tree house. Ent nobody's business but my own.
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Aug 4, 2019 09:36
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im gay
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Aug 4, 2019 09:43
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these seckels are making me thirsty!!
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Aug 4, 2019 09:52
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Oh hey sorry, didnt mean to throw shade on you... bit of a tree joke for you haha anyway how are ya?
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Aug 4, 2019 10:03
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Oh god! Oh no! *random Canadian puts a sap spigot into me* Why. Why are you harvesting my blood!
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Aug 4, 2019 12:09
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Owns self
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Aug 4, 2019 12:20
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*secretly longing for a woodpecker to come along and spread my gaping trussy*
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Aug 4, 2019 13:15
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I never authorized that Lorax fellow to speak on my behalf.
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Aug 4, 2019 13:38
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i stink like old cum edit: oops wrong thread!
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Aug 4, 2019 14:01
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SpookyTurtle posted:I never authorized that Lorax fellow to speak on my behalf. Yeah, can we fire him? He might speak for the trees, but his record speaks for itself. And he is not good at his job!
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Aug 4, 2019 14:07
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Navin Johnson posted:The trees are all made equal by hatchet....axe...and saw! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnC88xBPkkc
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Aug 4, 2019 17:13
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I can only gently caress if I'm on fire? Who the gently caress came up with that rule?
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Aug 4, 2019 19:16
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i have no thoughts or feelings and am not even a conscious entity because i have no brain or nervous system
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Aug 4, 2019 19:32
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:GODDAMNIT! THESE MOTHERFUCKING BUGS ARE LITERALLY BURROWING BENEATH MY loving SKIN AND EATING ME ALIVE.
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Aug 4, 2019 20:28
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There is unrest in the forest There is trouble with the trees For the maples want more sunlight And the oaks ignore their pleas The trouble with the maples And they're quite convinced they're right They say the oaks are just too lofty And they grab up all the light But the oaks can't help their feelings If they like the way they're made And they wonder why the maples Can't be happy in their shade? There is trouble in the forest And the creatures all have fled As the maples scream 'oppression!' And the oaks, just shake their heads So the maples formed a union And demanded equal rights 'The oaks are just too greedy We will make them give us light' Now there's no more oak oppression For they passed a noble law And the trees are all kept equal By hatchet, Axe, And saw
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Aug 4, 2019 21:47
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Telebite posted:i have no thoughts or feelings and am not even a conscious entity because i have no brain or nervous system sounds like my ex wife!!!
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Aug 4, 2019 22:30
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*breathlessly rushing into thread, grabbing at knees* hey,, hey g-g, WHOOF hey guys, has anyo... has anyone.... has anyone posted that rush song yet? the one about th- the trees? the trees wi.... oh man my chest really hurts this isn't normalisitohmygodthisisitJESUS SET A PLACE AT THE TABLE FOR ME
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Aug 4, 2019 23:50
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=O5ylkq92Xr4
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Aug 4, 2019 23:53
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peacefully existing
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Aug 5, 2019 00:05
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ouch!
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Aug 5, 2019 00:06
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Arrhythmia posted:*breathlessly rushing into thread, grabbing at knees* Ya I posted it like 2 posts before this
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Aug 5, 2019 00:35
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Nooner posted:Ya I posted it like 2 posts before this Thanks, my ghost can rest easy.
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Aug 5, 2019 00:37
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2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 I dont do poo poo cuz I'm a gd tree
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Aug 5, 2019 01:26
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