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nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

I looked around, it's actually surprisingly hard to find clear, cut and dry info on cheapest and most efficient/painless etc suicide even online. Until we see the instructions he gave, we won't know.

it really isn't that hard if you're determined

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

I looked around, it's actually surprisingly hard to find clear, cut and dry info on cheapest and most efficient/painless etc suicide even online. Until we see the instructions he gave, we won't know.

I’m surprised google isn’t showing you ads for suicide kits.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bad Purchase posted:

I’m surprised google isn’t showing you ads for suicide kits.

there's too little money to be made in that

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
submitting patent for suicide kits that always mysteriously misfire, right now, do not steal my..your idea!

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nope.
I read up on it thoroughly. In the US its super problematic, they changed the mix in the vast majority of helium or we tanks so it won't work right. Too much risk of failure.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Spins posted:

Nope.
I read up on it thoroughly. In the US its super problematic, they changed the mix in the vast majority of helium or we tanks so it won't work right. Too much risk of failure.

What about argon? Asking for a friend... from my frat...

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Ramaroot posted:

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box

lol :(

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Getting 5 people to kill themselves in 1 year has to be some kind of record

This guy is the best in the world at what he does, imagine if he started a podcast

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Did you know that the M.A.S.H. theme song is titled "Suicide is Painless"? Makes you think, huh

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
m-m-m-m-monster kill

marijuanamancer fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Aug 4, 2019

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Kuato posted:

There’s over 2,000 active serial killers in the USA. The odds are good you’ve all encountered one, or there is one on this very forum! :tinfoil:

gosh, i hope it's me

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
He seems more like a super villain to me

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
But supervillains always think they're superheroes....

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
You just know the Clintons have already started pulling strings to get him to share a cell with Epstein

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

I looked around, it's actually surprisingly hard to find clear, cut and dry info on cheapest and most efficient/painless etc suicide even online. Until we see the instructions he gave, we won't know.

Cheapest? I feel like I wouldn't mind splashing out a bit, under those circumstances.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Jolo posted:

How huge is this guy's forehead? Might be on to something here.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Xaintrailles posted:

Cheapest? I feel like I wouldn't mind splashing out a bit, under those circumstances.

What if you're broke? I dont really care if you can do it quickly using magic space gas in .02 seconds if you work at NASA. Guess I should have said practical.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nerses IV posted:

Getting 5 people to kill themselves in 1 year has to be some kind of record

This guy is the best in the world at what he does, imagine if he started a podcast

Pretty sure Kevorkian crushes that number.

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse

Jolo posted:

How huge is this guy's forehead? Might be on to something here.

Jolo
Jun 4, 2007

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it


YOUR AD HERE
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Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
Maybe he was trying out some reverse psychology poo poo and it kept backfiring.

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Does anybody remember the mid-2000s show The Inside? There was an episode much like this.

Shamino
Mar 14, 2008

I am weary of loitering about Britain. There is much we could be accomplishing! Where hast thou been, anyway?
I wish this guy was my friend.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
No college library carries books on suicide, people never return them.

Overnight Blaze
Mar 7, 2017

Mammal Sauce posted:

In a major twist clearing the fratbro of all charges, it appears they all lost their iPods in the days prior to their deaths.

true heroes

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Shows the intelligence of the average frat member that they need a step by step guide on how to die

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Whatever happened to frat boys killing their bros by forcing them to funnel 18 brewskis in one hour

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Jolo posted:

YOUR AD HERE
Call 555-555-HEAD

That ad may go slightly wrong

Pontificating rear end posted:

It said all the people had hanged themselves in similar ways, so you can figure out a bit from that.

He's collecting data for a study. Come on guys, it's science!

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
help my friends meet jesus
pass me a natty lite

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Ebola Roulette posted:

What are the odds that 5 people he knows all get clinical depression to the point of being suicidal in 1 year? Yeah sure they killed themselves.

Impulsivity is an important factor in suicide as is black and white thinking. You don't have to be sad for a long time, you just have to be sad enough while being unable to think of any solution to your pain that doesn't involve killing yourself, while being unable to be patient and let it pass, while having the means to easily do so. Frat Bros are perfect for this in every way.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Pontificating rear end posted:

It said all the people had hanged themselves in similar ways, so you can figure out a bit from that.

What if he just thought that auto erotic asphyxiation would give them a reason to live?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Jolo posted:

YOUR AD HERE
Call 555-555-HEAD

no, that's the fellatio barn. you want 555-554-HEAD

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

no, that's the fellatio barn. you want 555-554-HEAD

I worked in a retail pharmacy a few years ago and it became company policy to stop doing pill IDs for people and directing them to poison control. For years we gave the same number to people, I probably gave it to at least 20 people myself. One day I called it for whatever reason and it was a phone sex hotline, just one digit off

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

no, that's the fellatio barn. you want 555-554-HEAD

Not to be confused with CALL 69-4-HEAD which is an entirely different service.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Here's a horribly written article:

https://www.crimeonline.com/2019/08...ceased-lawsuit/


However:


quote:

"The Kansas City Star obtained court filings stating that all four of the men died by hanging, and Mullins and Thomas both hanged themselves at the fraternity house. The lawsuit alleges that Grossheim advised the men to commit suicide, wore the clothes of one shortly after he died, and began dating one of the deceased’s girlfriends after his death."

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Colonel Cancer posted:

Wasn't one of the infamous serial killers working a suicide hotline?

And the Zodiac Killer is a Texas Senator

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
drat, that's a cold rear end honky

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I stole that joke but I can't remember from who, sorry

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I think that's a public domain joke it's ok

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

quote:

Gorovsky told the newspaper that an investigation found that Grossheim had keys to the apartments or rooms of all five students who died and was among the last to either see or speak to each of them before they took their own lives.


God drat.

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