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co-workers have been eyeing my thick summer scarf, possibly questioning if it's me vaping in the men's room and blowing my chunky clouds into said scarf. sneaky vape tricks needed pls
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Aug 4, 2019 07:23
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Next time you want to vape at work simply quit your job and never come back. Then you can vape whenever you want, rear end in a top hat.
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Aug 4, 2019 07:24
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Just vape oils there’s virtually no smell.
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Aug 4, 2019 07:25
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Smoke-b-Gone
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Aug 4, 2019 07:27
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Just get a medical card so you can blow sick clouds in your boss's smug face while blasting dubstep and he'll have to THANK you for it!
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Aug 4, 2019 07:30
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Just go outside and take a nice stroll for a little while I’m sure your pathetic body could use it
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Aug 4, 2019 07:37
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It you insist on vaping lettuce, work in data centers. Blow smoke into the hot aisle. Drink an iced coffee to fix your mouth smell and demeanor.
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Aug 4, 2019 07:53
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Swallow the vape smoke instead of exhaling. I'm sure it's healthy and safe.
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Aug 4, 2019 08:56
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Use a suppository. It's like butt chugging for vapists.
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Aug 4, 2019 11:37
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Wear a devil costume
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Aug 4, 2019 11:38
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cover up the vape with a well timed fart
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Aug 4, 2019 11:41
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Go out to your car, make sure you park far away in the parking lot with the window next to a bush or a tree, and vape out the side window, get ozium for the smell and Binaca for your breath, and make them fresh snaps every time.
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Aug 4, 2019 12:18
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immortalyawn posted:Smoke-b-Gone This but shove it up your butt, OP.
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Aug 4, 2019 12:20
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unironic answer: just get a salt nic device (there's a bajillion different kinds and i have no idea what the current hotness is, ask your vape shop guy what he prefers) it'll kill your cravings, and the amount of vapor it produces ime is negligible enough that you can do it basically anywhere without anyone being the wiser unless they're actively watching you WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Aug 4, 2019 |
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Aug 4, 2019 12:22
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Or don't vape
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Aug 4, 2019 12:24
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i really don't get the whole "vape bro" stereotype tbh, that was a thing for a little bit like 5 years ago but nowadays most of the vapers I meet are people who switched from cigs and for all the issues vaping has I certainly feel a lot less lovely after I puff on mine than after I smoke a cancer stick quitting entirely would be nice but is also a lot easier said than done
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Aug 4, 2019 12:25
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Op, do you mean "discreet ways", ie. ways to vape that will go unnoticed in or around the workplace, or "discrete ways", ie. distinct, separate or non-continuous ways to vape in or around the workplace?
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Aug 4, 2019 12:26
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Haha no vape bro is real and alive, I run into them every loving day. Some douche polluting my breathing air with thick clouds of berry flavor or some other fruity poo poo, smdh.
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Aug 4, 2019 12:30
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immortalyawn posted:Smoke-b-Gone I hope that thing has a one way valve so you don't suddenly end up with a lungful of rancid sewage air
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Aug 4, 2019 12:38
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There is no easy way to vape now that The Emporium of Trump has outlawed lung exhalations between the hours of Trumpup and Trumpdown.
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Aug 4, 2019 12:40
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r u ready to WALK posted:I hope that thing has a one way valve so you don't suddenly end up with a lungful of rancid sewage air I think that's the whole point.
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Aug 4, 2019 12:42
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Icochet posted:I think that's the whole point. I think the point is to blow it down the drain pipe, not smoke through it, you idiot, you absolute buffoon..
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Aug 4, 2019 12:50
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It's a toilet bong kit. If the water isn't bubbling, you doing it wrong.
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Aug 4, 2019 12:58
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The bathroom at my workplace smells like cotton candy every other time I go in there so I guess it's someone vaping in there?
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Aug 4, 2019 13:12
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A_Account posted:I think the point is to blow it down the drain pipe, not smoke through it, you idiot, you absolute buffoon.. Whoa. This guy vapes.
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Aug 4, 2019 13:18
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the guy that sat next to me would just zero out the vape at his desk. I heard him sucking on that thing all the time but never a fog crossed my path
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Aug 4, 2019 13:19
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what you need to do is sew a thin tube in your shirt that starts at the collar and runs all the way down your pants. This tube will have charcoal filters and tiny openings along its length, but after the filters. Blow the vapor through the tube while walking around to make sure it gets dispersed evenly.
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Aug 4, 2019 13:35
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Blow the vapor into balloons. By the end of the day you'll have a whole bunch!
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Aug 4, 2019 13:37
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autism ZX spectrum posted:what you need to do is sew a thin tube in your shirt that starts at the collar and runs all the way down your pants. This tube will have charcoal filters and tiny openings along its length, but after the filters. Blow the vapor through the tube while walking around to make sure it gets dispersed evenly. do this but without the filters or openings and blow the vape directly into your own rear end in a top hat
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Aug 4, 2019 14:12
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:i really don't get the whole "vape bro" stereotype tbh, that was a thing for a little bit like 5 years ago but nowadays most of the vapers I meet are people who switched from cigs Pretty sure dirty white guys who smoke cigarettes was pretty much the same stereotype before vapes The best is that if you're looking for a certsin type of used car, "never vaped in" is now a value-adder you can put in your listing
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Aug 4, 2019 15:40
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autism ZX spectrum posted:what you need to do is sew a thin tube in your shirt that starts at the collar and runs all the way down your pants. This tube will have charcoal filters and tiny openings along its length, but after the filters. Blow the vapor through the tube while walking around to make sure it gets dispersed evenly. It's like a vape silencer. But one fart and it's history, blown away like a pillow in a mob hit
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Aug 4, 2019 15:41
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eh just take a cardboard paper towel ring thing and stuff it full of bounce fabric softener sheets and rubber band one over the end and blow through that. 100% effective, 100% discreet
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Aug 4, 2019 15:50
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Just "go get something from your car real quick" for the 8th time today
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Aug 4, 2019 15:55
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Sneak a quick vape and you're good for an hour Teach your boss to vape and you're good for a lifetime
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Aug 4, 2019 16:28
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Just use a nicotine suppository and plug it up your b-hole
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Aug 4, 2019 16:30
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They are going to find out one way or another when it inevitably explodes as vape pens always do, so you may as well just do it right there at your desk or where you work and hope for the best. Be discreet at you can, dont blow smoke on people or anything. Depends on where you work, too. NASA?
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Aug 4, 2019 17:08
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i enjoy sitting at a stoplight and seeing a gigantic cloud emanate from some lowered riced out civic
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Aug 4, 2019 17:09
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Why bother vaping when you can just huff the nicotine?
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Aug 4, 2019 17:10
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Just get the e liquid and rub it on your bottom lip then lick your lip to get the nic hit
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Is it legal to vape during smoko? If so maybe do that, and call it vapeo.
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