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It is a travesty that in a time when the world needs heroes, a great hero like Luke Skywalker is allowed to be killed off. Of course, it should surprise no one that an icon that stood against evil empires is killed off by Disney. I see a lot of myself in Luke Skywalker...
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this is from chapter 5 "gimme a fuckin' smoke"
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I feel the fear of it. The mind's eye recoils in horror at the mere potential of thought that its countenance may strike into me. My god it is here and it is up to me to stop it. Pray that I succeed and you never have the curse that it will visit upon you forever. 
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Aug 5, 2019 00:40
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I don't give a hot gay gently caress what congress says! LEGALIZE WEED, DUDE!
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Aug 5, 2019 00:42
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...And the utterless, debased, blue cow that is AH MER REE KA, has been turned mid flight into a chicken McNugget covered in butter and stuffed into the anus of last virgin bald eagle as hotel californa plays in reveres on repeat slowed down by 20% to find the new god under lazy lilacs of Fred Flintstones's ... This is the mid point of like 100 pages.
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Aug 5, 2019 01:03
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Subscribe to Ashens
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Aug 5, 2019 01:04
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No Fat Chicks
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Aug 5, 2019 01:07
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I knew my moment for White Justice was coming soon, I just needed a catalyst. Cassandra, the barista I silently stare at each morning, must have changed her hours. That stupid whore bitch must have known I was planning to propose to her, and was too addicted loving 100 black Chad dicks a week to settle down with a nice guy like me. The world keeps making GBS threads on me, I'll never lose my virginity. Cassandra has been added to my list. My 29th birthday was last week, my stupid loving Dad only got me a 256GB iPhone XS Max instead of the 512GB iPhone XS Max, the poor oval office wants me to look like a poor sand n-**-r. I spat in his face and locked myself in my situation-room (my basement bedroom) for 3 days, that'll show him who is boss. The final straw has come. I have been banned from the SomethingAwful forums for saying, rightfully so, that Aatrek did nothing wrong.
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Aug 5, 2019 01:08
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ring ring ring banana phone!
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There is no modern archetype more hated than the elf. Though we never travel far from the country Tolkien showed us all those decades back, simply changing the names of old standbys, you will find little love for the elf among modern storytellers. They call the elf "unmanly", often in cruder terms. They heap abuse upon the elf, burn the elf, kill the elf, enslave the elf, and revel in the elf's downfall. Others go an even more insidious route. They create an elf who represents all the worst aspects of human nature: racism, elitism, tyranny, a love of rigid, oppressive hierarchy, smug superiority, and a cold disdain for one's "inferiors". It is a ridiculous notion. The elves, for all their wisdom and age, were ever defined by their willingness to accept their decline with grace. They may have pined for lost glory, but they did not let it turn to bitterness, to hate. They did not wish to force the world into the same shape that it had in their glory days. Their purpose was to guide the younger folk to a greatness that would be all their own, and then step aside and let them strive and grow, as only the best parents and guardian figures manage to. The modern writer does not revere the elf. He denies the elf, sullies the elf, twists the elf into a perverse monster, both to hurt the elf and to declare that, truly, the elf was this very thing all along. The modern writer has become a Dark Lord, ever willing to corrupt the beautiful and revel in the grim, the ghastly, and the brutal. And society needs to take a long, hard look at just what this says about us.
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Aug 5, 2019 01:12
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Anime was a mistake in the grand scheme of things.
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Aug 5, 2019 01:23
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Im gay, but
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Aug 5, 2019 01:25
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pretty sure its not safe to leave the house on weekends any more
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Aug 5, 2019 01:27
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Dear Richard,
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Aug 5, 2019 01:37
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In this thesis I will critically examine all 46 episodes of the beloved 1992 magical girl anime Sailor Moon (Bishōjo Senshi Sērāmūn) hereafter. Using novel cross sourcing techniques I will attempt to show the deep Hegelian dialectic that runs through the show, arguing that the main threat was not bad guys, but sailor moon herself. In embracing the role of the sailor, Moon turns her back on what Hegel termed the geschirrspulmachine, or complete integration of the self. I contrast this with another Japanese anime, Magical Love Witch Pantsu-chan: Kabuki exorcist DX: Final Rebuild: Brawl in the family (english: my mathematics teacher's cat is a pervert?!?) to come to the conclusion that yes, dropping the bomb on Japan seriously did gently caress them all up.
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Aug 5, 2019 01:38
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im permabanned poster
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Aug 5, 2019 01:40
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hello? yes, yes this is the banana phone... oh... oh my...
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Aug 5, 2019 01:44
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the piss tape is real
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Aug 5, 2019 01:57
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sorry I didn't mean that. I started writing this on a typewriter thinking it would be cool and it still is I think even if it's sort of pretentious but I'm obviously not in a great place right now and I'm saying things withiut necessarily thinking them through all the way and I can't delete them, sorry. maybe I'll retype this whole page but I think the ink ribbon is running out I don't really know how thye work
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Aug 5, 2019 02:20
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Exert from page twenty three: I loving love elves. I love them so much. I'm not being ironic here, this is an honest and true love. I love them like an alcoholic loves that first drink after work, and all the drinks after.
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Aug 5, 2019 02:24
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Truckin and a fuckin is all that I crave
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Aug 5, 2019 02:32
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Don't put ketchup on your steak. Also, if you like your steak well done, you don't like steak.
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Aug 5, 2019 02:35
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A Moste Excellente Treatise on the Boner; What it Is, Where it Maye be Founde, and sundry Remedies for Physicking it, both in Parte and in Generall (1570 pp.)
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Aug 5, 2019 02:36
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Sierra Nevadan posted:Everyone, please take care.
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Aug 5, 2019 02:38
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yea, yea... I'm still here and this banana phone is fully operational. now, did this elf attack you in anyway? provoke you some how? they're an elf, so it's not gonna be too hard to make this disappear, but you gotta work with me here. gimme something. see... yah... there ya go, 'he took a combative stance'. look bud, we'll have your union rep there in a bit, just hold down the fort and make sure your story matches your partners. at least it wasn't a gnome, they lawyer up quick... hehehehehe
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Aug 5, 2019 02:40
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Freedom is Capitalism is Consumerism is Materialism is Slavery
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Aug 5, 2019 02:42
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As I said on page 93, Bobbie should have boarded the Tempest and fought hand-to-hand, just as I will, as it is more respectable as a form of combat and more fitting with her character. Furthermore, I
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Aug 5, 2019 02:49
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I love giving daddy cummies 🍆💦💦💦💦
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Aug 5, 2019 02:51
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Oh Nooner! 😂 🤣😂 🤣
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Aug 5, 2019 02:55
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All the manifesto I'll ever need
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Aug 5, 2019 02:56
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Okay, thank you for downloading my manifesto. I'm gonna be honest with you I'm not doing this for any particular political reasons I just wanted people to read my unpublished fantasy novel. [600,000 words about wizardly adventures follow (also approx. 25 full page illustrations of big boob wizard ladies)]
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I wrote this short manifestroy, looking for feedback.a small excerpt for those without archives posted:Rain ran down the tree into the pool in the fork of the trunk to overflow ran onto a vine that wrapped around the tree from the roof of the jungle. A small white flower grew at the vine's end hung not more than a hand span over and an inch behind the head of Captain Wills, perfectly positioned to drip a steady stream of water down the neck of his armor. He had lain there and endured the incessant plinking of cold water for the past hour and a half, cursing that idiotic yet another small excerpt, for those that are lazy posted:The great mass of orcs moved away from the leaking sack of meat that had been one of their feared spellcasters, and began to mutter to one another while glancing around uncertainly.
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I don't have an excerpt, but my manifesto is going to take the form of a totally sick amiga demoscene file.
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First Page First Paragraph First Line "When they changed the green skittle from Lime to Green Apple, I changed with it, I changed hard."
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dudeness posted:"When they changed the green skittle from Lime to Green Apple, I changed with it, I changed hard." *stuffing fistfulls of green apple skittles in my mouth as i sob to myself on the floor of my kitchen* "i wish i knew how to quit you"
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Aug 5, 2019 03:07
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and that is why, until EVERYONE is sucking cock, i will never stop sucking cocks
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Excerpt. Volume 2, chapter 7, page 324: "The skies this morning were choked with the smoke of judeo-chad oppression; a grim reminder to redouble my efforts. The charges will be ready within a fortnight. The wealthy chads will burn along with their filthy moids (why won't they love a nice guy like me?) and a clear day will dawn." ... the rest of the page is splattered with blood resulting from an accidental discharge of homemade explosives. The document was found along with 37 unexploded makeshift bombs and the deceased's worldly possessions: a mask from the movie V for Vendetta, a 5.56mm AR-15 rifle engraved with "Chadslayer", an outdated HP laptop with cover removed, and a semen-encrusted body pillow screenprinted with a catgirl version of Adolf Hitler.
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*An elaborately-illuminated medieval-style parchment roll unfurls containing the words ANIME IS GARBAGE*
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Sadness is loving a snowman.
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